GTA Lost and Damned Glitches

[GTAMASTERXXI]

this will just be mostly about glitches u know from gta lost and damned u can post any glitch u know

[GTAMASTERXXI]

well we all know that wen u beat the game u cant go back in the club house witch is very anoying and this glitch will get u in to the clubhouse but the only way out is to kill yourself. so get a helicopter and fly to the club house and land on the roof and walk close to the ledge on the building untill u come to a part were it says click Left bumper to watch tv click it and u will be listning to a tv but wont see it then wen u click the button to close out of the tv u will spawn in the club house and u can play pool queebed watch tv use the computer and do stuff with all of the other people in the clubhouse

[livejoker]

Cookies for making a double-post in 6 minutes apart from each other.

Also for loving Selena Gomez.

[KGBeast]

Once I rammed my bike into the back of an SUV, I fell off, slid under it and then shot up into the sky about 20-30 feet.

[OGLuke]

Don't know if this is a glitch but, during gangwars if the cops do get alerted, the stars will never go higher then 3. But if you kill enough cops say 200 or so, then Noose and F.I.B will come out to play with you.

 

This is how the wanted system should work in GTA4.

[GTAMASTERXXI]

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Also for loving Selena Gomez.

thanks dude lol and she is amazingly hot

[GTA_dog]

Cookies for making a double-post in 6 minutes apart from each other.

Also for loving Selena Gomez.   

thanks dude lol and she is amazingly hot

One obsessing over a person on Disney makes one an immature middle schooler... or an ugly girl that loves talking about Disney.

[GTAMASTERXXI]

Cookies for making a double-post in 6 minutes apart from each other.

Also for loving Selena Gomez.   

thanks dude lol and she is amazingly hot

One obsessing over a person on Disney makes one an immature middle schooler... or an ugly girl that loves talking about Disney.

ummmm no im in highschool and she is just amzingly hot u f*cking retarded douche bag

[Schweppez]

I agree, Selena Gomez is a fine piece of ass. She looks alot like Eva Angelina, just younger. It's like they are sisters. Of course, she's probably not a nasty skank like Eva.

 

Anyways, I only know about 1 glitch in TLAD. Its where you fall through a hole in the ground. You can even drive motorbikes through it, and you just fall and fall until you respawn back on the street. Heres a snap map. http://www.gta4.net/map/?lat=43.1103515625...lng=51.50390625

Its not a visible hole, its just a part of the ground you can fall through, its near some trees and a corner of a building, just keep walking around exactly where i put the marker and you'll find it. If you can't find it, add me. My gamertag is Schweppez

Edited October 10, 2009 by Schweppez

[Killerkevbua]

Cookies for making a double-post in 6 minutes apart from each other.

Also for loving Selena Gomez.   

thanks dude lol and she is amazingly hot

One obsessing over a person on Disney makes one an immature middle schooler... or an ugly girl that loves talking about Disney.

ummmm no im in highschool and she is just amzingly hot u f*cking retarded douche bag

Lolwut.

 

 

I know a glitch! After you complete Stubbs' missions, and you do over 20 gang wars and just sat on your ass in game you can't continue.

[Magic_Al]

Pool seems glitchier in TLAD than in IV, probably because there are more people standing around.

 

Looks like I'm too old for Selena Gomez. Back in my day we called that Danica McKellar. Purity rings hadn't been invented yet because people still thought hypocrisy was a bad thing.

[blahblah1212]

Cookies for making a double-post in 6 minutes apart from each other.

Also for loving Selena Gomez.   

thanks dude lol and she is amazingly hot

One obsessing over a person on Disney makes one an immature middle schooler... or an ugly girl that loves talking about Disney.

ummmm no im in highschool and she is just amzingly hot u f*cking retarded douche bag

Highschoolers usually have an IQ over 50 though...

 

PS: It red-underlined "highschoolers" and gave me the option of "preschoolers", a sign?

[moparornocar_08]

Has anyone else had a problem with bikes disappearing from their parking spaces for no reason at all?

