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What was your first porno?


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Has anyone learned of porn through lemonparty?

Yes, that would be my first gay porno. I believe they were gilfs

Grandas I like to....

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Has anyone learned of porn through lemonparty?

Whats a Lemonparty?

Urban Dictionary:

2. The most pleasurable thing you will ever see!

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Has anyone learned of porn through lemonparty?

Whats a Lemonparty?

Urban Dictionary:

2. The most pleasurable thing you will ever see!

OK PAL, DEMON KING JUST SEND ME A PICTURE OF LEMON PARTY.. AND IT WAS F*CKING DISGUSTING mad.gif

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Has anyone learned of porn through lemonparty?

Whats a Lemonparty?

Urban Dictionary:

2. The most pleasurable thing you will ever see!

OK PAL, DEMON KING JUST SEND ME A PICTURE OF LEMON PARTY.. AND IT WAS F*CKING DISGUSTING mad.gif

Sorry... sad.gif

 

To make up for it someone should send you a picture of tubgirl! colgate.gif

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Has anyone learned of porn through lemonparty?

Whats a Lemonparty?

Urban Dictionary:

2. The most pleasurable thing you will ever see!

OK PAL, DEMON KING JUST SEND ME A PICTURE OF LEMON PARTY.. AND IT WAS F*CKING DISGUSTING mad.gif

Sorry... sad.gif

 

To make up for it someone should send you a picture of tubgirl! colgate.gif

nah its okay, it looked funny anyway biggrin.gif ....... BTW whats tubgirl?

 

Don't send me a PIC OK- just describe here!

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tubgirl is basically a picture of a woman laying on her back in a bathtub, almost in a headstand, and she is sh*tting a yellow arc of diarreha into her mouth....yeah. Just to finish up the Unholy Trinity of shock sites, don't forget the one and only Goatse! wink.gif

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tubgirl is basically a picture of a woman laying on her back in a bathtub, almost in a headstand, and she is sh*tting a yellow arc of diarreha into her mouth....yeah. Just to finish up the Unholy Trinity of shock sites, don't forget the one and only Goatse! wink.gif

Forgetting how disgusting it is, quite the acheivement too.

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In before the lock.

 

The first porn movie I've seen was awesome I think it was a vintage one, my DAD had it in his bedroom stash. 'Some Like It Hot' it was on VHS. I remember popping it in and fast-forwarding to the good parts skipping all the blabla biggrin.gif

That's when I experience my first orgasm which went all over the VCR because I was to close to the TV. So here I'm, all afraid from getting caught, trying to clean after myself. Because I knew my DAD would be home any minute. So, in a rush to get the damn tape out and put it back, the freaking tape gets jammed and is chewed up by the VCR. My Dad still brings up the tape every chance he gets just wondering what the hell happen to it tounge2.gif

 

I f*cking ruined the tape, but didn't get in trouble because I threw it away on my way to school. One night my Dad brings home this movie for us to watch and guess what? The VCR eat that one too, man was he pissed and I just grin because I knew it was my fault. That's the first time I see a VCR fly across the room. devil.gif

 

I think that was the most scariest and sticky situation, I ever got myself into when I was just a kid lol.gif

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My first porno predates vcrs and the internet.

 

After my grandfather died I found an 8mm porno while we were cleaning out the basement.

 

I smuggled it home.

 

Even though it had no sound it still was fun since it was viewed using a projector. So screw any moniter or tv size. I used to watch my first porn projected at about 8 feet wide

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My first porno predates vcrs and the internet.

 

After my grandfather died I found an 8mm porno while we were cleaning out the basement.

 

I smuggled it home.

 

Even though it had no sound it still was fun since it was viewed using a projector. So screw any moniter or tv size. I used to watch my first porn projected at about 8 feet wide

How bad was the quality?

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My first porno predates vcrs and the internet.

 

After my grandfather died I found an 8mm porno while we were cleaning out the basement.

 

I smuggled it home.

 

Even though it had no sound it still was fun since it was viewed using a projector. So screw any moniter or tv size. I used to watch my first porn projected at about 8 feet wide

How bad was the quality?

