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Where does the babies come from?


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I never asked... but my parents made me watch a video they got at a library when I was in 5th grade.

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@XAF: TOO MUCH DETAILS!  mercie_blink.gif

If anything, there is not enough detail to describe how I felt.

My sympathies? lol.gifcookie.gif

@King: my mom tells baby stories like that. She starts off "when you were inside me..." suicidal.gif . Sounds so wrong. Now, I can't look at my mom like I used to when I was 12.

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The Unvirginiser

I got the whole graphic story. Cum soaked pores, female squirting orgasms, ejaculation, genital warts, bukkae...

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I never had that conversation with either of my parents. I think I found the answer on TV or a movie or something. And all the rest concerning sex I learned from porn. Hm.

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I thought that girls get pregnant randomly at a certain age and my parents didn't tell me otherwise, so that was a kind of explanation itself, i guess tounge.gif

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I never asked, it was just a case of me watching an advert about erection problems and asking what an erection was, thats when the whole "birds and the bees" lecture come into play, even though I knew about sex and reproduction anyway.

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I found out the hard way, the day the doctor smacked me in my ass. "It's a boy" sneaky2.gif

 

Nah I found out one night when I couldn't sleep and my Pops was watching this movie "The Blue Lagoon"

I watched until he got up off the couch and caught me staring. "What are you doing up?" "Go back to sleep"

"You are not old enough to be watching this kind of stuff" lol.gif

 

I also took a sex education class back in middle school where it was pretty detail, we saw this explicit film about the insides of a women while having intercourse. We also saw a documentary film about car accidents that same day. lol.gif

 

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I learned about it at an early age in primary school from other kids, quite some time before the sex education class in year 6. Whenever my parents have ever tried to tell me anything regarding sex i have hurriedly responded with "I already know all that stuff!" so as not to undergo the immense embarrassment of having to sit through such a discussion.

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I learned it from a book. A kids book that illustrates everything with machines. Didn't use the word "sex" anywhere. My brother and sister asked from time to time but they never gave an explanation. "They have to love each other in a special way." "Boys and girls just have different parts."

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I dont remeber my age but sarcastic:

 

"They come out assholes and pissholes"

 

But me typically known as bastard knew it was a joke.

Later I learned it from biology books and teacher.

Quite funny back in the old days.

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Nah I found out one night when I couldn't sleep and my Pops was watching this movie "The Blue Lagoon"

I watched until he got up off the couch and caught me staring. "What are you doing up?" "Go back to sleep"

"You are not old enough to be watching this kind of stuff" lol.gif

night?

Blue Lagoon gets aired almost every week in afternoons around here

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Nah I found out one night when I couldn't sleep and my Pops was watching this movie "The Blue Lagoon"

I watched until he got up off the couch and caught me staring. "What are you doing up?" "Go back to sleep"

"You are not old enough to be watching this kind of stuff" lol.gif

night?

Blue Lagoon gets aired almost every week in afternoons around here

Jeez, man but you are from Brazil inlove.gif

You guys have the news in the nude and the babes wear basically nothing in the beaches.

Here we have all this censorship and crap compare to your country. When I was a kid and I saw that movie I mentioned, it was on HBO and at the time it was the only premium cable channel we had at home. HBO only ran R rated movies after 8:00PM.

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My Parents said they prayed to God to have a child biggrin.gif -6yo

 

i Learned Much about it in a Movie where they have sex and soon in the later part she got pregnant sigh.gif

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Nah I found out one night when I couldn't sleep and my Pops was watching this movie "The Blue Lagoon"

I watched until he got up off the couch and caught me staring. "What are you doing up?" "Go back to sleep"

"You are not old enough to be watching this kind of stuff" lol.gif

night?

Blue Lagoon gets aired almost every week in afternoons around here

Jeez, man but you are from Brazil inlove.gif

You guys have the news in the nude and the babes wear basically nothing in the beaches.

Here we have all this censorship and crap compare to your country. When I was a kid and I saw that movie I mentioned, it was on HBO and at the time it was the only premium cable channel we had at home. HBO only ran R rated movies after 8:00PM.

that's right that Brazillian TV is pretty f*cked up, but not the perverted way (there are very few porn movies aired in open TV), I mentioned Blue Lagoon bcoz of how old it is, and how people in TV Globo has no creativity to choose movies, and movies there are mutilated as hell! rampage_ani.gif I once watched a movie at TV that ended after 40 minutes! icon13.gif

 

and nude news is not here cryani.gifcryani.gif

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I used to think a baby came from a woman's asshole. Then at the age of eight during the summer of '03... it happened. I walked down my block to a friends house at about 11:00 during August. As I slowly walked up the steps with a naive wide smile along my face, I noticed the door was already open. At the time most of my friends were twelve-fourteen year old regular teenagers. So I just walked it and most of my friends were already there. As I was one of the few young ones, I was told to go and stay upstairs. I asked why? One replied "Were doing something only for teenagers." So as I waited for an hour I was becoming eager to know what they were doing. I walked downstairs and one of my friends noticed that I was coming down. "What do you think we are doing right now?" he said. I replied "You're watching a man and a woman kiss." He somehow mistook that for "You're watching a woman and another woman having sex." I had a smile on my face that day thinking that I could have some fun playing a game.

 

I was wrong.

