Where does the babies come from?

[SanAndreasManiac]

when you are were a kid, probably you asked this to your parents:

Where does the babies come from?

what was your parents answer? was it funny? sarcastical? involved storks?

[:.LJNsucked.:]

I wasn't a curious child, so I didn't ask until 13, so they told me straight up where babies come from

[Girish]

From a woman's vagina.

 

Yup, that's what I mom said. She half expected me to ask what a vagina was, but me being the bastard that I'm, already knew what it was. If I recall correctly, I was 11 at the time.

[Fnorg]

We haven't had the talk yet. Until I was maybe nine, I thought babies came from buttsex. Then I realized women have vaginas.

 

Thirteen? Really? ahahaha

[Andyzoot]

The orphanage. I was an orphan so it kind of made sense to me. Then when I was 16 I found out the real reason.

[Chunk]

My parents didn't tell me anything about it. I just found out from some older kids around my estate and our elderly Science teacher.

Edited September 27, 2009 by Chunk

[Panz]

I never asked my parents. We learned in health class in 5th grade, but most of us knew years before that.

[sgt.slaughter]

I didn't ask anyone,I just already knew.Maybe it was because my friends like to talk trash ...

[buffalosoulj4h20]

Jamaican parents don't give a sh*t. I was three, my pops said I came out of a woman's pussy.

[:.LJNsucked.:]

Jamaican parents don't give a sh*t. I was three, my pops said I came out of a woman's pussy.

Well, that's... nice.

[chris]

At age 9 i asked where babies come from so my dad explained that the stork brings them to us, a little confused i responded with "Well who f*cks the stork?"

 

Nah i really cant remember to be honest, i knew what a clit was when i was younger, i was a bit more grown up then some others lol.

[Killer783]

My parents told me when I was eight.I knew everything since four.

[livejoker]

My parents never talked to me about this, it was just too awkward.

They left it up to the school and internet.

[Ats.]

My parents told me everything about it when I was little, 7-8 yrs old.

[Max]

I remember it like it was yesterday. I was about 5, my dad just pointed to his balls and said, with a grin on his face, 'You came from here!'

 

No mystery, no bullsh*t, no innocence, just the way I'll raise my kids.

 

Father Christmas is a fat Drunk who beats his wife.

The tooth fairy touches you while you sleep and grinds up your milky white teeth to cut cocaine with.

Babies start their journey in the scrotum.

Colourful Kids programs are the result of all night Acid Binges and child abuse.

And Bagpuss isn't f*cking real.

 

ta daa!

[ilya]

Edit: Ah sh*t, he did it better.

Edited September 27, 2009 by Supreme.

[Vive La France]

I googled it.

[DemonKing]

I never got told sh*t as a child, So I assumed they came out of a womans arse when she went for a sh*t.

 

Yeah weird huh. Well up until I was introduced to Sex ed class.

[bobgtafan]

I was 9 and out of nowhere my dad tells me and my brothers babys come out of a womans pussy....I had always thought they came out the ass for some reason...

[Menaced]

At the age of around 7 years old, I used to think babies came out of the belly buttons of women. The internet soon taught me how wrong I was - but I was pretty close!

[ObsydianRaven]

When was little I used to think that babies came out of there mother's mouth, but I learned otherwise at the age of 10.

[livejoker]

When was little I used to think that babies came out of there mother's mouth, but I learned otherwise at the age of 10.

And their mouths would open up like the "zombies" in Blade?

[Mr.Mister]

I never actually asked because I always knew where they come from

[LanceVanceDance07]

My parents didn't tell me a goddamned thing, I had to learn from school, then the internet, then porn films.

[XAF226]

I used to think a baby came from a woman's asshole. Then at the age of eight during the summer of '03... it happened. I walked down my block to a friends house at about 11:00 during August. As I slowly walked up the steps with a naive wide smile along my face, I noticed the door was already open. At the time most of my friends were twelve-fourteen year old regular teenagers. So I just walked it and most of my friends were already there. As I was one of the few young ones, I was told to go and stay upstairs. I asked why? One replied "Were doing something only for teenagers." So as I waited for an hour I was becoming eager to know what they were doing. I walked downstairs and one of my friends noticed that I was coming down. "What do you think we are doing right now?" he said. I replied "You're watching a man and a woman kiss." He somehow mistook that for "You're watching a woman and another woman having sex." I had a smile on my face that day thinking that I could have some fun playing a game.

 

I was wrong.

 

As I walked down the stairs, I heard a strange "screaming" sound. Unlike any other I have heard before and I suddenly felt anxiety thrown upon me. Stopping for a second thinking about what it could be, I came to the conclusion it was just a horror movie. Then I quickly went down the steps. I was facing the front door. Then I was facing the couch. Then I saw a nice sleek television. It seemed to be a nice TV at the time when HDTVs were not as common as they are now. A clean glossy reflection gave off a fresh feeling in the room. But that was not the first thing I noticed. As I believed it was a horror movie I expected the usual. I did see horror, but not in a horror movie. It was a lesbian. Quickly thrusting her tongue down what seemed to be, an odd looking mouth. But this mouth was special... it had what I thought were some type of gills. It seemed a light red in color and looked more like a mutant mouth. I felt nauseous and at the same time, curious. My mind could not comprehend what I was seeing, but it was disgusting. I kept watching and the camera started zooming out. This "mutant mouth" seemed to be located between a woman's legs. I always thought instead of a penis, a woman had nothing there but regular skin. The eerie feeling I had is too much to describe. Then a naked man came by, and the women both were throwing there tongues all over the man's penis. It was too much for me to take, so I went too lay down on the couch. As I was lay across the couch, staring at the ceiling, I glanced over and noticed something two of my friends were doing.

 

This changed my view of the world.

 

My two friends, both of them. The way I felt. These memories of horror were stuck in my head. I was speechless. As I was only looking at the TV, I hadn't notice them. They had both of their penises out. They had one hand wrapped around their own penis. Their hands were moving up and down, then I noticed an odd fluid coming out one of my friends penis. Could I take any more? It seemed not. But then I saw something else on the TV. The naked man I saw before had his penis stuck inside the "mutant mouth". Thrusting in and out with the odd fluid flowing all over his penis. He suddenly removed his penis from this "mutant mouth" and pour his fluid all over the woman. I asked "What is this?". One replied "It's how babies are born". I then left and for two months, my mind was messed up. Nightmares every time I went to sleep, experiencing the horrible incident, over and over again.

[livejoker]

 

My parents didn't tell me a goddamned thing, I had to learn from school, then the internet, then porn films.

Like everyone else, right?

It's way too awkward having that talk with your parents. Thank god for 4Chan, RedTube and Discovery Channel.

 

@XAF: TOO MUCH DETAILS!

Edited September 27, 2009 by livejoker

[General Goose]

*SNIP*

Wow, that's deep.

 

I remember my dad telling me that babies come out of the woman's private area, and already knew about sex at the time, but not in much detail.

[XAF226]

@XAF: TOO MUCH DETAILS!

If anything, there is not enough detail to describe how I felt.

[BigAmericanTitties]

my mom told me when i was 10. most disturbing thing ever for me at the time.

[SanAndreasManiac]

I forgot to say my own experience:

well, my parents didn't told me a thing too, I believe they would feel unconfortable talking this to me, so I just discovered it all watching TV (didn't used Internet at that time), and until around 12 I faked then that I believed all that sh*t about Stork, Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus, but the last 2 were just to continue getting gifts and money