Konflikt Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Hey GTAForumers. I was wondering step-by-step on what you guys would do if a zombie outbreak was to suddenly occur. Say, you were sitting at home, watching the news, and suddenly reports of "Attackers seemingly biting and eating their victims" were occuring. Obviously this'd probably never happen, but on the 000000.1% on the off chance, what would you do? For me, (saying my family was dead, (It'd be easier to get straight to it, obviously I'd wanna keep them alive though.)) I would ring up all my friends, arrange to meet them, then I would run into the kitchen, take all of the kitchen knives as that's all I really have. I would hide by my window and ensure no zombies were around, then quickly pop on the internet to see if I could find out how to hotwire a car. I'd then kick the front door open, smash a car window, unless the keys for either of our cars were in the house, and hotwire the car. I'd drive to my friends' houses, pick them all up. Then It'd be incredibly risky, but I think i'd most probably drive to the center of town, me and my friends would most probably loot 'Kombat', a BB gun shop that also specialises in melee equipment such as Katanas, machetes, the whole package. The only thing is... I wouldn't know where to go next, I'll make another post once I've thought about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Steal a semi full of matchbox 20 CD's, Recover the tri-force of Wisdom and eat KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeagol Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 id eat my KFC then join the zombies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 1. Take car 2. Go to mum's 3. Kill Phil 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Face Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 1. Take car2. Go to mum's 3. Kill Phil 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to all blow over. Yeah boiiii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konflikt Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 It's a shame half of the Forumers on here can't be serious even for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge. Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Get to the saferoom and bring some healthpachks and guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasilyrud Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 To help you out: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 It's a shame half of the Forumers on here can't be serious even for a second. ARE YOU CALLIN ME OUT?!!?!?!? HUH??? YOU DONT THINK I GOT A SEMI FULL OF THEM CD'S? IS THAT IT? YOU DONT THINK WE WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF KFC IN SUCH A SITUATION?!?!!? WELL SPEAK UP BOY! IM SERIOUS. DEAD SERIOUS HALF DEAD ZOMBIE f*ckING SERIOUS! KFC!!!!! KFC!!!! KFC!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konflikt Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 You know what, close this topic. I came from another forum thinking things would be different here. I guess children still flood the internet, even after 5 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Now, I'm no maths genius, but wouldn't 000000.1% be the same as 0.1%? One in a thousand chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 You know what, close this topic. I came from another forum thinking things would be different here. I guess children still flood the internet, even after 5 years or so. Crybaby, Im 29 not no child, I take KFC serious, know why? because it's Colonel Sanders bitch, not Private sanders or captain sanders, Colonel!!! High rank wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaivpc Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Now, I'm no maths genius, but wouldn't 000000.1% be the same as 0.1%? One in a thousand chance? yeap, lol. good notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I'd kill two birds with one stone and indulge in some 'rape' with the living dead. Very necromantic. ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chennaz321 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 You know what, close this topic. I came from another forum thinking things would be different here. I guess children still flood the internet, even after 5 years or so. You must be kidding. If you think this place is bad take a detour to 4chan. This place will be heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slingaa Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 You know what, close this topic. I came from another forum thinking things would be different here. I guess children still flood the internet, even after 5 years or so. Dude, you're 16. In the UK you're still classed as a child. Anyway how serious can this topic be? Expect stupid and funny replies. How likely is a zombie outbreak? Some people on this forum, Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuirt Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I've noticed that my mind seems to switch off the moment I read the words 'zombie outbreak'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spdrlfc Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 (edited) side note: the puppy is a pitbull (: Edited November 1, 2009 by spdrlfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 What would you do if your friends were dead? You're assuming your family's dead, so why wouldn't your friends be? That's probably why I'd go alone if a zombie outbreak ever happens.. ..well, until I meet Tallahassee that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asoyfy37 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Get into a car with a M16 weapon, and drive to Dimona's nuclear base. That is the plan and I dont see how could it fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullMetal Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I'd