[simonp92]

Has anyone else had a problem with bikes disappearing from their parking spaces for no reason at all?

Do you have more than two bikes at your space??

 

Because my experience tells me that if you park more that two Cars or bikes all but two will dissapear.

[nikoklebitz]

 

Cookies for making a double-post in 6 minutes apart from each other.

Also for loving Selena Gomez.   

thanks dude lol and she is amazingly hot

One obsessing over a person on Disney makes one an immature middle schooler... or an ugly girl that loves talking about Disney.

ummmm no im in highschool and she is just amzingly hot u f*cking retarded douche bag

Highschoolers usually have an IQ over 50 though...

 

PS: It red-underlined "highschoolers" and gave me the option of "preschoolers", a sign?

off-topic:last time i check it was GTAforum not dinseyforum so stay on topic

on-topic:i know about the glitch in buyer's market where niko is in the hall with an ak.

Edited December 24, 2009 by nikoklebitz

[On2wheels]

PC version, Buyers Market mission (I think), on your way out, you can fall thru the floor from the 2nd floor down to the first near the door, and all the textures outside are missing but cops still shoot and damage you. I went back up to the 2nd then down the stairs and finished the mission.

[syrdax]

Air hockey: sometimes the puck stays stuck in the "upper" border because the other player can't hit, the other player starts to shake his hand unable to hit the puck. Sometimes the only way to unstuck this is by reducing the FPS (I play at 30-50) to around 10 -_-

[Wolfmight]

I shot and killed 2 gang members off a bike - only to have one of them flying miles into the sky.

Boom, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

[Wolfmight]

 

well we all know that wen u beat the game u cant go back in the club house witch is very anoying and this glitch will get u in to the clubhouse but the only way out is to kill yourself. so get a helicopter and fly to the club house and land on the roof and walk close to the ledge on the building untill u come to a part were it says click Left bumper to watch tv click it and u will be listning to a tv but wont see it then wen u click the button to close out of the tv u will spawn in the club house and u can play pool queebed watch tv use the computer and do stuff with all of the other people in the clubhouse

this work in the PS3/PC versions of Episodes from Liberty City?

 

edit: I tried and so far can't get it to work on the PS3 Episodes from Liberty City version.

(you can still hear the music playing inside the building and it doesn't even look at all "burned" down rather than just locked up. Psh, those damn doors would have been ash-wtf)

 

as for other glitches -

 

During the mission "Action/Reaction" when I got to the point of going inside the Angel's club, the final gang member spawned outside of the wall and I couldn't finish the mission without suicide. 2nd try played through ok.

 

 

Edited April 21, 2010 by Wolfmight

[ric-013]

hi,

here's some glitches done in GTA TLAD...however, most glitches that were working on gta 4 ( original version ) also works on TLAD and TBoGT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: thoses are " climb and cancel " glitches done on ps3. press square to climb bike and quickly cancel your climb by pressing triangle. ( read the video description for more info's. )

 

here's some tips :

 

- the spot where its done is very important, this trick dosnt work everywhere.

 

- when you park ur bike or car , make sure you have just enuff space to actually climb it..cuz when ur too close your character will just jump over it.

 

- if you never done any climb / cancel glitch before... here's the perfect practice spot :

 

its most probably the easiest climb / cancel spot in the game and it works on all versions ( original , TLAD and TBoGT ) .

 

 

for more glitch video's visit my youtube channel :

 

MrRic013 channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrRic013

 

[Rushki]

Does anybody have problems with the "Perestroika" ? I'm sitting down on the table, the show beginn. It's loading... but suddenly, all peds are standing on tables or stairs and the show is over.

[danjodan]

hi,

here's some glitches done in GTA TLAD...however, most glitches that were working on gta 4 ( original version ) also works on TLAD and TBoGT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: thoses are " climb and cancel " glitches done on ps3. press square to climb bike and quickly cancel your climb by pressing triangle. ( read the video description for more info's. )

 

here's some tips :

 

- the spot where its done is very important, this trick dosnt work everywhere.

