Biggest Asshole in SA

[The-San-Andreas-man]

Which one of these assholes did you hate the most, or if you can't choose, which one was most satisfying to kill?

Jizzy B. Killed in Ice Cold Killa

Ryder Killed in Pier 69

Big Smoke Killed in End Of The Line

Tenpenny Killed in End Of The Line

Pulaski Killed in High Noon

Catalina Killed in The Exchange (GTA III)

 

Ryder for me.

Edited November 6, 2009 by The-San-Andreas-man

[SHXC]

I voted Officer Pulaski. Thing is, Tenpenny, given that he's a bent cop, I don't mind, but Pulaski licks his ass non-stop.

[Chewie]

I liked Big Smoke and Ryder. Big Smoke was so f*cking funny and Ryder was your homie from the start of the game.

[macorules94]

lol the cop was pretty mean

 

Felt kinda sorry for CJ

[Flesh-n-Bone]

I liked Ryder and Smoke to some extent. But I hated Pulaski and couldn't wait to see this message: "kill Pulaski".

[max1983]

I would have to go with pulaski but i love pretty much all the characters created in SA unlike gta 4.

[Mainland Marauder]

I'd say Tenpenny but you don't actually get to kill him, technically. So I'll go with Pulaski.

 

His quips while you're chasing him in his Buffalo and then in the end cutscene for the mission seal the deal. Chris Penn was great in that voice role.

[tarnell]

Pulaski definetly. I hated that asshole lol

[Benjimino234]

Ah crap! I actually wanted to vote for Pulaksi! Not Jizzy! Okay technically there should be one extra vote for Pulaski.

 

But yeah, Tennpenny was bad-ass. And I liked Big Smoke and Ryder. Jizzy would be my second choice but Pulaski was Tennpenny's sidekick and he wasn't all that bad-ass to me.

[Vercetti27]

tenpenny obviously

[MyDog]

Pulaski. He's a bitch to the end. Punk motherf*cker.

[HolyGrenadeFrenzy]

Well, it is kind of a toss up between Pulaski and Tenpenny yet someone else really kills Tenpenny after you leave in that mission.

 

Yet, to me the biggest asshole with the most fun in killing repeatedly was Catalina. Which is a must, killing her that is, to acquire several of the unique vehicles in the game.

 

What? Defining her as an Asshole is inappropriate because of her sex?

 

Are you kidding me?

 

Have you heard the continual stream of diarrhea of the mouth that comes streaming out of her face?

 

Killing her is satisfaction guaranteed. It makes it even more fun that you are not supposed to in the context of the story and have to see her again, after, and in acquiring multiple unique vehicles you are required to kill her more than once.

 

But....other than that I would still have to go with Pulaski.....second for Ryder.

 

Both of them had Diarrhea of Mouth as well.

Edited November 4, 2009 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy

[Algonquin Assassin]

Ryder. Don't understand why people like him. I thought he was a tool, and couldn't wait to send him 6 feet under.

 

 

 

 

[Lil' Mike]

Pulaski for sure. I hated that fat bastard.

[Slingaa]

What? I loved Pulaski! But I voted for Big Smoke.

 

"Any last words?"

"Yeah. Can I f*ck your sister?"

[Rockyorock]

Pulaski was the most annoying and he was a follower.

[Rucke]

Eddie Pulaski. He was a real prick, making jokes of CJ dead mom and his beloved sister.

[smellincoffee]

Tenpenny was psychotic, but Pulaksi was more of a jackass. I enjoyed seeing his car in flames, although apparently it's immune to miniguns...

[The-San-Andreas-man]

Woops, forgot Catalina 3:

 

And it seems you all hate Pulaski, lol.

 

ALSO: How do you edit a poll?

Edited November 6, 2009 by The-San-Andreas-man

[TonyClifton]

It was Ryder for me, because he was in CJ's face from the start. A prickly, egotistical, gobby little sh*te.

[Mainland Marauder]

 

It was Ryder for me, because he was in CJ's face from the start.   A prickly, egotistical, gobby little sh*te.    

You just knew when CJ said "Ryder, one day you're gonna wish you hadn't pissed me off" that some sh*t would go down.

 

One might class Tenpenny's death a suicide by recklessness. Tenpenny killed Tenpenny.

 

 

I enjoyed seeing his car in flames, although apparently it's immune to miniguns...

 

Not true, although it takes an unholy assload of minigun ammo to take him out early. I managed to do it once while he was still in Las Brujas. IIRC you "warp" to Fort Carson for the final cutscene like you do in certain missions if you go about them in a way other than intended (e.g. leaving OG Loc behind to kill Freddy in the mission "OG Loc")

 

Come to think of it, Jeffrey is worth a mention here, although "jackass" is probably more fitting than "asshole."

[Strength.]

I vote for Ryder, because of his betrayal and constant annoyance through the game! I can also putt here a C.R.A.S.H duo Tenpeny and Pulaski!

[Dark_side646]

 

Ryder. Don't understand why people like him. I thought he was a tool, and couldn't wait to send him 6 feet under.

Agreed. The guy was a complete cheapskate from start to the end. I wouldn't have voted for him had Catalina been in this poll though. It's a real pity she was already used in III and couldn't be involved in a mission where you finally tell her to shut up and gun her down. I really don't get the appeal some people have for these 2. I've even heard someone call her a mature and developed character and that her lines are funny. Whats up with that?

Also, where's B-Dup? Sure he wasn't around that much but he was quite an annoying bastard himself.

Edited November 14, 2009 by Dark_side646

[EJFX]

I'd say Tenpenny but you don't actually get to kill him, technically. So I'll go with Pulaski.

 

His quips while you're chasing him in his Buffalo and then in the end cutscene for the mission seal the deal. Chris Penn was great in that voice role.

Yup he is the biggest ass...he really cant shut up about his sister

[Canoxa]

Ryder. Don't understand why people like him. I thought he was a tool, and couldn't wait to send him 6 feet under.

This, gentlemen.

[agincourtsalute]

Jizzy B the gezza is a joke, I'm surprised his bitches didn't pimp him out.

[Were]

Catalina

 

Bitch keeps calling me during police chases

[The-San-Andreas-man]

I will add B-Dup and Catalina once I know how to edit a poll.

[Dark_side646]

I will add B-Dup and Catalina once I know how to edit a poll.

So.....would we be able to recast our votes after that? Just curious.

[The-San-Andreas-man]

I have no idea. I've been here for atleast a month or two now and no nothing about editing the polls.

 

On other forums i've been to though, it is possible to recast a vote once the choices change.