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steve_blue5

obviously (fanboys aside) gta is one if not the funnest games released in a long while. i was wondering if anyone else would like to share their side splitting stories on any game mode.

 

for example just today on free mode, 2 trusting players boarded my annihalator in an airport game and i flew to the highest building in broker, i landed and got out the heli, the 2players followed. straight away i got back into the heli and slowly hovered away, imagining the embarrased fury and cursing from these 2 unfornate guys stranded. it was hilarious watching them leaping off the building...pause....BING player deaD. LOLACAUST

 

another time iv been a bastard was when i picked up another willing "victim" in my brand new jacked infernus, i was speading along towards a petrol station and bailed out, the ruptered ribs were worth it as i watched the poor guy hurtle into a pump and well EXPLODING...whats more i approached his burnt remains and ended it with more humour (hey wats up?)

 

it would be great to hear ur pyscho although hilarious stories.

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me and you would get along great... I did that to people too! both of those things. lol.gif

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You should also try just taking three guys to the top of the triangular building with the completely flat top in Algonquin... Then using your annihalator to knock them off like bowling pins... Now that is entertaining... Ive done it three times now

 

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Mokrie Dela

i took my mate out to sea in a heli, tricking him into the "secret island" glitch (fake). HE jumped out, expecting to fall into the invisible island, and i flew off tounge.gif

 

Though i did come back and bail out, joining him in ten minute swim to land - didn't wanna be a complete ****

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lol i remember this one time me and a friend (i didnt really like) went powerboating far out to sea...once the message appeared that i was to far away from action turn back or face consequences i bailed and watched my friend enter old davy jones locker with a bang. sure i was stranded out at sea but nothing the option of leaving game couldnt solve.

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for example just today on free mode, 2 trusting players boarded my annihalator in an airport game and i flew to the highest building in broker, i landed and got out the heli, the 2players followed. straight away i got back into the heli and slowly hovered away, imagining the embarrased fury and cursing from these 2 unfornate guys stranded. it was hilarious watching them leaping off the building...pause....BING player deaD. LOLACAUST

 

 

Even funnier is to jump out and blow up the heli and jump off yourself. That seems to make them even madder. confused.gif

Done that a few times.

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I have shared this story like twice. I love doing that little move when playing bomb the base

 

Make sure you are the first to get to the heli

 

Everyone gets in

 

There is two tall black buildings with like a fence around the roof in Algonquin I think

 

Land on top of it

 

everyone gets out

 

hurry and hop back in before the blades fully stop so it dosent take that long for a quick take off and they realize what you are doing.

 

Leave them all there to go do the whole mission by yourself so you can collect all the money ahahah.

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I have shared this story like twice. I love doing that little move when playing bomb the base

 

Make sure you are the first to get to the heli

 

Everyone gets in

 

There is two tall black buildings with like a fence around the roof in Algonquin I think

 

Land on top of it

 

everyone gets out

 

hurry and hop back in before the blades fully stop so it dosent take that long for a quick take off and they realize what you are doing.

 

Leave them all there to go do the whole mission by yourself so you can collect all the money ahahah.

What a dick move.

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those buildings are simple to get out of. Theres little holes on either side... You could easily jump off and die then use your other two lives to play.

If the people didn't realize that then they are stupid.

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I was chasing a car around the airport in the chopper, both the car and the heli were starting to smoke so I decided to dive bomb him to make the killer blow, I miss judge and loose my rotors and I'm sliding up the runway arching my way right towards the health pack. the other guy pulls up beside me in his burning car and we are both heading towards the health,guy bails from his flaming car I keep sliding and stop just short of the health.the flaming car comes to a rest right beside me and I wait for the explosion, the guy gets up and runs towards me guns a blazing. boom car goes up, killing him and launching me into the health.

I just flew away as if nothing had happend.wish I'd had a camera

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Mokrie Dela
I was chasing a car around the airport in the chopper, both the car and the heli were starting to smoke so I decided to dive bomb him to make the killer blow, I miss judge and loose my rotors and I'm sliding up the runway arching my way right towards the health pack. the other guy pulls up beside me in his burning car and we are both heading towards the health,guy bails from his flaming car I keep sliding and stop just short of the health.the flaming car comes to a rest right beside me and I wait for the explosion, the guy gets up and runs towards me guns a blazing. boom car goes up, killing him and launching me into the health.

