Funny Moments

[AZAZEL]

I was messing around, using the parachute glitch to fly upwards. I landed on a tall skycraper, the one with the helipad on top, forgot what it's called. I hoped to find another parachute up there, but I didn't, so I just hurled myself off the building for sh*ts and giggles.

 

Luis wasn't wearing a parachute or anything, but I noticed that he went into a controlled dive, like you do when you're equipped with one. I pressed A to activate this invisible parachute of mine, and got so suprised when it deployed, that I plowed right into another building, fell into an alleyway and landed in some trash. I was able to walk out of there with a tiny sliver of health left.

[Hugef1]

Waking up drunk in various weird places is just genius of R*

[hugorohden]

brucie crying

rofl

[PearlHarborPants]

Waking up drunk in various weird places is just genius of R*

Wonder why you didnt wake up in the middle of a speeding highway. The moment you wake up, BANG. You're Dead.

 

@Lordvespid: Oh yeah? What about Johnny?

@botobotosouksouk: For number 1. I thought it was blood.

[Krkr]

Mori to Bruice - 100% Kosher BEEF!

[LCstuntman]

Mine has got to be when I activated the "Super Punch" cheat, and headed over to Maisonette 9. I went to the dance floor and kicked a person from the dance floor all the way up to the V.I.P. section!

 

Another funny moment was when Yusuf kept calling Luis "n*gga", and Luis told him to shut the hell up. He said it again the next sentence

 

Also, the first time I saw the APC use nitro. It's just hilarious seeing that thing haulin' ass

[Lethal Nizzle]

I was messing around, using the parachute glitch to fly upwards. I landed on a tall skycraper, the one with the helipad on top, forgot what it's called. I hoped to find another parachute up there, but I didn't, so I just hurled myself off the building for sh*ts and giggles.

 

Luis wasn't wearing a parachute or anything, but I noticed that he went into a controlled dive, like you do when you're equipped with one. I pressed A to activate this invisible parachute of mine, and got so suprised when it deployed, that I plowed right into another building, fell into an alleyway and landed in some trash. I was able to walk out of there with a tiny sliver of health left.

I think that's the MeTV building.

 

Epic Buzzard battles + parachuting when the heli's going down make a good FM match.

[fatlittlenick]

Brucie crying in that game of chess,

 

and me being bashed to death by Joni, the girl at Maisonette 9. She is one tough lass!

[Algonquin Assassin]

Activating the "Super Punch" cheat.

 

I didn't even know about it until today, so I activated it, and it was hilarious sending peds flying up into the air, and making cars blow up.

 

Luis os a f***ing machine.

 

Oh, and The Celebinator sh*tting his pants after "Blog This".

[Faledak]

I kicked Troy on the nuts with super punch cheat, he flew like 10 feet high and landed on the stairs of subway

[LCstuntman]

Oh yeah, when Brucie punched Mori.

[KidDala]

Me and this guy were having an all out war. We went thru lik 4 cars..had a bunch of gun battles...so then his car blows up...i have one door and fly out my car..we both race to my car...i barely beat him to it...then...he whilst trying to steal my car becomes a passenger...I go full speed down a one way and jump out at the last minute sending him SMASHING against the wall full force!!. He gets out and the race to get my car is on again...I once again barely win and he ONCE AGAIN is a passenger. I just go slow (knowing he cant hurt me) down a road to piss him off lol. Then the funniest thing i've ever seen online happens...he trys to shoot me while being a passenger..he aims all the way to the left(it looked lik his arm broke LMAO) and then after about 1 minute of slow driving he hops out. I then hit him,run him over him,and keep my car over top of him until he evenetually dies. My greatest moment in video game history.

 

NOTE:I left out all the "Nice words" he exhcanged with me lol

[mmm chocolate]

i tried jumping from a rooftop onto a moving elevated train and tripped a bit then cracked my head in between the last two cars....instant death.

 

getting a motorbike or super car, and a passenger (tony or armando)...and speeding as fast as possible into a low wall, preferably with lots of room to fly past the wall, and down a drop.

 

getting a 3star wanted on the top of the LCFD in north holland, and sending sticky bombs down to the street or alley, just under the cops feet....and trying to launch them onto rooftops.

 

throwing sticky bombs onto the fronts of cop cars chasing you...they eventually hit something on the way.

[ClingingMArs]

on Free Roam I rode with somebody in the APC and we drove it into the swingset. Went underground twice (lol brownness everywhere), one time got thrown onto the subway, another time got thrown at least 5 blocks away

[Faledak]

Was doing Drug Wars and hailed a cab, accidentally i pulled the driver out and then he got back in. Suddenly Armando and Henrique open fire with their SAW's and shoot the taxi into piece of sh*t.

