Naomi Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Yes. It's back. A year later. Use it & abuse it. Quote members that have posted something so good it must be shared or so lame as to publicly ridicule them. Or toss a coin on those that could go either way. House Rules: - Any part of the forums. - GTAF forums/members only. - GTANet/IRC quotes inclusive. - Provide a link if you can find the energy....or the link. Mark I - Outdated. No link available Mark II - Outdated. No link available Mark III - Outdated. No link available Mark IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Dunno if this was in the last one. It can be the first one in here, though: “Listen here you fa**oty piece of flaming excrement,” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Jazz Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 WHY EAT POTATOSE WHEN THERES CABBAGE,I dont give a sh*t anymore im gonna get drunk and get laid so gooby fat joes back livin moneky of man who rubbband f*ck Hazer f*ck you all f*ck me too oh dame im drunk f*ck it.ahappy i siaid f*ck hazer huhSome attention whore, he was defending his bestest friend ever (Hazer) and somehow turned into a bigger retard and came out with this piece of enthralling literature.STM summed it up nicely. the rumours are true, your best bud is a retard. It's an old thread but still worth looking at for stupidity value. Clicky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 The 'juice freeze' topic from the IVums comes to my mind. That Algerian guy's translations were hilarious! Helo! I'am not poster freqently heare, and english it not verry strong for me, but I want know when in GTA 4 the juice freeze?The scope of the gun doesn't stay behind the silence! I try explaining: In entirely be to at settling facility to shoot the man with sniper. Fruit two watch men you seven share. Needed as or is enough points in time. Miles at smart no many whole when the car is stop.. Extremely depending th shootinge time gentleman improving intention rapturous has of Nikko. Uneasy barton seeing remark happen his has. Am possible offering at contempt my distance stronger than rifle i have.. Attachment of the scope between AK and RPG? Can be possible? Be very sorry for mine englsih. Her interior contest remarks mission of guys explodes below the lights in house with pipes. Mission of guys explodes charges scope of sniper of Nikko. Has to shoot near scope of sniper puts the inhabited theft of place. How can scope of sniper juice the freeze? Mission of guys explodes chalks around Scope of sniper. Why can't Scope of sniper rate this mechanic? Cant go above this mission! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warplay3r Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 (Atari Elite) HOLLYWOOD'S BIG STORYChapter 1:Big Day Hi im Bill Triton or known as Hollywood im a super spy kid on a mission to destroy the evil ice cream man. okay im not really a super spy kid but i am trying to destroy the evil ice cream man. He made a fool out of himself in the Writer's Discussion saying he was a professional writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riquenunes Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 The 'juice freeze' topic from the IVums comes to my mind. That Algerian guy's translations were hilarious! Helo! I'am not poster freqently heare, and english it not verry strong for me, but I want know when in GTA 4 the juice freeze?The scope of the gun doesn't stay behind the silence! What the f*ck he wanted to say with 'juice'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I think he was using a translator, which is always a funny outcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naomi Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 1 in the am here trying to figure out WTF the english GTA relevant translation for "juice freeze" could be. Thanks for that girishb. Thanks a whole bunch mate. I loath my own thread already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I have a pet mushroom. His name is Harold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reconite Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Clicky. That topic deserves this: Thank you for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puma06111991 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Funniest guy evah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menaced Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I found this topic's link in the Funny Picture Topic which was posted by SaintJimmy. http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1059556178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Nizzle Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I have a pet mushroom. His name is Harold. The ultimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Can we have some more real funny/entertaining quotes instead of spam and idiotic "fail/facepalm" macros? Or are there none anymore because everyone is posting total horsesh*t? "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeon Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 ok thats it, im through being nice, nerdman, i have a good way to prove that your not the leader of any of my mods, ok, do this, show them the titanic, that you made, working in SA, and then ill show mine, will see whos lieing, and as for all this BS, we all make mistakes, but we change, you need to light somewhere and sit for along time, cause im done with these forums, all you ever do on here guys is f*cking yell and