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Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car.

Absolutely not. Use a convertible and park next to a wall so you can get the camera close enough. If they actually showed that the rating would be AO.

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

The fact you know that bothers me a bit.

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

The fact you know that bothers me a bit.

I agree confused.gif

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

The fact you know that bothers me a bit.

I agree confused.gif

I concur.

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

The fact you know that bothers me a bit.

I agree confused.gif

I concur.

i second that concurement of that agreement to the aforementioned statement

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

The fact you know that bothers me a bit.

I agree confused.gif

I concur.

i second that concurement of that agreement to the aforementioned statement

LOL lol.gif

 

Congrats andysniper, you made it to my sig!

 

EDIT: cant do, too big

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

The fact you know that bothers me a bit.

I agree confused.gif

I concur.

i second that concurement of that agreement to the aforementioned statement

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

New question: who has the biggest one. (joking)

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

New question: who has the biggest one. (joking)

Niko has that Serbian Viagra stuff. Johnny, has ecstasy.

 

 

Maybe the next GTA will be based around that question?

 

 

But don't even get me started on Louis's. Dominicans have nice big ones.

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

New question: who has the biggest one. (joking)

Niko has that Serbian Viagra stuff. Johnny, has ecstasy.

 

 

Maybe the next GTA will be based around that question?

 

 

But don't even get me started on Louis's. Dominicans have nice big ones.

Grand Theft Auto: Penis City

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

New question: who has the biggest one. (joking)

Niko has that Serbian Viagra stuff. Johnny, has ecstasy.

 

 

Maybe the next GTA will be based around that question?

 

 

But don't even get me started on Louis's. Dominicans have nice big ones.

Grand Theft Auto: Penis City

Grand Theft Auto: New Dick XXI.

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

New question: who has the biggest one. (joking)

Niko has that Serbian Viagra stuff. Johnny, has ecstasy.

 

 

Maybe the next GTA will be based around that question?

 

 

But don't even get me started on Louis's. Dominicans have nice big ones.

Grand Theft Auto: Penis City

Grand Theft Auto: New Dick XXI.

Well played, good sir.

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

New question: who has the biggest one. (joking)

Niko has that Serbian Viagra stuff. Johnny, has ecstasy.

 

 

Maybe the next GTA will be based around that question?

 

 

But don't even get me started on Louis's. Dominicans have nice big ones.

Grand Theft Auto: Penis City

Grand Theft Auto: New Dick XXI.

Well played, good sir.

Indeed.

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hahahaha what a pimp

 

I think eveuntally there will be porn in video games. I mean, the game IS intended for an adult audience only. "Yeah well children have easy access to this game, its corrupting our youth!" Well, porn on the Internet is easily accessible to minors aswell, so...

Grand Theft Auto IV is porno.

I don't see where you're going with this...

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hahahaha what a pimp

 

I think eveuntally there will be porn in video games. I mean, the game IS intended for an adult audience only. "Yeah well children have easy access to this game, its corrupting our youth!" Well, porn on the Internet is easily accessible to minors aswell, so...

Grand Theft Auto IV is porno.

I don't see where you're going with this...

Then you're obviously retarded.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yea, seeing people getting beat to death with a baseball bat, burned to death, shot 50 times in the head, getting stabbed to death...that's all okay.

 

But as soon as you see some sex with moving genitals, which is infact the most natural thing in the world, game gets an AO rating lmao.

 

 

Technically games encourage us to kill eachother instead of making more of us. Might just as well be, as this planet is getting overpopulated anyways.

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Goes to show how people remember these things more vividly than they actually are.  There's no nudity in the prostitute scenes in GTA IV.

Dude you can see Niko and Johnny's penis in the car. And in SA for the missions for the pimp yes the nipples are covered. But you could see the rest of her body ( not counting vagina) in the background.

No you can't. Are you on some sort've phallus patrol because last time I checked the ONLY time there was ever a dick was in the cutscene in TLAD. There isn't any in the prostitute scene, unless playing IV all that time has got your imagination running wild with slavering notions.

 

OH NIKO BELLIC U SO BIG.

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I dont really know why this guy is hyping over this, its not gonna show anything i promise you on that

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Well first of all, this release isnt as big of a deal to the rest of the world as it is to us. I think it's under the puritan radar.

 

But yeah, I don't get some things.

 

First I don't get why we can't just look at video games like we look at movies. Maybe it's because we're controlling the character instead of just watching him, but I don't feel any difference when I'm playing a game or watching a movie. I don't go out & try GTA stuff in real life for the simple fact that if I get arrested, I wont just re-spawn at the nearest police station, and if I get killed, I won't just re-spawn at the nearest hospital, fully recovered.

 

But think about Luis humping the girl-if that's in a movie-it's nothing...it's just a non-pornographic sex scene you can find in many movies these days. But oh, if it's in a video game...it might turn good little church boys into raving perverts....as if that isn't already gonna happen naturally.

 

But finally-in both movies and video games-why is violence so much more accepted than sex? It's really ridiculous. We can watch axes penetrate skulls without blinking an eye, but if we saw a penis penetrating a vagina it would be considered filth.

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BTW, I like to have sex in GTA IV because I like to pretend Im spreading STD's.