I just flew away as if nothing had happend.wish I'd had a camera

holy sh*t that sounds awesome!

 

It's always those moments when u dont have a camera!

 

 

i got another:

 

I was collecting Stevie's cars. The cavalade in bohan. I punched some guy, then ran to the police station. The guy punched me, the cop reacted, i drew a gun, the guy ran off down the steps. The cop followed, running full blast to the steps and just went head first down them. It was as if he forgot they were there. It was one of those Cartoon moments where the charecter realises there's no ground below him. The cop just dissapeared, i heard thud thud thud as he fell down the steps, then him curse. I proceeded to steal the car but the cop heard it, turned round and came after me. I escaped. Cop fail.

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Try getting you and a couple of friends in a game and put the location in Alderney and Traffic on Low. Then weapons sniper rifles...

You and your friends get up in the air in helicopters and fly around the prison area until more people come into the game. They spawn inside the prison, as soon as they start tell them:

You are under the custody of the law. Liberty City's prisons will shoot and kill you on sight if they see you try to leave the prison. Have you and your friends posted with rocket launchers all around the prison and kill them when they come out...

That was a good time. lol.gif People stay in the game for about ten minutes and then leave.

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i took my mate out to sea in a heli, tricking him into the "secret island" glitch (fake). HE jumped out, expecting to fall into the invisible island, and i flew off tounge.gif

 

Though i did come back and bail out, joining him in ten minute swim to land - didn't wanna be a complete ****

Legendary.Im going to try this.

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lol, nice topic icon14.gif

 

*i like to get people in my car (passenger side) and drive to the highway where there's a piece of crashbarrier missing, then i park my car so that when he wants to get out he falls all the way down

 

*another good one is the 'ladder glitch' in bohan..

i tend to use this when people are nagging to learn them my glitching spots.. i glitch underneath the ladder and tell them to use the ladder to get to me.

next thing you know you see a guy being stuck on a ladder begging for your help xD

 

*hosing people with the fire truck is also an epic way to annoy people tounge.gif last time i did that i managed to trap some poor soul in the jail by blocking the doors with it xD

he was so angry LOL and i couldnt stop laughing because he was trying to bail out for 20 minutes (friendly fire was off)

i guess he didnt knew that the front door isnt the only way out

 

im not a dick... i just act like one moto_whistle.gif

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haha the prison one sounds like a game I entered a few weeks back !!

 

Free Mode weapons set to melee, as I enter the game a cop car with three players comes to a stop by my character all 3 jump out and order me into the car whilst aiming shotguns at me, as I was high and taken back I rolled with it for a while it was actually quite funny !! after a while I bail out and get an NRG and have them chase me all around the map until they got close then left !!

 

Also by the ladder glitch there are some openable cargo boxes, just ask a friend (or enemy !!) to step inside to see a glitch as soon as they do park a vehicle across the doors, voila instant prisoner !!

 

You can also do something similar in star junction Burger Shot, tell them to look at the glitch in the mens toilets and then park a bus across the doorway (my record so far is 5 trapped players !!) both of these are more effective if the free mode is FF off and they do not have any explosives to kill themselves with !!

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Lol @ this topic

 

I've had some fun with hiding my blip when in a car, some noobs just dont have a clue where you are biggrin.gif

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This reminds me of the much maligned, much missed griefer thread. Quick, post your tales before the mods close it.

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You can also do something similar in star junction Burger Shot, tell them to look at the glitch in the mens toilets and then park a bus across the doorway (my record so far is 5 trapped players !!) both of these are more effective if the free mode is FF off and they do not have any explosives to kill themselves with !!

!! LMFAO !!

OMG dude this is too many funny. I'm definitely gonna try this one. lol.gif

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Try doing the same thing in one of the porn shops as two people enter... Drive up in a bus with as many friends as you want and be like, dude you know where the porn shop is? If they say no, bring them to it... They walk down, and you quickly block up the door

(only for the one in star junction)

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DA_PUNISHER88

 

What a dick move.

 

devil.gif I know, isn't it great lol.gif

 

 

 

those buildings are simple to get out of. Theres little holes on either side... You could easily jump off and die then use your other two lives to play.

If the people didn't realize that then they are stupid.

