DELETEDUSER Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 So over the year i noticed a certain pattern in the posts... Here are few examples: First we have the LAPTOPER. He thinks his laptop is the most powerful computer in existance, but his game laggs for some odd reason, or doesnt even load up.... He doesnt know what integrated or mbile graphics card is or does (in this case cant do). Than we have the RUNNER. He asks everywhere CAN MY PC RUN IT/WHY NOT... There are deicated sites for this kind of thing, but he is too lazy to go there. He rather registers here and asks this question in at least two topics.... One of the most brilliant guys is the SPEC guy. He doesnt read the game specifications and tryes to download a new graphics card on his craptastic computer.... No matter how many people tell him, his PC cant run the game, he will always try some tricks and fail most of the time. DRUNK CAM guy doesnt know how to stop his downloaded game to stop shaking... What can i say other than buy the game! When he is caught you usually never hear from him again. The MODDER who breaks his game with his genius knowledge of how to modify game files. He downloads a mod, cant isntall it properly and than asks in UNMODDED part of forum how to fix his dumb mistake. Not only doesnt the topic belong there, he aslo expects everyone to know what HE did wrong. THE GRIEFER. He complains why R* made the game with such high specs and usually compares it with a totally other genre game like Crysis... He doesnt seem to acknowledge, GTA 4 has to render and calculate all the cars, peds and calculate the physics, while Crysis usually only does the render thingy.... Than there is the DESPERADO. He is so deperade to make his game run on his Pentium 3, he disables almost all the graphic details of the game and runs it in a 100x124 resolution. He cant seem to grasp, that the main power hug of this game sint graphics, but physics.... These are all i can think of, you guys add yours Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaak170 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Lol, that was quite good Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
punknoodle Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 How about the...RESOLUTION JUNKIES I get a little annoyed (and I'm not bashing the posters) but the "Screenshots Thread" is mostly a high res car showroom instead of showing any funny/wild stuff that IV is full of! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803191 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPL33N Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 There's also the DOUCHEBAG that makes ignorant observations and makes a thread about it believing he will be praised for his witty remarks. Letter to Captain Obvious: Dear Captain Obvious, Please read the forum title. Not everyone is technologically adept. It's natural for people to ask these questions in a forum titled "PC Performance Tips". Narcissism is not equal to genius. Yours truly, Spleen. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELETEDUSER Posted March 1, 2010 Author Share Posted March 1, 2010 A BRAGGER is a spoiled son of a rich daddy, who plays his game on the 5000$ worth computer maxed out at 60FPS and goes aking if that is okay. He also tells everyone to get better machines, cause like his daddy everyone else sh*ts money. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDawg Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 The WHINER; sort of like the griefer/troll, but usually even more clueless. Complains about everything involving the game; from the actual gameplay to the packaging and marketing. A whiner sees all the flaws and dislikes the game and developers; but rather than finding something better to do or a game they actually like, they hang around the message boards whining because that's what they do. The best way to deal with whiners is to just ignore them; same as trolls. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikt Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 IGNORERS You tell them exactly what's wrong with normal words, even my little cousin would understand that, but they just go on about PC experts recommend them a graphics card that isn't able to do sh*t. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-time Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 A STEREOTYPER is someone who classifies different types of people on the board and making a list of them from his perspective, but posted it where it isn't supposed to be and contributes very little to the forum. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
punknoodle Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Lets not forget the dreaded...ARMCHAIR MODERATOR Those with no authority, yet endless opinions how the forum should run and what should be posted. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-time Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Lets not forget the dreaded...ARMCHAIR MODERATOR Those with no authority, yet endless opinions how the forum should run and what should be posted. Haha. How about the FANBOYS? Sure there are only a few of them left now but 1-2 years back they plague the sh*t outta the forum. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigglyass Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Oh, you forgot the voicing fags. They are the people that JUST have to post a thread about others and not look at them selfs and think that they are just as bad as all the ones they list. This is is not related to the PC section of GTA 4. Get the f*ck out. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaak170 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Oh, you forgot the voicing fags.They are the people that JUST have to post a thread about others and not look at them selfs and think that they are just as bad as all the ones they list. This is is not related to the PC section of GTA 4. Get the f*ck out. ARMCHAIR MODERATOR Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigglyass Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Oh, you forgot the voicing fags.They are the people that JUST have to post a thread about others and not look at them selfs and think that they are just as bad as all the ones they list. This is is not related to the PC section of GTA 4. Get the f*ck out. ARMCHAIR MODERATOR Implying that i voiced an opinion. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Very good but just not the place... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/442078-gta-4net-stereotypes/#findComment-1059803773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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