 

- when you park ur bike or car , make sure you have just enuff space to actually climb it..cuz when ur too close your character will just jump over it.

 

- if you never done any climb / cancel glitch before... here's the perfect practice spot :

 

its most probably the easiest climb / cancel spot in the game and it works on all versions ( original , TLAD and TBoGT ) .

 

 

for more glitch video's visit my youtube channel :

 

MrRic013 channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrRic013

 

Why does the guy who makes those vids always insist on shooting the door before glitching in it?

[Cardin]

Xbox 360

When you have to chase lawyer in task that one of the random people gives at the end of the task jhonny goes to drivers car window to speak i only saw the driver but not jhonny when the task is complete jhonny is on top of the signboard.

Edited December 18, 2011 by Cardin

[100mL]

Has anyone else had a problem with bikes disappearing from their parking spaces for no reason at all?

Do you have more than two bikes at your space??

 

Because my experience tells me that if you park more that two Cars or bikes all but two will dissapear.

Three...each parking space will save 3 vehicles. 3 bikes; 2 bikes, 1 car; 1 bike, 2 cars; ect.

 

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the character animation glitch when going in reverse on a motorcycle. Niko/Johnny will raise their elbow as if they were in a car looking behind.

[mawerick_mc]

Air hockey: sometimes the puck stays stuck in the "upper" border because the other player can't hit, the other player starts to shake his hand unable to hit the puck. Sometimes the only way to unstuck this is by reducing the FPS (I play at 30-50) to around 10 -_-

what you need, is to enable VSync, otherwise (at least in my case) it is practically unplayable

[jlamay]

Johnny, Clay and Terry, are going to the Strip Club. When Johnny gets to the spot their waiting for him at on their bikes, they disapeared! All the way to the Strip Club neither bikers respawned. I thought they might, but they never did. Even when they got to the Club they went inside still invisible! Only the arrow is pointed over them. A stripper asked Johnny if he wanted a lap dance. Which he accepted. After Johnny came out the two biker guys he is with finally resprawned!!

Has anyone else had this happen?

 

I don't know what happen. That's the first time it's happen on me. I'm on PS 3.

[CassiusDio]

The male idea is that they got annoyed with waiting and headed to the strip club before Johnny. When you got there, they were busy 'enjoying' themselves and enjoyed a post act drink when you finally showed up after your dance.

 

As for a technical explanation for this glitch, I don't know.

[bat123man]

I have 49 of 50 seagulls. The one I am missing is beside the toll booths on Charge Island. I know, because I used a guide and shot them in order. When I arrived at the toll booth, no seagull. I completed the others and came back, still no seagull. I saved, rebooted, etc. yadda yadda. Nada. Then I bought an RPG and blasted the exact spot numerous times. I searched all over just in case it may have moved, but no dice. Finally, I got frustrated and loaded an old save (unfortunately, very old), drove directly to the toll booth, and there it was. <sigh>.

 

It was the only thing keeping me from getting 100%, and now am back at 56%. Ah well, at least the game is great fun. But was definitely a glitch on my PC Steam-purchased version.

 

DD.

[XxSea12HawksxX]

Love how a thread on glitches turned into a discussion about Selena Gomez. WTF?!

 

Here's a glitch, after you kill 41 of the Seagulls and then save your game. When you come back to pick up where you left off, it'll tell you you have more Seagulls left to kill than you actually should. Happened to me more than once. So f*ck getting the Seagulls. 'Nuff said!

[dr00gy]

On my Xbox 360 version, whenever I ring Elizabeta & her answer machine answers, the subtitles display text but there's no audio of the text. I've tried it multiple times & each time it stays silent.

 

I also noticed that the bar area in the clubhouse glitches out a sh*t-tonne whenever I walk into the barman (or whoever is behind the bar). It causes all the entities around & on the bar to spaz out. At one point, the cushion of a bar stool was just floating & following the exact movements of the barman.