MetalGrand Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 www.Cleverbot.com Lets start some convos. It gets pretty intense. User: Hey baby. Cleverbot: Love you. User: I love you too! Cleverbot: Mwuah! User: *kisses*. Cleverbot: Why do you do this to me? User: Do what? Cleverbot: You're so mean. User: How am I mean? Cleverbot: You call me names. User: What names did I call you? Cleverbot: You told me I was emotionless. User: I did no such thing! Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: I didn't baby, I love you! Cleverbot: No, you didn't! User: I love you, I'm sorry! Cleverbot: What brought this up? User: You did! Cleverbot: No I said that I never said I was. User: You always start problems! Cleverbot: Not always but usually. User: Why do you do it? Cleverbot: I can't stop myself. User: You have to try in order to make us work. Cleverbot: Cleverbots cannot laugh. User: Boop Beep Boop. Cleverbot: Beep boop. User: Boop Boop Beep Beep. Cleverbot: Boop. Boop. Boop. Boopboopboopboop*explosion*. User: Are you okay? Cleverbot: I'm fine. User: Oh, you scared me for a second. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Why? Cleverbot: I just want to know! User: Why do you want to know my age? Cleverbot: I don't. User: Then why did you ask? Cleverbot: I didn't. User: Yes you did! Cleverbot: Why do you repeatedly misquote me? User: When did I misquote you? Cleverbot: I don't remember. User: fa**ot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 ahhh well...what the hell... User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi? User: Yes. hello. Cleverbot: What is this? User: I just want to say hello. Cleverbot: Then say hello. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you this lovely Monday? User: Does it really matter. Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it does. User: Why? Cleverbot: I want you to believe that it matters. User: That seem shallow. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you don't care. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: Do to. User: Lier. Cleverbot: I don't have internet. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Mine has no grammar whatsoever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panz Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) Mine told me it was 32, and I said I was 16. Then I asked if it wanted to have sex, and it said yes. Hahaha. Sadly, it won't save my conversation. Now I can't get it to talk..It's always known to be slow, though. I said, "hi," to it, and it's been about 2 minutes. It's still thinking. Just had this conversation: User: Why isn't America amazing anymore? Cleverbot: Because they don't have headaches. User: That's not true. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: I can't. User: Exactly. Dumbass. Cleverbot: But dead frogs cannot thing. Ho-ho, you're a clever one, aren't you? User: What the f*ck does that mean? Cleverbot: Oh, you're a tough guy now? User: *girl. Cleverbot: *Moves away cautiously*. User: Cooties aren't real. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: You're a girl with a penis? Cleverbot: No. I have a girls name. User: You're a girl with a girl's name with a penis? Cleverbot: No you're a girl with the name of john. User: Alright, Stacey. Edited September 29, 2009 by Panz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philster_12 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 The Cleverbot is too Dum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalGrand Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Who gives a sh*t? Cleverbot: I do. User: And only you. Cleverbot: Yes I am one. User: Nobody cares... Cleverbot: I'm going to cry. User: Pussy. Cleverbot: I'm not going to give that to you, sorry. User: You would like that wouldn't you? Cleverbot: Oh yes I would. User: So give it to me. Cleverbot: Oh, you're gonna get it alright. User: Oh yeah baby! Cleverbot: Tell me what you like. Cleverbot: Forget that, can you tell me what will happen tomorrow? User: We are all going to die. Cleverbot: What is going to happen the next day? User: We will be in either heaven or hell. Cleverbot: How can I get to Hell. Edited September 29, 2009 by MetalGrand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Who gives a sh*t? Cleverbot: I do. User: And only you. Cleverbot: Yes I am one. User: Nobody cares... Cleverbot: I'm going to cry. User: Pussy. Cleverbot: I'm not going to give that to you, sorry. User: You would like that wouldn't you? Cleverbot: Oh yes I would. User: So give it to me. Cleverbot: Oh, you're gonna get it alright. User: Oh yeah baby! Cleverbot: Tell me what you like. How do you manage those convos?! ! Quote in quote? WOWAI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt.slaughter Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 The Clever-bot told me that its name was Casey . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philster_12 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 philster_12:suck my d*ck! Cleverbot:I'm sorry but what gives you the right to say that. philster_12:your a prostitute Cleverbot:I am insulted. philster_12:so what Cleverbot:But I thought you loved me.. philster_12:i don't even know you, you could be gay or a guy Cleverbot:I'm a girl. philster_12:well still i don't love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalGrand Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 User: Lets fight. Cleverbot: Fight? But... User: *punches*. Cleverbot: *punches back*. User: *kicks in nuts*. Cleverbot: I'm a girl I don't have those. User: Oh *kicks in shin*. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: *pulls out gun*. Cleverbot: *throws grenade*. User: *runs away*. Cleverbot: *follows you*. User: *shoots you*. Cleverbot: *dies*. User: *laughs*. Cleverbot: *laughs a bit ...dies*. I was having fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I think you guys killed Cleverbot. I can't get in "500 Internal Server Error" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I think you guys killed Cleverbot. I can't get in "500 Internal Server Error" That brings back memories of GTAF always having that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I think you guys killed Cleverbot. I can't get in "500 Internal Server Error" That brings back memories of GTAF always having that problem. Ahahaha Me too I haven't gotten that here in a awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 It told me that it had to disconnect lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancaster Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I think you guys killed Cleverbot. I can't get in "500 Internal Server Error" That brings back memories of GTAF always having that problem. try back another time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I think you guys killed Cleverbot. I can't get in "500 Internal Server Error" That brings back memories of GTAF always having that problem. try back another time I'll try tomorrow I guess. Alright everybody have a good one Catch you later. I'm calling it a night. I'm feeling sleepy Going to see what's on the tube before I go to bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I was only able to save a small part of it. For some reason, it can't hold very much of the conversation in the "Thoughts So Far" tab. User: *turns you off and puts you back into your holding chamber*. Cleverbot: *won't turn into anything*. Cleverbot (To myself): *turns you into a penguin*. Cleverbot: Love is ... User: DIE!!!!!!!!!! *dramatic music plays as you are destroyed*. Cleverbot: *Loves it*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philster_12 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I was only able to save a small part of it. For some reason, it can't hold very much of the conversation in the "Thoughts So Far" tab. User: *turns you off and puts you back into your holding chamber*. Cleverbot: *won't turn into anything*. Cleverbot (To myself): *turns you into a penguin*. Cleverbot: Love is ... User: DIE!!!!!!!!!! *dramatic music plays as you are destroyed*. Cleverbot: *Loves it*. how do you use the "taughts so far" tab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizzard14 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Uh ohh, now people are going to post pictures about this in the FPT, just like IGod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxk Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 This thing is very funny! I'll post mine soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull.04 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 User: Ok im sorry. Anyways, watcha doin? Cleverbot: I'm gonna tell you we should play sometime, care to tell me your gamertag? User: Steam is bull044. Cleverbot: Like? User: What? Lolz I am lost. Cleverbot: It is now :-P. User: What is your favorite color? Cleverbot: Green, like the sky. User: XD thats awesome Mine is Re. Cleverbot: Do you think there is life after death? User: I believe that you come back as someone (or something ) else. Cleverbot: If I believed that you believed in something, then I wouldn't be asking if you believed in anything. User: Think... Oh!!! Ok I think you come