macorules94 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This stupid bitch at school. I hate her, she's annoying. She's alright looking, but too skinny, and too white. I hate her. I can't stand her. She thinks I like her. She likes me. Once on msn, she said... "bla bla bla said that you liked me. Is that true?" What a lame way to ask me. So I said "lol. I want a European girlfriend." My mum would go psyco if I have an Australian girlfriend. So anyway. Now she's like, "Do you wanna go to the Royal Show with me?" ummm. wtf, didn't I tell her I don't like her that way? Uhh. I just wanna say, f*ck off bitch, in her face. I would, but she has files of me singing (don't ask) and she'll probably show everyone. How can I say "I don't like you, annoying bitch" in a nice way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Um.....I'm sorry man, but this is hilarious. I don't know what to say man, at all. Well I guess its either make her think you like her or have your singing showed everywhere, because even if you do tell nicely, she won't be pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guru Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is what I did to a French bitch that liked me and thought I liked her. I asked her out because I knew she would say yes. Pretended that we are going out for 2-3 days and then told her it was a f*cking prank. She cried for the rest of the school day and my and my friends just kept laughing. It true and it works EDIT* Didn't ready the files about singing part. She'll maybe be too heartbroken to spread the files or she will show everyone. It's a risk but it's a nice little experience. The butcher, the baker, time to meet your maker Tell you to your face, you ain't nuttin but a faker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 What's wrong with Australians? I love the accent on those Australian girls. Maybe you don't have a legitimate reason to hat her. Go out with her see how it turns out. Maybe you'll like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 but she has files of me singing (don't ask) and she'll probably show everyone. ... What else? She has nude pics of you too? On topic; just tell her, "Sorry, but I don't think this is going to work." It did the trick for me. But it also depends on how stubborn the girl is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Best thing to do is release your own video of yourself singing. It may be briefly embarrassing, but then she'll have nothing on you and you can tell her in any way you want. Besides, she'll then learn the true nature of your character and steer the f*ck clear. Like I'm coming here and giving remotely sensible advice, but that seems like something I'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 It's not you it's me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Who cares about you singing? Just say "I don't like you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeon Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is what I did to a French bitch that liked me and thought I liked her. I asked her out because I knew she would say yes. Pretended that we are going out for 2-3 days and then told her it was a f*cking prank. She cried for the rest of the school day and my and my friends just kept laughing. It true and it works EDIT* Didn't ready the files about singing part. She'll maybe be too heartbroken to spread the files or she will show everyone. It's a risk but it's a nice little experience. You can also not be a complete dickhead to her and just politely tell her you don't think a relationship would work out between the two of you. A lot less cruel and immature. And as for the singing clips, is there really any way she can hurt you with them? I doubt they could cause all that much trouble for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubba_dukie Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Looks like she has you by the balls and not in a good way. Let her down nicely, then send the bitch a virus over msn and wipe out all her files. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxk Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) I am so adding this in the funny moments topic!!! @OP: Try telling her that you're committed or may be that you have AIDS. That ought to give her something to think about!! Or try telling her that you just came out of a realationship and you are not in the heart to start another right now! Edited September 28, 2009 by dxk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I always check the age when I see topics like this...and then laugh. I'm on Twitch! Are you? Come say Hi. https://www.twitch.tv/priceyryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Punch Her in the Eye. That usually works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I always check the age when I see topics like this...and then laugh. x2. And dxk, you piss me off. This isn't even remotely funny compared to some stuff on GTAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxk Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 And dxk, you piss me off. This isn't even remotely funny compared to some stuff on GTAF. just wait until the funny people walk in to the this thread! I always check the age when I see topics like this...and then laugh. x2 as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgtavcs Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Ok here's what you must do... have sex with her, but secretly film it. Then tell her that it was just a one night stand followed by a "Dats how i roll bitcH!'. then when she goes to show everybody the film of you f*cking her. you can blackmail her. If shes anything like most of the aussie girls i know( i live in australia) , she will have sex with you at 15. So i hope this works out for you man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Why the f*ck do people come on here for their dumbass teenage relationship questions? Do you honestly expect to really get any serious answers? God damn, just go to some f*cking puberty website. It's already straight up obvious what you should do. Being a fifteen year old, you should know how to handle this situation in a mature, and proper way. It should also be expected that you don't go up on a gaming forum with your "this girl likes me" topic like a confused eleven year old. So go up to her and say "I do not like you. I am not sexually attracted to you in any way, shape, or form." If she shows of those files of you singing then so be it. Nothing that happens socially amongst a bunch of ignorant teens in high school will matter by the time you're an adult. Drunk Jesus water to wine Christ how the hell can you be older then me and not know this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) Just say to her "I have no feelings for you. If you show those files of me singing I wont care". If that doesn't work punch her in the f*cking head. Edited September 28, 2009 by Miamivicecity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 F*ck you. F*ck you and your luxury problems. Every other day, I read people whining about their f*cking luxury problems. At least for once, appreciate that you actually have annoying bitches hitting on you. Some of us never get anything like that! Yeah, tell her you can't dig her because she is Australian and thus, probably a criminal (you can really piss people off by describing them as a stereotype (also assume "Land Down Under" is their national anthem)). But still, grow some real problems. Like me. Who have to pass a seriously stupid course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 European girlfriend you say? Maybe we can come to some sort of an arrangement. How much you willing to pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullMetal Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I always check the age when I see topics like this...and then laugh. Yeah this is damn hilarious... god more topics like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcchachosa Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How the hell she got files you singing??? Its ridicolous for her doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsar_Smirnoff Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Everyone's basically nailed it on the head, if you don't like her just tell her up front "I'm sorry, but I don't like you." Don't worry if she releases tapes of you singing.....seriously, singing? I think there's something you're not telling us. Anyway, singing's nothing compared to most of the demented sh*t that get's posted on /b/. So you get laughed at a few days at school, f*ck 'em....trust me after graduation, you'll never see half of the assholes ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Tell her you have cancer. See if she has the balls to post the videos after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 "Do you wanna go to the Royal Show with me?" What are you, 15? owai-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullMetal Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Tell her you have cancer. See if she has the balls to post the videos after that. Nah aids would do the trick... she wouldn't show interest in you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is what I did to a French bitch that liked me and thought I liked her. I asked her out because I knew she would say yes. Pretended that we are going out for 2-3 days and then told her it was a f*cking prank. She cried for the rest of the school day and my and my friends just kept laughing. It true and it works You're a c*nt. OnTopic: Just be honest with her and tel her that you don't feel that way about her. So what if she has files of you singing, it can't be that embarassing; even if it is just laugh it off and be the first to laugh at it and bring it up after she "releases" them. The best way to avoid ridicule over little jokes like that is be seen to find them funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menaced Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I hate her [blah, blah] and too white. What type of reason is that to hate someone? I don't know, just tell her straight. @ The Guru: That's a pretty cruel thing to do, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guru Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ The Guru: That's a pretty cruel thing to do, man. That bitch deserved it. The butcher, the baker, time to meet your maker Tell you to your face, you ain't nuttin but a faker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBruceter Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 2 ways This one took a while to work with me.. You like someone else Still got pestered for a month but she eventually gave up or.. the belter Say your gay That will get her running ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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