Burnie222 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 So i was walking around inside a tree, when suddenly a huge fat apple fell underneath my shoe. i decided to run away from the dangerous grass, and went to my shop to sell customers. but when i came to my toilet, i saw the biggest spaceship in it. aliens were all over my precious lovedoll, and all icould do was run to the firedepartment. there i had coffee and cookies with the policemen. then i was arrested for immigrant badassness, and off to the airport i went. the next day i woke up in hamsterdam, with a sore ass. the second i woke up i realised i was now a clown, ready for circus. they came and picked me up before i got my nose on. they threw me inside the disco, and i started to throw cakes on elephants. then suddenly the spaceship from my toilet came and took me by surprise. they transported me back to my shop, and told me jesus is waiting down below. i checked down below, but all i found was my shoes. i was getting sleepy so i took off my shoes. then the firecops came and took my wallet, and threw my dog out the window. all i wanted was to be left alone... but they decided to go rob a bank and went away. Thats when i realised... i should stop smoking this ****...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigglyass Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo dawg, we heard you like choppers. So we put a chopper in your chopper, so you can fly while you ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Well, that was interesting. "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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