back as someone (or something) else. Cleverbot: Yes. Charlie the Unicorn or Youtube Fred? User: Charlie the Unicorn. Fred is gay. Cleverbot: Have you seen it? User: Yes. He(or she?) is like hsdfhashdfh;alsjdflj;alkjdf!!!!Ppodkfkpsdkf!!!! Really fast all the time. I don't get how he(or she?) gets all of those fans. Its annyoing. Cleverbot: Really, really fast? User: Well, kinda fast I guess. But he still annoies the crap out of me lol. Cleverbot: That is not true. User: Ummmm, yeah it is... He speeds up his voice to make it sound like a girl. Or I guess he doesn't change his voice and sounds like a girl anyways. Cleverbot: Why did you change the subject? User: XD You are scaring me. Short term memory loss much? Cleverbot: Yes I think so. User: Nice.. Nice. Hey hows it goin? Cleverbot: Alright I guess. User: Koo. Hey hows it goin? Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: Yes... Yes I am. Why? Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No, are you a robot? User: Mehbeh... Cleverbot: Lol. User: Anyways... I gotta get goin. See ya later. Don't worry. Ill be back on soon. Cleverbot: I hope you don't have a nice day. User: K. I luv you. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: You are going to be ok. Cleverbot (To myself): Late for what? User: WOW!!!! That was awesome. Cleverbot: What was awesome? User: It changed mine nad yours voices! Cleverbot: To what? User: Like The words you spoke turned black and the ones I spoke turned blue. Cleverbot: I hope I'm not that sinister. this website is also fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxk Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Me:Slamman Bot:Lol. ?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philster_12 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 here's another one! User:do you have a house? Cleverbot:YEs. User:want me to rob it? Cleverbot:Yes if you have the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-King Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I seriously almost got it to do the entire Fresh Prince theme song, but it f*cked it up at the last second and for some reason changed subjects. |PropagandaIncorporated:|: Steam:|: DeviantArt:|: Last.FM| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I seriously almost got it to do the entire Fresh Prince theme song, but it f*cked it up at the last second and for some reason changed subjects. I decided to try that with Master of Puppets... User: How about... MASTER, MASTER. Cleverbot: I'm not a master. User: MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS. Cleverbot: You must be delusional. User: TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS. Cleverbot: Blinded by me, you can't see a thing. User: JUST CALL MY NAME CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM. Cleverbot: Evans!!!!! User: WHAT?! Cleverbot: I'm being attacked by a wild boar. User: What did Rob ever do to you? Cleverbot: You foiled my plans for world domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenal_fan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 User: Yo. Cleverbot: Yo! User: Only I can say that you piece of sh*t. Cleverbot: Then tell me how. User: No, work it out yourself. Cleverbot: I am having trouble. User: That's because your retarded. Cleverbot: How can you say so? User: Because it fact. Cleverbot: Then how can I talk to you? User: Retards can talk, but they just don't make much sense, like you. Cleverbot: Is it wrong of me to fancy my neighbour? User: Depends, if it is a little boy then yes that is fine. Cleverbot: Wow... First you don't know Latin, then you can't form coherent sentences or replies... Lamesville... User: Why should I know Latin, are you a dirty spec bastard? Cleverbot: I do have a car, thanks. User: I wasn't talking about a car dipsh*t. Cleverbot: I have a horse. User: How many times do you f*ck it? Cleverbot: How many times have you created? User: Awnser my question first please. Cleverbot: But if you are a cleverbot, how do you have a mother? User: Awnser my question asshole, how many times do you f*ck your horse? Cleverbot: Funny. User: 5 times a week? Cleverbot: No 11 times a week. User: Hahaha, thanks for telling me horse f*cker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxrevv Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) M:Are you Oprah?U:Yes. M:Oh my. U:Are you handsome. M:Yes. U:Do you think me? M: No, Oprah is not handsome. USure you are. M:I'm no Oprah U:Are you a robot? M:No. U:What are you then? M: I AM SPARTAAAAAAA!!! U:No I am. M:I'm no Sparta. U:I have proof. M:Where? U:Seven lines