 

As I walked down the stairs, I heard a strange "screaming" sound. Unlike any other I have heard before and I suddenly felt anxiety thrown upon me. Stopping for a second thinking about what it could be, I came to the conclusion it was just a horror movie. Then I quickly went down the steps. I was facing the front door. Then I was facing the couch. Then I saw a nice sleek television. It seemed to be a nice TV at the time when HDTVs were not as common as they are now. A clean glossy reflection gave off a fresh feeling in the room. But that was not the first thing I noticed. As I believed it was a horror movie I expected the usual. I did see horror, but not in a horror movie. It was a lesbian. Quickly thrusting her tongue down what seemed to be, an odd looking mouth. But this mouth was special... it had what I thought were some type of gills. It seemed a light red in color and looked more like a mutant mouth. I felt nauseous and at the same time, curious. My mind could not comprehend what I was seeing, but it was disgusting. I kept watching and the camera started zooming out. This "mutant mouth" seemed to be located between a woman's legs. I always thought instead of a penis, a woman had nothing there but regular skin. The eerie feeling I had is too much to describe. Then a naked man came by, and the women both were throwing there tongues all over the man's penis. It was too much for me to take, so I went too lay down on the couch. As I was lay across the couch, staring at the ceiling, I glanced over and noticed something two of my friends were doing.

 

This changed my view of the world.

 

My two friends, both of them. The way I felt. These memories of horror were stuck in my head. I was speechless. As I was only looking at the TV, I hadn't notice them. They had both of their penises out. They had one hand wrapped around their own penis. Their hands were moving up and down, then I noticed an odd fluid coming out one of my friends penis. Could I take any more? It seemed not. But then I saw something else on the TV. The naked man I saw before had his penis stuck inside the "mutant mouth". Thrusting in and out with the odd fluid flowing all over his penis. He suddenly removed his penis from this "mutant mouth" and pour his fluid all over the woman. I asked "What is this?". One replied "It's how babies are born". I then left and for two months, my mind was messed up. Nightmares every time I went to sleep, experiencing the horrible incident, over and over again. cryani.gif

To much fu*king info! But good story. cookie.gif

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They told me straight-up when I was about four. I don't think I could have respected them in later life if they'd come up with some trash about storks and f*cking pixie dust.

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Nah I found out one night when I couldn't sleep and my Pops was watching this movie "The Blue Lagoon"

I watched until he got up off the couch and caught me staring. "What are you doing up?" "Go back to sleep"

"You are not old enough to be watching this kind of stuff" lol.gif

night?

Blue Lagoon gets aired almost every week in afternoons around here

Jeez, man but you are from Brazil inlove.gif

You guys have the news in the nude and the babes wear basically nothing in the beaches.

Here we have all this censorship and crap compare to your country. When I was a kid and I saw that movie I mentioned, it was on HBO and at the time it was the only premium cable channel we had at home. HBO only ran R rated movies after 8:00PM.

that's right that Brazillian TV is pretty f*cked up, but not the perverted way (there are very few porn movies aired in open TV), I mentioned Blue Lagoon bcoz of how old it is, and how people in TV Globo has no creativity to choose movies, and movies there are mutilated as hell! rampage_ani.gif I once watched a movie at TV that ended after 40 minutes! icon13.gif

 

and nude news is not here cryani.gifcryani.gif

Hmmm, I always figured it was Brazil who had the news in the nude? You see that's why I love these forums you learn something new everyday. tounge2.gif

 

Back on topic, To be honest when I was like 6 years old. I always figure babies were delivered by the mailman.

It made perfect sense the milkman with his milk, the UPS guy with his packages. Everyone who came to the house brought something with them. So, I figured that's how I was born, I remember my Mom telling me once at that age, that i was delivered at 8:45AM (<----Mailman wink.gif )

A child's imagination is amazing suicidal.gif

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and nude news is not here cryani.gif  cryani.gif

Hmmm, I always figured it was Brazil who had the news in the nude? You see that's why I love these forums you learn something new everyday. tounge2.gif

nope, that's somewhere in Europe, I think

 

and people here in Brazil is not as perverted and beach-rats as everyone thinks....

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I learned in school like many of you. But knowing my dad, i'm surprised he didn't do this to me:

 

 

Calvin: Dad, how do people make babies?

Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.

Calvin: I came from Sears??

Dad: No, you were a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.

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smile.gif I was hatched, so I didn't have to ask questions.

But don't you still need to ask where the egg came out and how it was created in the first place rolleyes.gif ?

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When I was little, I always thought babies came from the mother's ass. Then I took health class and everything made sense to me. monocle.gif

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I never asked my parents because it would feel to weird. I learned in religion class that God made me. biggrin.gif I feel special.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though I did learn that in school, I already knew that babies came from the female vagina, and also knew about sex since the age of 8 because of seeing my first porno.

 

If you waqnt to know about the porno someone make a topic about what was your first porno. biggrin.gif

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If you waqnt to know about the porno someone make a topic about what was your first porno. biggrin.gif

I could see something like that getting locked.

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I believed all that sh*t about Stork, Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus, but the last 2 were just to continue getting gifts and money devil.gif

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My mom said that only the first tooth would give me money, and I was so f*cking happy when I woke up that day and there was a 1 REAL (!) bill under my pillow.

 

I think I learned about the babies from my friends, my parents never told me anything related to it and I never asked too.

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smile.gif I was hatched, so I didn't have to ask questions.

But don't you still need to ask where the egg came out and how it was created in the first place rolleyes.gif ?

Eggs come from the Super Wal-Mart...DUUUUH! Everyone f*ckin knows that!

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If you want to know about the porno someone make a topic about what was your first porno. biggrin.gif

I could see something like that getting locked.

Well there is one topic about porn stars enjoying sex or not and another topic about who is your favorite porn star. But yeah it would most likely get locked.

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My pervert cousin told me when I was about 6 so when I started 1st grade I pretty much knew everything. I don't think my parents will bother tell since they know I know everything.

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