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300 Things We Learn About Luis


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163.Luis enjoy Moniq but he did'nt love her.

164.He hates Timur and Evan.

165.He isn't a regular at Bahama Mamas night club because that club is for maried people.

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166. Luis will never be able to walk down M9's vip stairs if he is under the influence.

167. He doesnt like whatever the hell brucie said to him.

168. He can f*ck someone in a straight bar but he wont f*ck a nicer woman in a gay bay?!

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162. He can listen to songs before they come out. (It's 2007 in the game world yet "Arab Money" which came out this year is on the radio)

Actually the game is set in autumn/fall 2008

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some of these are getting silly.

 

so ill add another silly one

 

169 - he can drive

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162. He can listen to songs before they come out. (It's 2007 in the game world yet "Arab Money" which came out this year is on the radio)

Actually the game is set in autumn/fall 2008

I distinctly remember in the beginning of GTA IV it saying 2007.....

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(SPOILER) LUIS MAKES HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND COMMIT SUICIDE!!!

I think the part where she was mentally unstable did that.

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176. He can drive drunk without getting stars.

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178. Hates the Blue Brothers

179. Usually considered "the rational one", according to Tony

180. Throws/detonates sticky bombs like it's Chinese New Year

181. Can have certain cars driven to him with a phone call

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183. He's had s*x with Poppy Mitchell in the VIP Room of Maisonette 9, but he says it didn't could as it was after hours.

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184. His second name is Fernando(might have been mentioned, but its six pages to read and its not that interesting)

185.He doesn't like parachuting with a motorbike.

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186. He always stays home on MP matches, just like Niko, Johnny! Lazy Luis

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188. He's the youngest of all the protagonists in the GTA series.

189. He is friends with people who are (possibly) related to Mallorie and Elizabeta.

190. He f*cked half of the women in Liberty City.

191. He wonders how he got in deep with the Russians. (Bulgarin)

192. Him and Niko both knocked out Gracie.

193. He is Yusuf Amir's (as Amir put it) "nigga".

194. He practically owns the gold plated Buzzard.

195. He was the only one with one execution. (Mark Ashvilli does not count because all executions must have the red reticule.)

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196. His other middle name is Roberto (As heard when he's drunk and keeps spamming his name)

197. He doesn't get along very well with A and H

198. Almost always uses sarcasm

199. Calls Billy Grey a greaseball

200. Has an action figure next to his TV

201. Has a sh*tload of magazines

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197: Luis lives on the border of Northwood and North Holland...

 

198: ...as a result of that Luis lives close to many Angels of Death Bikers

 

199: Luis has a silver coloured phone

 

200: Luis claims he doesn't like girls with bulimia

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201: Listens to the best GTA IV radio staion: SAN JUAN SOUNDS!!

202: Had a short-lived rap career but according to him he had skills.

203: Wears Moto-Cross helmets when riding on any motorcycle.

204: According to Armando has massive jamon legs.

205: Thinks that Rocco is a mook.

206: Uses the words bro, papi, and oye to much.

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207

 

can dance like michael jackson, when a fag gives him a dance off (hercules)

 

 

 

 

208

 

his closest friends keep referring to his penis as "Captain Down-Town"

 

 

 

209

 

he gets a boner every time he watches 'princess robot bubblegum' moto_whistle.gif

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210. He was in the Navy (if you look at the pictures in the safehouse, youll understand how hes strong)

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(SPOILER) LUIS MAKES HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND COMMIT SUICIDE!!! pushes his ex girlfriend to her death!

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211. the only one with a blue cell phone wallpaper

 

212.luis likes v*gina

 

213.has the potential of finding an APC in LC but cant find a double T custom when he lives around the corner from the uptown riders

 

214.can get a wire in his ear to make him look BA if you knife joni at the beginning of club managment

 

215. only gta protagonist to ever get bluetooth earpiece

 

216.only gta 4 protagonist to notice that the background to the internet cafe' computers say i love LC

 

217.only gta 4 protagonist with noticeable comprehension to visually spot the door to maisonette 9 and hercules tounge2.gif

 

218.luis seems to have a liking towards cavalcade FXTs

 

219. his army camoflauge motorcycle helmet is bomb

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