Quantcast
Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
    1. Welcome to GTAForums!   (85,461 visits to this link)

    2. News

    1. GTA Online

      1. Find Lobbies & Players
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Vehicles
      4. Content Creator
      5. Help & Support
    2. Crews

      1. Events
      2. Recruitment
    1. Grand Theft Auto Series

    2. GTA Next

    3. GTA V

      1. PC
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    4. GTA IV

      1. Episodes from Liberty City
      2. Multiplayer
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support
      5. GTA Mods
    5. GTA Chinatown Wars

    6. GTA Vice City Stories

    7. GTA Liberty City Stories

    8. GTA San Andreas

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    9. GTA Vice City

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    10. GTA III

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    11. Top Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
    12. Wiki

      1. Merchandising
    1. GTA Modding

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials
    2. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop
    3. Featured Mods

      1. DYOM
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

    2. Red Dead Redemption

    3. Rockstar Games

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Programming
      5. Movies & TV
      6. Music
      7. Sports
      8. Vehicles
    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
    1. Forum Support

    2. Site Suggestions

The Precinct

The Precinct

Recommended Posts

Voodoo

Yeah, sorry porkeria. I'm afraid we're not interested in anyone who's interested in any other gangs. Here's a bit of advice though - if you're really serious about getting in over there just grow (or strap on) a vagina. Those guys are suckers for the ladies :]

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
makeshyft

user posted image

 

Bit of a lol.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Piperka

lol makeshyft

 

 

That Piperka kid just applied for AMF saying they're the coolest.

 

Stefan said I should join them, and I basically copied his "resume" and changed it to my way.

 

I've come to realize that some people I don't like on this forum, are in AMF tounge2.gif So I don't wanna go there now

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I Love Anna Kournikova
lol makeshyft

 

 

That Piperka kid just applied for AMF saying they're the coolest.

 

Stefan said I should join them, and I basically copied his "resume" and changed it to my way.

 

I've come to realize that some people I don't like on this forum, are in AMF tounge2.gif So I don't wanna go there now

I hope the person you don't like is me.

 

You would Probably not like anyone in the AMF if you could see your topic in our Private forum. Since basically all it is, is people saying no.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Panz
Yeah, sorry porkeria. I'm afraid we're not interested in anyone who's interested in any other gangs. Here's a bit of advice though - if you're really serious about getting in over there just grow (or strap on) a vagina. Those guys are suckers for the ladies :]

Nah, I've bought the guys strap-on vaginas. They apparently just aren't good enough.

 

Real vag required, well-trimmed, and minimize the odor. Sorry, Pepperkia.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Voodoo
Real vag required, well-trimmed, and minimize the odor.

Heed this advice, pooporka. Owner-operators know best.

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sauron
Yeah, sorry porkeria. I'm afraid we're not interested in anyone who's interested in any other gangs. Here's a bit of advice though - if you're really serious about getting in over there just grow (or strap on) a vagina. Those guys are suckers for the ladies :]

Nah, I've bought the guys strap-on vaginas. They apparently just aren't good enough.

 

Real vag required, well-trimmed, and minimize the odor. Sorry, Pepperkia.

Just ask Phatgordo...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Panz

Aw, don't be jealous. tounge.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tyler

I like these guys already eh?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
makeshyft

Jesus... this thread smells insecure and needy all of a sudden.

 

And clotted bloody.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Voodoo

Who wants a warm fuzzy? Hmmm?

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I Love Anna Kournikova
Who wants a warm fuzzy? Hmmm?

Pink Heart? dontgetit.gif

 

user posted image

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
CannonRage

How do i join? (not mp)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tyler

Hmm, Learn to read the first page and your good bro.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sauron

hahaha, burn.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Voodoo

I like this guy.

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
makeshyft

Hah, cold.

 

Anyway, I like the sound of this Willy Jim F-bomb dude.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Voodoo

Bear in mind, we'll most likely have to recalibrate the metal detectors in the lobby.

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
CannonRage
Hmm, Learn to read the first page and your good bro.

Harsh bro, harsh!

 

I am just tryna find some new bros.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tyler

Well that's cool man, but as I said, read the first post, and you will quickly learn how in fact, to join.

 

 

Nevermind, You've been here for a while, I'll let you figure this out.

 

In other news, I'm going to get another recruit in here, and he's going to be a black man who can do sound effects.

Edited by Unoriginal44

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
WidowMaker
Hmm, Learn to read the first page and your good bro.

Harsh bro, harsh!

 

I am just tryna find some new bros.

Hey bro, you wanna come round to my house and play some Gamecube? By the way, bro, I always take my pants off to play Gamecube, so I hope that's cool.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Moonshield
In other news, I'm going to get another recruit in here, and he's going to be a black man who can do sound effects.

You talkin bout Michael winslow?!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sauron
In other news, I'm going to get another recruit in here, and he's going to be a black man who can do sound effects.

You talkin bout Michael winslow?!

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tyler

My bad Sauron. , it's a reference to Police Academy.

 

I thinks yours joking...

__________

 

 

So, when do you guys play online games? I have sh*t to do, and figured I might as well try and get some fine policemen to have fun with....
Edited by Unoriginal44

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
makeshyft

Hah, ain't nothin' fine about us. Apart from our fine booties.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
DemonKing

 

 

So which ones Moonshield?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tyler

Hmm, is this group of fellows important around here? I noticed you stick to low publicity, but you guys get your own group. Is there some sort of private forum as well for The Precinct?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
VideoPoker
user posted image

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tyler

Damn you use Firefox? That must suck?

 

 

But in all honesty I want to be in the Precinct!

Edited by Unoriginal44

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Voodoo

Hey hey, cool your jets hot shot. I don't remember you bringing any donuts by the station yet.

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.