ilya Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Great topic series, will read again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Ok guys im 17 years old now i need some right now.I have been looking for a part time job for some time but sadly come up short.I recently called a mcdonalds resturaunt not far from where i stay and asked he manager where they hiring?she said "were currently accepting applications".what does that mean? and would it be ok to work 6 hours every after school? You should ask your new roommate Claude Speed. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 for those of you who call me stupid and retarted u can all just go to hell.For those of u who answered my question thank u. Bro, I already live in hell. So with that said, you sir are an idiot. Good day. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak2121 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Honestly, if you're asking this and are going to school......you should just stop going there and pissing off your teachers man, they deserve better. In short, you're an idiot(If you don't understand the above), have a nice day/night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 (edited) I'm with Vanilla Shake on this one. I detect a troll. Edited March 31, 2010 by ghost of delete key "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XMike Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I can partly tell this guy has a mental handicap, on a serious note. I know a guy just like him, nice fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 would it be ok to work 6 hours every after school? I would just stop going, were it me. It obviously isn't doing you any good. And as was previously said, almost everywhere accepts applications, whether they have vacancies or not. Once I got a call from a place I applied to six months ago asking me to come in for an interview, it's best to find a place that actually says they're hiring. And how hard can that be? There are at least ten fast food places near my house and I'm sure at least one of them has a vacancy, have you actually tried more than one place or have you just been taking the piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Don't encourage him, dude. I wouldn't even want this guy making my cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 (edited) Indeed. Maybe stick to gigs like this: <edit: link remove due to second thoughts. > Looking for a very openminded man who would taser me while ******* me. I own a taser & would love to know what it felt like to be jolted as I was *******. I ask that u pick 100 ro$e$ from ur garden for this. Only the serious, openminded & generous need apply, thanks. Edited March 31, 2010 by ghost of delete key "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 If he does get the job, he'll ask "What does that mean?" when someone says "Cook the beef throughly", and you end up with a raw burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Don't encourage him, dude. I wouldn't even want this guy making my cheeseburger. buns + patty + veggies + suace = burger. You could train a monkey to do it! Melchior reads topic ...actually, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epoxi Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Where my friend lives, his local McDonalds got shut down because someone jizzed in the mayonnaise. To be honest, I don't know how you would tell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre grove Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 wow guys.im sorry bout making stupid topics like this.And for those of you calling me a troll im not one.for da past months i didnt have da chance to go online.Too every calling me retarted im sorry dat i was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC. Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Haha, I thought this was one of those copy paste stories. That's a pretty good title for one "wat did she mean". hey guys so last night something really got me confused and i couldn't stop asking myself about this incident "wat does this mean?". So i was at this girl's place right and we had a date so she invited upstairs to her apartment and i thought to myself "i'm really gonna do it!" i was so nervous when we went inside her home and she made me sat on her couch. She asked if i wanted any coffee so i thought "is this what they mean by coffee?" She actually made some coffee and gave me some and out of no where she just purposely spilled the coffee on my pants by accident! She was like "omg i'm so sorry! let me get some napkins and dry that for you!" the napkins didn't work so she said she offered to put my pants in the dryer. She helped take my pants off even though i wanted to take it off myself then she started making out with me. After that, we went to her bedroom and she took off all her clothes and jumped in the bed and there she was. Laying down on bed waiting for me, moving her hand across the bed. She said "Everything. Off. Now. Big boy." i quickly made a 180 and stripped off my clothes as fast as i can and i closed my eyes and turned around towards her and i thought to myself "come on pierre, be a man and say something" i opened my eyes, threw my fists in the air and told her "hey sup" and yelled "let's rock!" because i was quoting incredible hulk from marvel vs. capcom 2 and i absolutely love that game. she looked at my face for a second and just stared at my penis with a strange look on her face. I couldn't tell what it was. I didn't know what was the problem and i still had my hands in the air like i'm ready to dance. She said "oh look at the time i have to get up for work tomorrow cause mcdonalds gets really busy in the morning. there's gonna be a lot of ppl applying there but were still currently accepting applications" wat did she mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Haha, I thought this was one of those copy paste stories. That's a pretty good title for one "wat did she mean". hey guys so last night something really got me confused and i couldn't stop asking myself about this incident "wat does this mean?". So i was at this girl's place right and we had a date so she invited upstairs to her apartment and i thought to myself "i'm really gonna do it!" i was so nervous when we went inside her home and she made me sat on her couch. She asked if i wanted any coffee so i thought "is this what they mean by coffee?" She actually made some coffee and gave me some and out of no where she just purposely spilled the coffee on my pants by accident! She was like "omg i'm so sorry! let me get some napkins and dry that for you!" the napkins didn't work so she said she offered to put my pants in the dryer. She helped take my pants off even though i wanted to take it off myself then she started making out with me. After that, we went to her bedroom and she took off all her clothes and jumped in the bed and there she was. Laying down on bed waiting for me, moving her hand across the bed. She said "Everything. Off. Now. Big boy." i quickly made a 180 and stripped off my clothes as fast as i can and i closed my eyes and turned around towards her and i thought to myself "come on pierre, be a man and say something" i opened my eyes, threw my fists in the air and told her "hey sup" and yelled "let's rock!" because i was quoting incredible hulk from marvel vs. capcom 2 and i absolutely love that game. she looked at my face for a second and just stared at my penis with a strange look on her face. I couldn't tell what it was. I didn't know what was the problem and i still had my hands in the air like i'm ready to dance. She said "oh look at the time i have to get up for work tomorrow cause mcdonalds gets really busy in the morning. there's gonna be a lot of ppl applying there but were still currently accepting applications" wat did she mean Holy sh*t that's funny. More of these and this topic could someday be pinned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 wow guys.im sorry bout making stupid topics like this. So you wouldn't have a problem with having it retired, so to speak? Cool. "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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