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Favorite GTA Jokes


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PreciousWall

i love R* at making GTA Jokes

 

my favorite one is from DragonBrain Movie description:

 

"Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.".

 

how about you?

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Whole GTA is one big joke. But my favourite joke is the Weazel News which spread the panic around the city and NOoSE...these guys are so tough even their own eagle hung himself, seeing them xD

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i cannot quote the words exactly but i think the advertisements are hilarious, such as:

 

- the suburbs (watch people come back from work and stare into space, just like you!..)

- eugenics inc. and babiesovernight dot com

- the motorized electric scooter (i knew something was wrong, i thought maybe i was gay, or transgender, then i found out:"i hate walking!")

 

and more.

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- the motorized electric scooter (i knew something was wrong, i thought maybe i was gay, or transgender, then i found out:"i hate walking!")

Ah, you missed the golden part. "After trying both, I realized: (...)".

 

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Two that stick out in my head are these:

The one about some guy sending an email and his son is like, "That's why mom is f*cking your best friend!" And he responds with, "I said I'm trying to send an email, shut the f*ck up!"

 

The Judge Grady defendant who is complaining about his wife and he says, "She thinks she's going me a massive f*ckin' favor by sending out Christmas cards to everybody...I don't wanna see a picture of your f*cking dog in a f*cking Santa hat, goddamn you!"

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The Lolwut Pear

In the Eugenics site, it explains that "You think your kids are such angels, until you find him jerking off to your modeling catalogue, and you find out your daughter is blowing it to the older kids for coke."

 

I hope I don't live to have such degenerated kids. tounge.gif

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"YELLOW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!"- Niko

 

it's not really a joke but my "rated R for retarded" has already been taken.

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