kill two birds with one stone and indulge in some 'rape' with the living dead. Very necromantic. Ah, how sweet... oh wait. WAT?! Edit: OP... yes this forum is crowded with retards and immature people. You have come to the right place for idiocy and utterly retarded talk. Enjoy your stay or try to reach a safe haven. You are not in the right place if you seek wisdom and truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Well, my dad has a shotgun and a .22 rifle, I think even a handgun. So first I would get my hands on that, a rifle to shoot the zombies while they are still shuffling my way, then the shot gun for up close and dirty, also a bat or something just in case. As much as I would love to try and save family members, I might not be able to, I will check by my sis's apartment and see if she is alive. I might drive around for a while looking for survivors, picking up weapons from local gun stores. Then I would try and make a trap for some zombies, a dead body in the middle of nowhere, high enough that zombies can't get it, then leave it there for days, and when I get back burn them all with molotov cocktails. I would then go into the country side and look for a solid building and board it up and try and hold out there, but I will have an escape plan, a zip-line straight at my care which is way out there. Then have a pint and wait for this all to blow over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I went for a realistic approach, i can get everything on my survival guide without leaving my street. My last words - For f*ck sake, i usually say this when things go wrong Sidekick - Pitbull, my neighbor has 5 of them so i would convince them i was now in charge of them by giving them bacon. Location - Liverpool, its my home city and i know my way around it more then i know anywhere else. Stronghold - Goodison Park, Everton FC's stadium, it can fit 40k+ people, if i died there atleast i died somewhere i really love. Vehicle - BMW 535i - I would walk across my street, shoot colin and take his BMW. Clothing - Balaclava, berghaus coat, jeans. Main weapon - Magnum, i can get one fairly easily but shhh Secondary weapon - Machete, i have one in the garage. Inventory - Baked Beans, no sell by date, easy to carry, lots to find. Battle anthem - Anything by guns n roses or aerosmith cause rock music makes me want to fight zombies lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 In all seriousness, my zombie outbreak plan depends on the type of zombies that would arrive. If they are the slow-moving zombies, I would stock up on methamphetamines and go to my local Home Depot because literally everything there could be used as a weapon to fight the zombies. If they are the fast, smart zombies like in the 28 Days/Weeks series, I would arm myself and hide out in the nearest hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I guess children still flood the internet, even after 5 years or so. Hate to tell you this, but the internet has been around a lot longer than five years (or so). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WedgeAntilles Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Jesus I think about this almost everyday! Luckily there is a nice rusty pickaxe just outside my front door should such an event occur. Wielding this would give me enough time to make it my car with my girlfriend (luckily i live in a rural environment so there shouldn't be to bigger hordes to begin with(. Once in the car I'd make the journey to my Mum and Dads, they're about 20 minutes away. Once there straight to my Dads gun cuboard where is a rather nice side by side 12 bore, and over and under 20 bore, a semi auto .22 and a higher calibre hunting rifle. Sutiably tooled up (grabing the chainsaw and axe on the way out) I'd swap my car for my Dad Hilux pick up. Then it would be off to Glasgow to rescue my sister. This would pretty solid as I believe venturing into an urban environment during a Zombie outbreak to be incredibly foolish, but meh she's ma wee sister! Once sister is rescued it would be back up north to a place of refuge, a very remote highland bothy by a loch in the middle of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I've been playing too much L4D peelz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menaced Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Last words: "Tell everybody I died a non-virgin." - So then everybody thinks I didn't die a virgin. Sidekick: Shaun (Shaun of the Dead) - He's seen it all before, he'll know the ins and outs of zombie survival. Location: Dewsbury - It's where I know best. Headwear: British S10 Gas Masks - Protection from infection or any gases we may use against the zombies. Clothing: British army combat clothing. Primary weapon: Spas-12 shotgun - The best defense against zombies. Secondary weapon: Katana Sword - It'll slice through zombies like a knife through butter. Inventory: First Aid Kit and Kinder Bueno - Incase him injured or hungry. Battle Anthem: Disturbed - They're songs are awesome. I could easily kick ass to their music. Vehicle: British Challenger 2 battle tank - Armored. Maybe a little slower than most vehicles... but why would you flee from zombies with such a vehicle? Stronghold: Some kind of Mall or superstore full of food - Food, security. Something like Dawn of the Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawra Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 What? There are zombies in Oblivion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt_yao Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I have no idea how many times this thread has been made before, but... I'd be flinging fecies at those zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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