 

I was doing multiplayer races at the same day and on the beginning of race, i hit nitro's on and do wheelie. Suddenly i catch fire from the nitro's flames and burn to death, talking about fail

[Dragonex100]

The very first time i went into a buzzards, I pressed the X button and blew myself up.

Also, i got drunk at a gay bar and woke up in the statue of happiness

[xARx Kevin]

i just drank loads of shots and woke up inside the statue of happiness next to the heart, wearing a parachute.

crazy days.

 

Haha, this just happened to me. I fell down the ladder hole and didn't die so I jumped off the side. I used my parachute but Luis' legs smacked one of the banisters below, forcing him to smash his face on the next banister below and die.

 

Crazy sh*t.

i didnt even get enough time to open my chute, it was just jump over, splat!

That happened to me. You have to climb down the ladder, then once you are outside jump froma a good ledge and be ready to open your parachute FAST. Not that hard haha

[Leo Colt]

For some reason cars now seem to swerve quite aggressively around the parking spaces. So at the Middle Park safehouse, a taxi swerved at the junction and ended up bumper to bumper with a car coming the other way. Both cars trying to force the other to move, but failing because they are too close to pick up any speed. It was really funny to watch.

[Cheat]

I usually wake up in a dumpster after taking too much shots or failing a shampaigne drinking contest. Nice lil' detail from Rockstar.

[Faledak]

Today, in mp-race, some guy tried to go past me, he put his NO's on, then i blocked his path and he tried still go past me.. Then he hit some can or other sh*t and rotated 180 degrees and crashed on parked car, fell from his motorbike and then i accidentally ran him over

[serbian warrior]

I was in the mission where you Kill Timur and I shot an explosive barrel, but it didn't blow up.

It was in pieces, like how it is when it blows up. I walked by it and BOOOM!

[Cheat]

Haha had some fun ones today:

 

Okay, I was doin' a Drug War in which you have to pick up the stash, so I took it and hopped on a boat.

So I took the boat and drove it around Algonquin, got to a dock that was the nearest one to the drop-off point, and left the boat. Some enemies came up, and I killed them, exept for one. This one guy had a gun; he was an enemy, but he paid no attention on me or Armando/Henrique, he jumped to swim and took my boat, then he just left

 

Then another one. I was in need of a car, and a police patrol came next to me. I kicked the car so the cops would come out, and they did, but I didn't get a wanted level

Instead, the cops let me to take the car and then they acted stupidly, like "omg we have no car what happened to the last one", but then they walked up on a taxi and sat in the backseats and left the place

[Graven]

Was causing random Mayhem, and decided to flee from the area. There was a car on a walking street and when I jacked it, Luis pulled the dude out and he went straight up like a bullet Few seconds later he smashed near and of course died.

Not sure what caused it but there was a staircase railing right behind the front door. He probably hit the end of the railing during the animation.

[Leon_S]

Loaded up my game, walked out of my house, hailed a taxi cab, got in the back, told the driver where to go, and as soon as I chose the destination without missing a beat, I mean the driver didn't even get a chance to step on the gas pedal to pull out from the curb, and some Angel of Death shot him 3 times, killing him, and put the gun away and walked off like nothing happened. Meanwhile I was just left sitting in the back dumb-struck and shocked by what just happened listening to the dead taxi driver leaning on his horn. It was a real big WTF moment cuz I hadn't committed any act of violence towards anyone yet, not even the gang member, and he decided to shoot my cab driver as soon as I got in the cab... I pretty much just got out and quickly got a new taxi, then a few minutes later it struck me at how hillarious that random WTF moment was and I started laughing uncontrollably, wish I could've filmed it but it just happened out of nowhere for no reason.

[NikoTheSoldier]

The very first time i went into a buzzards, I pressed the X button and blew myself up.

Also, i got drunk at a gay bar and woke up in the statue of happiness

I've done the buzzard suicide one . "Oh ya, got a buzzard in multi, time to harass people! *presses rockets instead of guns on buzzard*"

 

And i'm respawning the next second .

[Cheat]

The very first time i went into a buzzards, I pressed the X button and blew myself up.

Also, i got drunk at a gay bar and woke up in the statue of happiness

Lol, this always happens for me, but I remember when actually first gettin' the Buzzard, I really said "I wantz to shoot them grenadez" or something and just randomly hit the controller. Boom.