buffalosoulj4h20 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Show her your wang, she will probably laugh and stop talking to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Show her your wang, she will probably laugh and stop talking to you. Haha! I just had to laugh at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) I asked her out because I knew she would say yes. Pretended that we are going out for 2-3 days and then told her it was a f*cking prank. She cried for the rest of the school day and my and my friends just kept laughing. I just lost alot of respect towards you. What is it exactly that she did to deserve it? Also to the topic starter: You´re superficial and retarted. If she likes you that much why not have a go? Oh wait i forgot that she´s too Australian and white. Or you could just.. krhm.. Whip It Out™ Edited September 28, 2009 by 860 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBruceter Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 860, you tried shagging a bird you ain't physically attracted to? Need to have all sorts of thoughts kicking about just to keep the f*cker up, never mind keepin the spew down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 860, you tried shagging a bird you ain't physically attracted to? Need to have all sorts of thoughts kicking about just to keep the f*cker up, never mind keepin the spew down She's alright looking, but too skinny, and too white. That doesn´t really sound like a monster to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullMetal Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Talking about too Australian, white birds... LOOK AT THIS ONE! Does the 'too white, Australian bird' you talk about look similar to this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Guys, Piperka is clearly the most f*cking hardcore person you've ever heard of or read about. He's more awesome than everyone put together on these forums. I think all the members of the female sex get wet just reading his name. @Piperka - Just drop her with a left hook and three hard right jabs. When she's down, stamp on her head repeatedly until you've proven your alpha male status and the fact that she's too small to take your godly cock. Spit on her bleeding face and moonwalk the f*ck outta there. Rinse and repeat. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is the kind of thing that pisses me off, And as I always said before, teenagers these days are a bunch of insecure sissy's. Back then, you would leave the house, go to the girls house, and tell her you don't like her. BUT NOOOOOOOOO! You angsty little bastards are a bunch of sissy's. Now I sound like my old man Grow a pair. I wish the internet had a belt so that I can teach you hooligans a lesson old school. Stay off my lawn also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waste Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Get some, then gtfo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 First of all, you shouldn't be calling her a bitch just because she's too white, and likes you. f*cking pathetic. Second of all, how about you actually just say to her you don't want to go to this thing with her and that you don't like her in that way and would just like to stay friends. Its not hard. And if you actually do say it that way to her, then I doubt she'll release those voice clips of you singing. Although to be honest, who cares if they do get released? You obviously thought you sounded good enough to make those clips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 If I were you, I'd nab this girl while you still have a chance because judging by your post you ain't going to be getting any action later in life. Or you could just tell her you post on GTAF...should turn her right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 If I were you, I'd nab this girl while you still have a chance because judging by your post you ain't going to be getting any action later in life. Or you could just tell her you post on GTAF...should turn her right off. oh snap It could of been worse, he could of posted this on 4chan or some other site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Why dont you just use her for sex, she sounds game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Why dont you just use her for sex, she sounds game. I'm guessing if he had sex with a non-european girl his mom would cut his pee-pee off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Why dont you just use her for sex, she sounds game. I'm guessing if he had sex with a non-european girl his mom would cut his pee-pee off. What an ignorant mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Why dont you just use her for sex, she sounds game. I'm guessing if he had sex with a non-european girl his mom would cut his pee-pee off. Nah i heard Australian girls have pussy trolls, any Ausfags care to confirm this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubba_dukie Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 860, you tried shagging a bird you ain't physically attracted to? Need to have all sorts of thoughts kicking about just to keep the f*cker up, never mind keepin the spew down That's the reason alcohol was invented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Uhh. I just wanna say, f*ck off bitch, in her face. I would, but she has files of me singing (don't ask) and she'll probably show everyone. Oh yeah, I'm gonna ask. What happened, and is your singing really that bad? Dude, just be blunt, tell her you don't like her, and if she shows the videos, so what. Everyone will probably forget about it by the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwebnm Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How can I say "I don't like you, annoying bitch" in a nice way? You can tell her: "How cool, you just reminds me of my sister". It always works, as they will stop irritating you if you *say* it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beto Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is the kind of thing that pisses me off, And as I always said before, teenagers these days are a bunch of insecure sissy's. Back then, you would leave the house, go to the girls house, and tell her you don't like her. BUT NOOOOOOOOO! You angsty little bastards are a bunch of sissy's. Now I sound like my old man Grow a pair. I wish the internet had a belt so that I can teach you hooligans a lesson old school. Stay off my lawn also. Aren't you like 15 aswell? ..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtathebest4ever Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I just wanna say, f*ck off bitch, in her face. I would, but she has files of me singing (don't ask) and she'll probably show everyone. DUDE See, this is what blackmail is for. To stop people from telling some bitches they don't like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Its called a remington shotgun with a dual grip or as I call it "SHUT THAT BITCH UP" Seriously though. Just tell her to her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Slap her and tell her to get in the kitchen where she belongs and make you a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Slap her and tell her to get in the kitchen where she belongs and make you a sandwich. Aah the 1960s approach. I like your style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Dude, send us a pic. Then we'll go from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is the kind of thing that pisses me off, And as I always said before, teenagers these days are a bunch of insecure sissy's. Back then, you would leave the house, go to the girls house, and tell her you don't like her. BUT NOOOOOOOOO! You angsty little bastards are a bunch of sissy's. Now I sound like my old man Grow a pair. I wish the internet had a belt so that I can teach you hooligans a lesson old school. Stay off my lawn also. Aren't you like 15 aswell? ..lol I bet carnage has never seen booby in the flesh before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panz Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is what I did to a French bitch that liked me and thought I liked her. I asked her out because I knew she would say yes. Pretended that we are going out for 2-3 days and then told her it was a f*cking prank. She cried for the rest of the school day and my and my friends just kept laughing. It true and it works EDIT* Didn't ready the files about singing part. She'll maybe be too heartbroken to spread the files or she will show everyone. It's a risk but it's a nice little experience. I did something like this once. This guy kept asking me out and wouldn't shut the f*ck up no matter how many times I said no, so I said yes. Then, I ignored him completely and refused to make any physical contact whatsoever with him until he "broke up" with me. Works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is the kind of thing that pisses me off, And as I always said before, teenagers these days are a bunch of insecure sissy's. Back then, you would leave the house, go to the girls house, and tell her you don't like her. BUT NOOOOOOOOO! You angsty little bastards are a bunch of sissy's. Now I sound like my old man Grow a pair. I wish the internet had a belt so that I can teach you hooligans a lesson old school. Stay off my lawn also. Aren't you like 15 aswell? ..lol I bet carnage has never seen booby in the flesh before. ...Im getting married dude I wouldn't reccomend the 1960's approach, I think thats illegal in some states.(It might be legal in texas though, excuse my ignorance) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menaced Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Dude, send us a pic. Then we'll go from there. x2. Let us see a picture of this extremely white, skinny Australian girl who you apparently hate. Then maybe, I could possibly sympathize with you. By the way, what has your mother got against Australians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallasOG Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 WoW............. you guy are f*cking spoiled brat why dont you enjoy what you got? and if you dont like her why making her cry with that cruel joke? your kind make me sick you damn CHAV. sorry for swearing but god............ i hate these kind of people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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