Brevich Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Yusuf- When I say bounce, I don't mean bouncing literally, I just mean... Luis- I know what it means, Yusuf. Yusuf- It's a tearm from the street meaning you have to walk, but if you don't get that it's a bit like, roll with me, you have to roll, but not like a fat men rolling, but just walk. Luis- Can we just go? funniest quote ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtacharlie Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Yusuf- When I say bounce, I don't mean bouncing literally, I just mean... Luis- I know what it means, Yusuf. Yusuf- It's a tearm from the street meaning you have to walk, but if you don't get that it's a bit like, roll with me, you have to roll, but not like a fat men rolling, but just walk. Luis- Can we just go? funniest quote ever I second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefanmes4 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 "It's nice to see you Mr Big Shot, Capitan Downtown" Armando "Gay Tony you'll always be the King of This Town!You are This Town!" Luis Lopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayStarr1 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Anything Yusuf says make me laugh hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rag Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 "It's nice to see you Mr Big Shot, Capitan Downtown"Armando "Gay Tony you'll always be the King of This Town!You are This Town!" Luis Lopez That was epic when I saw it in the first trailer, just freaking awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSean Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 "Cheesy Vaginas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipper Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Timur : 'You want 50000 dollar guitar stuck up your ass?' Luis : 'No, but if it's your thing, I can introduce you to some people, bro' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versityle Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Luis: I'm sure glad you showed up Tony: Huh? Luis: I never thought seeing you would make things more heterosexual Tony: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that sweetheart Luis: Yeah that's probably for the best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zee_Lolz Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 luis" yo, man chill out" Bulgarin" LET ME DECIDE WHEN TO CHILL OUT!!!!" I dont know why i find it funny, i guess it's because later you find a chefs head in the box.hes a total spaz "I AM NOT A f*ckING SPAZ!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rag Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Haha I just crashed into a Taxi, the guy gets out and says: "Why does nobody crash into my wife?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody242 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 "I'll give him an offer he can't refuse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayStarr1 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) lol That's "The Godfather" This thread's about your favorite quotes from The Ballad of Gay Tony. Edited December 13, 2009 by JayStarr1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield 2 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Yusuf: This is my associate, Mr. Luis, Yallah he's the best technical advisor in the whole city. I lol'ed hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claude_casey14 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 armando:"yo H whats your IQ again?" Henrique:" 76 motherf*cker!!!" armando:"you see that luis? my right hand man is borderline retarted and you expect him to work at burger shot the only thing he can do there is wash dishes but they dont even have dishes to wash!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeg1931 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) Niko " I blew up the chopper." ULPC guy " You dont think I know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass!" Niko " I'd be Impressed if you had been." I was laffin my bollocks off!! Edited December 19, 2009 by leeg1931 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblah1212 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) Armando : 'What's your IQ H?'Henrique : 'seventy-six motherf*ckers' Armando : 'See what I mean, L? They won't let him work at Burger Shot with an IQ sub-eighty' Henrique : 'They could at least let me wash the dishes' Armando : 'See that L? They don't even have dishes at Burger Shot' Something tells me that rockstar got that off SA when OG loc got a job washing plates at a burger shot when they dont even have dishes. He wasn't a dishwasher, he was a janitor (or, in his words, a "health technician"). I laughed when Roman got into Maisonette 9 and yelled out, "Ladies, hide your titties!" He started out washing dishes or maybe im mistaking a cutscene. Its been 3 years. He was cleaning the fryer in the cut scene for Management Issues, but not dishes. DeSean : "Cheesy vaginas!" I think that's mine too Edited December 13, 2009 by blahblah1212 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefanmes4 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) Another: Bulgarian: "Shut up bitch a friend of mine is here". Luis: "You shold chill out bro. Bulgarian:"Let me decide when to chill out." Edited December 15, 2009 by stefanmes4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK47-Mentalman Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Mine has to be: "I like what you did there, almost like a joke except it wasn't funny." - Billy I say that to people all the time now xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCstuntman Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^^ You mean Ray Boccino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Luis made Mori look like a little bitch in No. 3. Luis: "I mean, work in nightclubs, I hang out with gangsters, I meat assholes 24 hours a day, but you, you take the cake, man." Luis: "I mean, I got sent to juvy when I was 17 years old for shooting a teacher who felt up my sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brevich Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I was doing Angus theft bikes side missions and I have to stole a Hackuchou, when I got it Johnny call Angus and was like ''How do f*ck it pronouced, but Ha-ha-kut-cu is now on your lock up men'' Johnny is the funniest guy in TLAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hijamo Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Niko " I blew up the chopper."ULPC guy " You dont think I know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass!" Niko " I'd be Impressed if you had been." I second that quote...that and Roman's before getting into Maisonette 9... "See, it's me. Am I good? Are we good? Yes? Okay..." Or something like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellic.luis Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 yusuf:i'm old an ugly enough to take care of myself! luis:ugly?yes,old?definetly,taking care of your self?i am not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Yusuf delivers the best lines "f*ck the peole, f*ck them all! Whip out your dick, and piss all over them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claude_casey14 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 luis:" listen mr. bulgarin if you need anymore cops to be killed go find yourself another hit man i aint doing that no more!" ray:"aww the modern american man do you need to go home and exfoliate your balls? i thought i was making you a man!" luis:" what the f*ck is this just because i dont like killing cops now i am a pussy?" lol ray got him on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum 1 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 lolThat's "The Godfather" This thread's about your favorite quotes from The Ballad of Gay Tony. One of the mob bosses said that to Tony.Tony described it as a 'worn out cliche' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody242 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Packie: Hey, you wanna beer man? Niko: No, thankyou Packie: Good, cos' I f*cking got none. Packies one of the best characters in GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joebro445gta Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 When Rocco said "why don't you f*ck off Luis" and Luis went "try it bro, I'll hapilly do more time for you" badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopperjumper420 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 at the end of the game, tony: "now, whos this?" yusuf: "WHATS UP MY NIGGAZ?!" tony: "did he really just say that?" luis" "yeah..." p.s if anyone wants to play some gta hit me up on xbl! GT: xJollyGrnGiantx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefanmes4 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Luis:"Yo, man stay away from assholes like me." Or somethink like this.At the end of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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