I know but they are too dumb to realize it usually, I really only do this when you get those assholes who like try and blow up the other car with their grenades. So they usually dont have anything else to kill themselves with ahahaha.

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What a dick move.

 

devil.gif I know, isn't it great lol.gif

 

 

 

those buildings are simple to get out of. Theres little holes on either side... You could easily jump off and die then use your other two lives to play.

If the people didn't realize that then they are stupid.

I know but they are too dumb to realize it usually, I really only do this when you get those assholes who like try and blow up the other car with their grenades. So they usually dont have anything else to kill themselves with ahahaha.

this guys a dickhead

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Oh, I thought this thread was going to contain hilarious stories from online. Turns out to be just griefer anecdotes, oh well.

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CryptReaperDorian

I believe it was yesterday or two days ago. Anyways, I threw a molotov cocktail at a woman on a Sanchez when she was driving by. I got her, and then she was flailing around. She fell to her death starting a car's tire on fire forcing the woman driving that one to ditch it.

 

I also remember when me, GTAking, Booze-T, and some other people were having fund driving large vehicles in the water in Middle Park. I had a Biff (later got a Fire Truck only to be killed and I believe GTAking took it), GTAking originally had a Phantom, and somebody else got a Coach. Somebody also brought a Maverick in there in which I had somebody (I believe Booze-T) on top of my Biff. So, I decided to drive so that the rotars cutted him up, but they for some reason didn't affect him. People were also fighting each other on top of the vehicles. Great laughs! lol.gif

 

Oh, and one day I also ran into the banned member from here called IMGONNARAPEURMOM in a Free Mode. We basically made everybody in the Free Mode leave with the Annihilators.

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mylungsareburnin

dont ya just enjoy it when players keep shooting every colored blip irregardless to the fact they are running away from them. These are what we call douchebags.

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DA_PUNISHER88
What a dick move.

 

devil.gif I know, isn't it great lol.gif

 

 

 

those buildings are simple to get out of. Theres little holes on either side... You could easily jump off and die then use your other two lives to play.

If the people didn't realize that then they are stupid.

I know but they are too dumb to realize it usually, I really only do this when you get those assholes who like try and blow up the other car with their grenades. So they usually dont have anything else to kill themselves with ahahaha.

this guys a dickhead

What you mad about, are you possibly one of my past victims?

 

You sir are a Jack ass

 

take a seat over there -------------------->>

 

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Playing Cops N' Crooks, I get to the helicopter a second later than the boss.. Well he doesn't escape, so I followed him via a car throughout the map to North Holland, where he stayed on the roof of an unenterable building, poppin' out shooting people.

I switched my parkour on and started a huge adventure including a good dozen of rooftops to reach the one next to him, running, climbing, flipping and spinning, when I finally got there, he just saw me and started escaping biggrin.gif

Here's the cool part, there was a big gap between my buiding and his, I thought to give it a chance, jumped.. Nooooooo, I'm falling of, then this dude HITS me with the chopper, I bounce to the other side of the building, nearly dead I get up, one shot with the Glock from close distance: BOOM!

You can believe after all the running, everything was like from a movie and like in movies, all ended up well! I'm still hyped!

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Legacy-666_

I thought about sending my hd cable thru my dvd recorder so I could record some stuff. those classic stories which sound cool when people tell you but would make you go how the hell did that happen when you watch it .

I've done stuff and then scratched my head in wonder.

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I've done stuff and then scratched my head in wonder.

That is exactly why I can't get bored of this game, there is always at least one thing a week I see that also makes me feel this way !! inlove.gif

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What a dick move.

 

devil.gif I know, isn't it great lol.gif

 

 

 

those buildings are simple to get out of. Theres little holes on either side... You could easily jump off and die then use your other two lives to play.

If the people didn't realize that then they are stupid.

I know but they are too dumb to realize it usually, I really only do this when you get those assholes who like try and blow up the other car with their grenades. So they usually dont have anything else to kill themselves with ahahaha.

this guys a dickhead

What you mad about, are you possibly one of my past victims?

 

You sir are a Jack ass

 

take a seat over there -------------------->>

 

turn.gif

Griefer. Do you ruin the game for others because you just suck complete ass at it? Are you the people that buy racing games, go online and go backwards in a race? Do you have a small penis?

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