Depends on what you mean by 'quality' tounge.gif

 

The picture was totally fine and clear. Eventually there were a number of taped repairs.

 

The movie was actually pretty racy.

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Topic title: What was your first porno that you saw Cause' If any of you were in porn, I don't want to know about it!

I actually might become a pornstar one day. If I do I'll get a tattoo that says "XAF226 GTAForums" on one of my ass cheeks, just to let you know.

You aint big enough mate wink.gif. Mine was some crappy magazine page with a girl spreding her legs.

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I can't remember, really.

 

But I do remember when I finally realised how to use the internet at the age of 7 or 8 years old. I searched childish "rude" words such as "boobies" and "fanny" on Google Images and worked out how to turn off Safe Search.

 

However, I had no clue about my internet history and my sister soon found out what me and my friend had been searching for.

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Depends on what you mean by 'quality'  tounge.gif

 

The picture was totally fine and clear.   Eventually there were a number of taped repairs.

 

The movie was actually pretty racy.

I mean quality in every way possible.

 

Was it black and white?

 

Were the people ugly?

 

Where did the camera focus on?

 

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However, I had no clue about my internet history and my sister soon found out what me and my friend had been searching for.

I actually found out how to clear my history, cookies, and all that sh*t at the age of ten. I knew I was set for life. cool.gif

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Depends on what you mean by 'quality'  tounge.gif

 

The picture was totally fine and clear.   Eventually there were a number of taped repairs.

 

The movie was actually pretty racy.

I mean quality in every way possible.

 

Was it black and white?

 

Were the people ugly?

 

Where did the camera focus on?

 

Edit:

 

However, I had no clue about my internet history and my sister soon found out what me and my friend had been searching for.

I actually found out how to clear my history, cookies, and all that sh*t at the age of ten. I knew I was set for life. cool.gif

It was in color and as clear as any 8mm

 

As far as what the camera focused on - well id have to say evrything. All action was shown and all that.

 

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69er.com. Looked at pictures back when I was in the fourth grade, but there was this othertime where my friend secretly brought over a VHS that we watched on my TV when I was like 9 or 10. I wasn't phased by it, until I was older. tounge.gif.

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Well, I didn't really see a porno film in my first time, I just googled some stuff, and I randomly accessed some porno clips. So, yeah.

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Depends on what you mean by 'quality'  tounge.gif

 

The picture was totally fine and clear.   Eventually there were a number of taped repairs.

 

The movie was actually pretty racy.

I mean quality in every way possible.

 

Edit:

 

However, I had no clue about my internet history and my sister soon found out what me and my friend had been searching for.

I actually found out how to clear my history, cookies, and all that sh*t at the age of ten. I knew I was set for life. cool.gif

You do know all that sentence does is make you sound like a fat ugly pervert confused.gif

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I barery remember my first porno, but: I was on some kind of abandoned place with my mother and father and more people moving some stuff, I was around 6-8. While they were moving the stuff, I found a porno comic on the floor. There was a guy f*cking a girl but I had no idea what they were doing so I kept watching. Then, my father came and said "What are you reading?" he got an eye on the comic, he said with a slight smile on his face "Only chavs and stupid people watch these things" and I was like "ok...". After a year or so I started realizing what they are doing, sometimes when my family was watching a movie and a sex scene would come, they switched channel but I saw some bits of that. And around the age of 10 I believe I saw my first "real" porno pictures because I was too afraid of getting cought by getting videos, there were no PornTube's at that time, you had to download clips and the d/l speed was very slow. So yea. tounge.gif

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I made it with my PS3 camera.

 

Good times.

I could market that if you send me a copy. icon14.gif

Its already on the net, its up to you to find it!

 

 

lol

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I made it with my PS3 camera.

 

Good times.

I could market that if you send me a copy. icon14.gif

Its already on the net, its up to you to find it!

 

 

lol

f*ck! You promised me you wouldn't put it on the internet!

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I made it with my PS3 camera.

 

Good times.

I could market that if you send me a copy. icon14.gif

Its already on the net, its up to you to find it!

 

 

lol

f*ck! You promised me you wouldn't put it on the internet!

I promise a lot of people a lot of things.

 

 

 

 

Mwuahahahaha!

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