PreciousWall Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 i love R* at making GTA Jokes my favorite one is from DragonBrain Movie description: "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". how about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Boonya Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 "taste of cum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossz0r Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Whole GTA is one big joke. But my favourite joke is the Weazel News which spread the panic around the city and NOoSE...these guys are so tough even their own eagle hung himself, seeing them xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkpile Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 i cannot quote the words exactly but i think the advertisements are hilarious, such as: - the suburbs (watch people come back from work and stare into space, just like you!..) - eugenics inc. and babiesovernight dot com - the motorized electric scooter (i knew something was wrong, i thought maybe i was gay, or transgender, then i found out:"i hate walking!") and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimSoldier Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 "Rated 'R' for retarded." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canoxa Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 - the motorized electric scooter (i knew something was wrong, i thought maybe i was gay, or transgender, then i found out:"i hate walking!") Ah, you missed the golden part. "After trying both, I realized: (...)". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Two that stick out in my head are these: The one about some guy sending an email and his son is like, "That's why mom is f*cking your best friend!" And he responds with, "I said I'm trying to send an email, shut the f*ck up!" The Judge Grady defendant who is complaining about his wife and he says, "She thinks she's going me a massive f*ckin' favor by sending out Christmas cards to everybody...I don't wanna see a picture of your f*cking dog in a f*cking Santa hat, goddamn you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lolwut Pear Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 In the Eugenics site, it explains that "You think your kids are such angels, until you find him jerking off to your modeling catalogue, and you find out your daughter is blowing it to the older kids for coke." I hope I don't live to have such degenerated kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAking33 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 "YELLOW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!"- Niko it's not really a joke but my "rated R for retarded" has already been taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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