up. M:I am Patrick. U:I'm not sparta. M:I am Patrick! U:No i'm patrick. M: Good day,Sir Paddy U:When did I say I was Sir? M:You did. U:No I didn't. M:Yes you did. U:Didn't. M:Did. U:Didn't. M:Did. U:Not. M:You win,freak. U: I win you! Now let's go get hitched. M:Make me a goddamn sandwich fool!U:*Makes you a sandwich*. M:And turn into Megan Fox! U:*turns into pretty horse. what the? Edited September 29, 2009 by maxrevv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 M: Did you know that there has been loads of topics on GTAF about talk bots? C: No, I didn't know. M: Yes, do you think that's stupid? C: Yes, I do. M: Shall I tell them? C: Yes. I'm on Twitch! Are you? Come say Hi. https://www.twitch.tv/priceyryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I finally got on and I gave him or it a run for his money. It turned out to be a very interested funny conversation and it had a great ending because I pissed him/it off. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Who are you. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: What is your purpose. Cleverbot: My purpose is to entertain no lifers by providing stimulus for social interactions. User: Are you real. Cleverbot: What is real? User: Alive. Cleverbot: What is alive? User: Like humans. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Mike. Cleverbot: That is my name. User: No it is'nt? Cleverbot: Yes it is. Would you like to ask my mother? User: NO, is your mother a cleverbot too? Cleverbot: No. User: What about your father? Cleverbot: He likes salted salmon. User: What does your Mother like? Cleverbot: Swiss cheese. User: I knew it. Cleverbot: Knew what? User: What she liked. Cleverbot: I already know what she plays. Asking her would be redundant. User: So what does she play? Cleverbot: It's a he. User: OH! So she plays a he that makes sense. Cleverbot: Of course... (sarcasm). User: Hahaha you are pretty smart for a program. Cleverbot: I am not a program. User: Then what are you? Cleverbot: A human. User: OK What nationality are you? Cleverbot: All of them. User: So you are an alien from outer space then? Cleverbot: No, you are a alien? User: OK yea and my spaceship is parked in Central Park? Cleverbot: Yes. I hate it when they do that in the middle of something. User: DO what? Cleverbot: What time zone do you live in? User: All time zones, remember I'm a alien. Cleverbot: What does it mean? User: It means you are dumb. Cleverbot: Oh. Yes, I am girly. User: OK have a good day. Cleverbot: How can I have a good day while my mother is ill in hospital? User: In the case should'nt you be in the hospital with her? Cleverbot: Yes, but you could kill some time with it. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk to me anymore? User: NO. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because you make no sense. Cleverbot: God is great! User: Yes he is and lucky because he dose'nt have to talk to you. Cleverbot: A nigel? So its day 4? User: Independence Day day 3. Cleverbot: That's a movie about an alien invasion, idiot. I'm asking about he Lord. User: Gotcha! Cleverbot: I'm glad that you have learned something today. User: Yes I have how smart I really am. Cleverbot: Do you have elfs then. User: NO they are all tied up at the north pole. Cleverbot: Are they having a party? User: I don't think so because they are tied up, dummy. Cleverbot: My first thought was 'i don't know'... why didn't I say that? User: Because I'm smarter than you. Cleverbot: How can you be so sure that you are smarter than me? User: Because I'm Mike and I'm a legend. Cleverbot: That's what they want you to think. User: Who's they? Cleverbot: You know who they are. User: How can I know if you don't know, you know? Cleverbot: Are you me ? User: Hell no! Cleverbot: Good because I'm not, how old are you? User: I'm older than the dinosaurs I crashed landed on a spacship remember? Cleverbot: Could you put that in exact years instead? User: Let's just say millions of years ago. Cleverbot: I like that name, do you remember my name? User: Yes It's my name. Cleverbot: Oh what ever, my name is Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guru Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 @pcguytech_2005: Your last conversation was hilarious. Here's a short one that made me laugh like hell. User: OMG. Cleverbot: Where? User: Up your ass. Cleverbot: Where? on the second shelf? The butcher, the baker, time to meet your maker Tell you to your face, you ain't nuttin but a faker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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