Carnage1120 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Have a drink with Micheal Jackson, Donn knotts, Da vinci, Picasso, and Peter graves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 (edited) I would create a world in 6000 years, and just because I can I would make it appear to be 4 billion years old and then I would create dinosaurs, kill them and bury their bones across the continents to confuse future archeologists. Edited March 15, 2010 by 808 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullMetal Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would destroy the earth (or even universe) and create a new one. Mankind in general blows, no matter how you look at it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would abuse the living hell out of them just because I could. Since I would be omnipotent and all aware, I wouldn't bother with giving man kind space travelling tech, because there's nothing to explore. And I'd make myself a Godzilla like character and destroy Japan because it would please me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_Guy28 Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I would create my own planet, give everyone a Apple Pippin, Atari 2600, NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, Wii, Sega Genisis, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, PS1, PS2, PS3, XBOX ,XBOX 360, Gameboy, Gameboy Color, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo DS, Nintendo DSi XT, PSP 1000, 2000, 3000 and PSP Go along with a mountain of games, and a 250ft Super HD plasma 7850p TV, and a PC dual booting Mac OSX 10.6 and Windows 7 x64 Ultimate. Oh yeah... and I would get myself a box of Captain Crunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Freeze time, live life, die. Leave universe paused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 i'd delete gtaforums or bring back public gang chat prob flip a coin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I'd unban shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I'd unban shadow. i love you man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtaHitmanStrikesBack Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 If i had God's powers i would put myself in Gta Vice City along with all the game mods i need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Freeze time, live life, die. Leave universe paused. Awww, dude. That's. Seriously. Focked. Nobody gets to find out how it ends?! You're why they invented the "Be kind, Please rewind" sticker. Way to go, god. Ok, so after I'm done amusing myself with a huge rock that I can't move, I'm going on a tough-love streak. I'm gonna give EVERYONE omniscience. EVERYONE. I can't wait to see the looks on all y'alls faces when you all at once realize you all know EVERYTHING about EVERYONE, and ALL THE TIME, to boot. How long will it take you to get get bored with never not knowing the outcome of something; how long will it take for you to completely freak out and unload on your neighbor because you can't NOT know every opinion he has about your no-lawn-mowin' ass, and he just won't shut up thinking about it. What the hell will this place look like when nobody can lie or cheat because everybody already knows the entire truth of EVERYTHING... Will there even need to be speech anymore? How can you stand having that conversation when you already know what the answer is? "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak2121 Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I would destroy the f*cking world and make my own paradise.Also I'll make intelligent beings that regard me as god in my mini universe where I mess with sh*t. OR Be immortal and and never feel pain. That would be sweet until all your friends die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Once I'd done what I'd said earlier I'd just go about generally being a dickhead. I'd come down to earth and purposely spread the word about atheism, converting as many people as I can with my heavenly charms. All the while knowing that it's a complete lie. Inspired by . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimSoldier Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 until all your friends die. Make them live again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak2121 Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 until all your friends die. Make them live again? Huh, never thought about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 You guys sound like you have a Shiva complex, what with the life-death-destruction amusement park themes... "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I would make the remote from the movie click for personal use. oh imagine that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Rem Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 All you could see on TV would be BBC. Then I'd get a dog. Possibly one like this: I don't know what it's called. Yet. I'll know when I'm God. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Then I'd get a dog. Possibly one like this:<28dog.xlarge1.jpg> Why stop there?! You could BE that dog! Then you could think up a cool name for yourself then chill out and watch Dr. Who on the television in your mind... "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubba_dukie Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I'm a simple man and I can only think of a few things to do with God's powers. Be able to control if I am firing blanks or live rounds. No more crisp packet condoms for me. Smite a couple of people Enable myself to lick my own elbow. I bet it tastes great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundog Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Make my life and the lives of ones I care about better. ...And WORLD PEACE!!![/imitating Miss Universe] You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Wishlist Lexi Belle Shawna Lenee Madison Ivy I'd totally get super laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimSoldier Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 All you could see on TV would be BBC. Then I'd get a dog. Possibly one like this: I don't know what it's called. Yet. I'll know when I'm God. Thanks. Or create an even better dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimSoldier Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 Freeze time, live life, die. Leave universe paused. Awww, dude. That's. Seriously. Focked. Nobody gets to find out how it ends?! You're why they invented the "Be kind, Please rewind" sticker. Way to go, god. Ok, so after I'm done amusing myself with a huge rock that I can't move, I'm going on a tough-love streak. I'm gonna give EVERYONE omniscience. EVERYONE. I can't wait to see the looks on all y'alls faces when you all at once realize you all know EVERYTHING about EVERYONE, and ALL THE TIME, to boot. How long will it take you to get get bored with never not knowing the outcome of something; how long will it take for you to completely freak out and unload on your neighbor because you can't NOT know every opinion he has about your no-lawn-mowin' ass, and he just won't shut up thinking about it. No disasters? Also, wouldn't you limit their knowledge, so they wouldn't know "as much" about you? Logically, you do that is it impossible to move a rock that you can't move? How can you create a rock that is -- nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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