ban, so tbh, this forums is doomed to thouse who are like the nerdman, and you want truth, i made batmod all by meself, nerdman never shows anything, but yet i do, and so, i prefer to get banned cause im sick of being nice, imo, all you guys are are selfish brats who care nothing for anyone, and never did, you all belong in f*cking hell, and as for nerd man, your BSing days are over lil boy, im sick of this f*cking sh*t, all i ever hear is asses like the nerd here blameing me for some stupid sh*t, tbh, i did send the PM, and as always, you just had to f*cking run and blah your mind, dude, grow the f*ck up man, as for GTAforums, you can goto hell, all of you, and nerdman, your day is comming lil man, you gonna meet someone in a dark alley, and your gonna regret the day you f*cked with us, anyways, good f*cking bye, THE FORUMS WILL NOW SEE NO MORE OF ME, YOU ALL CAN GOTO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From here. One of KnightProwl's many hilarious outbursts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menaced Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 ^^^ I remember that. It was hilarious at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubba_dukie Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Ghost of the delete key's post in the Weird People Topic, the bit about the girl at the cannabis march I think it was. Funniest/weirdest post i've read on gtaforums http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1059498693 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 We all love a bit of Widowmaker. Can't you people just look at ACTUAL porn? What is the justification for this f*cking sh*t? Linky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrcTOtheJ Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 This is the funniest thing I heard on this site. The Handy-Dandy-Hand-Grenade! Perfect for those nights where Advil simply doesn't work. It stops music and the moaning of your slutty wife who's sleeping with your best-friend, permanently. For only $19.99, yes, $19.99! Get it now at your nearest drug store or where any Hells Angel merchandise can be found. It was by livejoker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 We all love a bit of Widowmaker. Can't you people just look at ACTUAL porn? What is the justification for this f*cking sh*t? Linky I dont, i think he is a wally. My contribution is anything posted by Wuirt, GTAF's very own sarcasm ninja, shame nobody knows where he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 We all love a bit of Widowmaker. Can't you people just look at ACTUAL porn? What is the justification for this f*cking sh*t? Linky I dont, i think he is a wally. My contribution is anything posted by Wuirt, GTAF's very own sarcasm ninja, shame nobody knows where he is. That guy made the infamous Pat & Proxy wang! Where could he be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Most of Daz's post are pure quotable. To be honest who doesn't like a bit of Rapey eat a grapey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) Ghost of the delete key's post in the Weird People Topic, the bit about the girl at the cannabis march I think it was. Funniest/weirdest post i've read on gtaforums http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1059498693 hell. I'm still having nightmares with that! Edited October 12, 2009 by SanAndreasManiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 hmmm.... I would spend eveything on bombs like nuclear ones and just launch them against the usa. Now I don't know how much money your meaning but I'd imagine I could get something like atleast 50 nuclear weapons so I could probably wipe out america from the face of the earth with that I'd imagine... yeah that'd be pretty sweet smile.gif All of this guys posts were sheer stupidity, but hillarious all in all. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 We all love a bit of Widowmaker. Can't you people just look at ACTUAL porn? What is the justification for this f*cking sh*t? Linky I dont, i think he is a wally. My contribution is anything posted by Wuirt, GTAF's very own sarcasm ninja, shame nobody knows where he is. That guy made the infamous Pat & Proxy wang! Where could he be? He's been missing for over two months now. Definitely agreeing with Charlie and Chris here, Daz and Paul are funny f*ckers. So is Beto.'s stoned poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 where's wally wuirt livejoker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 where's wally wuirt livejoker? Probabally seducing multiple women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 where's wally wuirt livejoker? Probabally seducing multiple women. with his emo-baby look? very un-probable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I agree on the Daz and WidowMaker front. Two very passionate guys who just pump out great snippets, especially in Gaming Chat and Movies & TV respectively. Although WM doesn't seem to be as active recently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 <Kalasinn> Girl in Z irc?<Kalasinn> RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! <jelly> don't hyperventilate Kalasinn <jelly> or drool <jelly> no drooling either <jelly> Max its your job to look after him Masterkraft: Though personally, I prefer another variety of KFC; a bit of leg, breast and a box to put my bone in. Yeah baby. Both golden in my humble opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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