Punk-in-Drublic Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I found a massive pile of videos in my dads wardrobe when I was a kid of some real hardcore German porno, you know the types, incredibly hot busty European women getting banged by doctors and firemen and sh*t with really crappy acting and storylines, the stuff was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Wow, you actually made first porno topic. And you linked the wrong post. I don't remember the name but I will tell the short story. i had a couple of friends come over to play some N64. My friend told me and my other friend to go and try out this website. He gave us the address and it turned out to be a Cheerleaders getting gangbanged porn website. At the time we didn't think it was porn since we never saw or learned about it. We all thought it was hot dogs and wiped cream. And this was all at the tender age of 8. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 It was something like 'Jamie loves Jeff' - blew my child-like mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Does Goddess Bunny count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 No, it certainly does not. Unless you've found an extra special version of it somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGModder Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I was trying to go to www.gamespot.com but apparently I typed "spot" wrong and it went to some porn site. Your story almost made me cry btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I first Bashed like a champion when I was 13 to a 'Nuts' Magazine....specifically to a little whore called 'Anna Taverner'. yep. And here she is, so you too can replicate my pre-pubescant gyrations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philster_12 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 the picture should be in the hotchick topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 No, it certainly does not. Unless you've found an extra special version of it somewhere. On a more srs note, the first porno I saw was probably one of my dad's not of him, you sick, sick people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt.slaughter Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I was trying to go to www.gamespot.com but apparently I typed "spot" wrong and it went to some porn site. Your story almost made me cry btw It would've made more sense if instead you abbreviated game to g. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 I was trying to go to www.gamespot.com but apparently I typed "spot" wrong and it went to some porn site. Your story almost made me cry btw It would've made more sense if instead you abbreviated game to g. Hmmm... that leads to a sex toy website. It seems interesting, I might check it out sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philster_12 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I was trying to go to www.gamespot.com but apparently I typed "spot" wrong and it went to some porn site. Your story almost made me cry btw It would've made more sense if instead you abbreviated game to g. Hmmm... that leads to a sex toy website. It seems interesting, I might check it out sometime. names of sites can be similar to pornsites sometime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancaster Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 my first porno was when i caught my bro watching porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I simply don't recall, twas but so long ago, now. I related before the days of scrambled cable signals, we would watch this Macrovision looking negative image flashing on screen and try to imagine it in the proper presentation, but many times it was just a pain. A friend of my dad's had a large collection of Playboys I remember, dating back to the first issue with Marilyn Monroe, I think, so over night, as we were sleeping in the living room area where he kept them, I looked most of them over! hahaha Didn't get much sleep that night! Oh, and since the Hot Chick topic is alluding me, a pic I had for that thread, I'll drop it here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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