SeraphimSoldier Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 (edited) Or for the atheists, if you were omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent what would you do? Now, let's be honest, how many people would "abuse" their power? Edited March 15, 2010 by SeraphimSoldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meta187 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Having the ability to completely redefine the terms of what is considered "abuse" would negate the question entirely. Sure, free will's a bitch but there are several ways to work around it. ~ Studio: Q-13 Lounge / Q:13 Warrior Tunes / Interweb Chex Mix, yo.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would name myself "Bruce" and get a job on a TV news crew. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRSpeed Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would abuse the f*ck out of my powers like every other god does. Just sit around screwing with the little people and watch them squirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOSEPH X Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 (edited) Wow, that just made me think. God must have sat in on every porn shoot ever...dirty bastard! If I had God's powers, I'd do naff all, just like God Edited March 15, 2010 by II J0SePh X II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sofa_king Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Just walk around and play Eruption, with only my cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry IX Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would kill terrorism, make Americans love America, I would end the White & Black thing. I would name myself "Bruce" and get a job on a TV news crew. bored.gif Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meta187 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would end the White & Black thing. Freudian slip? ~ Studio: Q-13 Lounge / Q:13 Warrior Tunes / Interweb Chex Mix, yo.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I'd get rid of that one country that everyone hates, the really smelly one. You'd just wake up on morning and it would be replaced by a giant 'TO LET' sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I'd take away Greed and mak the world a utopia of Communism.Then i would speak to Humanity and decree that we must travel to the stars. Along the way all species will be taken and placed into our care, and live forever as one population of species. When all is done the Universe will be set to peace, and I shall grant all that were faithful a eternal peace in my demension. Then I would kill all non-beilever's and condemn them t float in space for all time and restart all of everything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Sun Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If I was God I'd probably look at myself on the human plane of existence to see where I f*cked up and put it right. ...What? Being there for other people didn't work for me, so I'm a selfish c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would merge UK and USA together, and then create a humongous earthquake. Just for entertainment's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illspirit Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Zombies. I would make zombies. Lots of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Not so sure on the specifics but i imagine the world would look alot like the world from Mad Max 2 just with more guns and lots more titties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I'd remake Jesus and see how the people of 2010 will react. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 It would turn out much like that episode of Futurama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 First thing I'm gonna do is make a rock bigger than I can move. That'll show 'em. It'll prove... well, it'll prove something, anyway. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcis_speed6 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 probably il steal from everybank and bang everybitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I'd use my giant laser eyes to etch a message across France, one that can be seen from not just orbit but neighbouring planets. The message would be a simple "I exist bitches" and it would appear over night with no other explanation or discernible reason for it happening. Ironically it'd probably be the scientific community who'd have a field day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Useless Dave Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I am God. So naturally, what I do on a daily basis. Lay around, eating random sh*t I find, drink whatever's under the sink, and tawk 2 mah h0mys onlien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vargihate Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 i would release star wars on bluray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 The same things this god is doing, kill people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 The same things this god is doing, kill people! I like your name. I'd turn Mars into a liveable planet just like Earth and then I'd bring the dinosaurs back and put them all there. Jurassic Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt_yao Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 End this universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0mm2k8 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 i would release star wars on bluray Please turn into God, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epoxi Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 ...drink whatever's under the sink, and tawk 2 mah h0mys onlien. I like where this topic is going. I would try pretty much everything, as long as there was an 'undo' button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okei Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would give myself a haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would sit around in my underpants all day playing computer games and drinking beer. O wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinomontana Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 (edited) i would kill 2/3rd of the human wold population, mainly men and fat bitches and then put all people i dont like on the northpole on a melting iceberg or take away elekticity and oil and put the world back to the dark ages Edited March 15, 2010 by stinomontana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucke Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I would name myself "Bruce" and get a job on a TV news crew. Haha I was thinking the exactly same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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