 

The funnest is with Niko. I take him out, have him bang several nasty ass hookers-and then when Im finished, I call Carmen, Alex, or Kiki & go straight over to bang them right afterwards so they get sloppy seconds.

 

Lame? Sure. But it's fun.

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Well first of all, this release isnt as big of a deal to the rest of the world as it is to us. I think it's under the puritan radar.

 

But yeah, I don't get some things.

 

First I don't get why we can't just look at video games like we look at movies. Maybe it's because we're controlling the character instead of just watching him, but I don't feel any difference when I'm playing a game or watching a movie. I don't go out & try GTA stuff in real life for the simple fact that if I get arrested, I wont just re-spawn at the nearest police station, and if I get killed, I won't just re-spawn at the nearest hospital, fully recovered.

 

But think about Luis humping the girl-if that's in a movie-it's nothing...it's just a non-pornographic sex scene you can find in many movies these days. But oh, if it's in a video game...it might turn good little church boys into raving perverts....as if that isn't already gonna happen naturally.

 

But finally-in both movies and video games-why is violence so much more accepted than sex? It's really ridiculous. We can watch axes penetrate skulls without blinking an eye, but if we saw a penis penetrating a vagina it would be considered filth.

If you're pining to see some hard f*cking that much, there are actually websites on the internet you know.

 

 

BTW, I like to have sex in GTA IV because I like to pretend Im spreading STD's.

 

 

You can also do that in Real Life. Not to mention that's f*cking retarded.

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From the way you're nitpicking my posts and getting agitated by them, I'd say you have probably gone longer without sex than I have.

 

There's always this bs machismo "I do that in real life so I don't need to do it in a game."

 

Yeah, and I'm sure you don't watch porn, or jack off either, because you can do it in real life.

 

Look, I've had porno style sex with girls who look like porn stars, but guess what?

 

I still jack off, still watch porn, and I still get a rise from having my video game characters have sex with video game girls.

 

I don't jack off to it, but I get a little rise out of it. Tell me you've never found yourself picking up hoes on GTA IV, or going to Triangles & Honkers just for sh*ts & giggles.

 

The only difference between me and all of you guys? I'm honest.

 

But maybe that isn't the only difference. Maybe YOU guys are the virgins and I'm not, so I can admit things.

 

Because I know back when I was a virgin I damn sure wouldn't have admitted this. I'd be calling people losers & virgins myself.

 

 

 

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Man.

 

There is some things you keep to yourself and this is one of them. I'm loling at your tall stories about your wild sexual voyages though.

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From the way you're nitpicking my posts and getting agitated by them, I'd say you have probably gone longer without sex than I have.

 

There's always this bs machismo "I do that in real life so I don't need to do it in a game."

 

Yeah, and I'm sure you don't watch porn, or jack off either, because you can do it in real life.

 

Look, I've had porno style sex with girls who look like porn stars, but guess what?

 

I still jack off, still watch porn, and I still get a rise from having my video game characters have sex with video game girls.

 

I don't jack off to it, but I get a little rise out of it. Tell me you've never found yourself picking up hoes on GTA IV, or going to Triangles & Honkers just for sh*ts & giggles.

 

The only difference between me and all of you guys? I'm honest.

 

But maybe that isn't the only difference. Maybe YOU guys are the virgins and I'm not, so I can admit things.

 

Because I know back when I was a virgin I damn sure wouldn't have admitted this. I'd be calling people losers & virgins myself.

nice... nice

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Man.

 

There is some things you keep to yourself and this is one of them. I'm loling at your tall stories about your wild sexual voyages though.

Dude, if & when you ever have mind blowing sex with a beautiful girl you will realize it doesn't permanently stop you from watching porn, or picking up whores in a video game. It just makes you even more of the horny bastard that you were before.

 

Sure, it stops you from doing those things for a couple of days maybe...but not forever.

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wow you guys are like the most boring people i ever heard its just cool its not about being a f*ckin virgin and not f*cking just shut the f*ck up how old are you guys 50?

like damn if yuh dunt like the f*cking topic dont write shyt and sh*t and shut the f*ck up lets just have f*cking fun with the topic...stupid ignorent people you probably never kno im probably f*cking your wife and yuh dont even kno your fa**ot..tierd of this bullshyt!

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I Dont Know Why Everybody Is Saying Its Imature...Itsz Just Funny Like Actually Seeing This In A Game Is Freakin Cool...And Im Not A virgin I Had More Pussy Then Yuh Ever Seen In Your Life......Buh anyway Its Just cool to see that they actually opened the world more and yuh could actually find out cool things that you never got to do in gta 4 so0 just accept the fact that this game offers more than just doing missions.

You're a twat.

 

 

I Dont Know Why Everybody Is Saying Its Imature

 

Why do you do that? You don't for the second half of your post, so why in the first half?

 

 

Itsz.. Buh.. yuh.. so0

 

What the f*ck is that about?

 

 

.. nuidity .. I Hope So Lol!

 

Why would you hope for nudity in a video game when..

 

 

I Had More Pussy Then Yuh Ever Seen In Your Life

 

You say this kinda sh*t throughout all your posts, and you expect me to believe the above quote, who the f*ck are you kidding? Your avatar and signature don't help either..

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