Guns N R0se Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ok, basically I'm a Junior in high school and I've only been to 1 school dance and thought it was boring, so I haven't gone again. Anyway, this year my best friend wants me to go so I figure I might. But I need to know how to dance. Fast and slow, tbh I'm more worried about fast, cuz slow I can just do what everyone else does. So, oh wise gta forums, teach me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 You need to ask lega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Oh man i wish i could help you but god damn i am awfull at dancing, i can bust out some Michael Jackson like moves but they have no place on the crowded dancefloors i usually visit. Just get drunk and let the alchohol decide for you, thats what i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussiebushmatt Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 When fast dancing, nothing beats the hustle. Seriously. You could also try doing the robot; it's a floor-stealer. Or, if you're skilled enough you could bust out my patented Robot Hustle™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Well you aren't going to be doing the Waltz or some sh*t when you dance 'fast'. I'm pretty sure its just going to be a song on that's got a decent beat and everyone is going to be dancing however they want to. You know girls and boys bumping and grinding on each other, then just the rest of the kids dancing together but not actually dry humping each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'm not much of a dancer either, but I learned that the more you move your arms, the more you look like an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Well, my friend said I could come over to her house and she would teach me haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Dude if thats not an opportunity to mess around with her boobies then i dont know what is. If she asked you to go to the dance and wants you to go to her house to 'teach you how to dance' then i can say that i honestly believe you could get some. Smooth moves is key to getting out of the friend zone and getting her out her underwear, go for gold my son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Dude if thats not an opportunity to mess around with her boobies then i dont know what is. If she asked you to go to the dance and wants you to go to her house to 'teach you how to dance' then i can say that i honestly believe you could get some. Smooth moves is key to getting out of the friend zone and getting her out her underwear, go for gold my son. Should I mention this is my ex gf who is now my best friend? lol...and her parents will be there. her parents are soooo overprotective it's not even funny. Seriously, I'm not gonna "make any moves". I'm just going to have fun and hang out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) Well, my friend said I could come over to her house and she would teach me haha Is she hot or ugly? If she's hot, f*cking close the deal, get in there. EDIT: Nevermind, I read the previous post...unless you bring her to your house Another tip, just loosen up, have a good time. Edited September 24, 2009 by LanceVanceDance07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Well, my friend said I could come over to her house and she would teach me haha Is she hot or ugly? If she's hot, f*cking close the deal, get in there. Another tip, just loosen up, have a good time. I really can't mention girls at all on here can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'm just going to have fun and hang out. Thats exactly what i would do aswell, just let it hang out and see where it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scifen Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) when fast dancing, grab a girl by the waist pull her close so that her ass is touching your crotch and have her grind on you and just rock from side to side you'll be the biggest mack at this dance. Edited September 24, 2009 by Scifen "Just when I thought I was out, They pulled me back in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 when fast dancing, grab a girl by the waist pull her close so that her ass is touching your crotch and have her grind on you and just rock from side to side you'll be the most mack motherf*cking in the place. At my school they kick you out for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scifen Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Then you have no choice but to... YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Just when I thought I was out, They pulled me back in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfenz Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Remember the golden rule with dancing. The more you move your arms the more of a prat you look. Take heed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'm a typical whiteboy when I dance, here's an example of what not to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsar_Smirnoff Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I've been guilty of doing the "Cracker Squirm" way too many times.....if I attend a wedding or something, I usually just sit down and get drunk while everyone else dances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive La France Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ok, basically I'm a Junior in high school and I've only been to 1 school dance and thought it was boring, so I haven't gone again. Anyway, this year my best friend wants me to go so I figure I might. But I need to know how to dance. Fast and slow, tbh I'm more worried about fast, cuz slow I can just do what everyone else does. So, oh wise gta forums, teach me! f*ck slow dance. My friend, learn the HARD SHUFFLE and the JUMPSTYLE!!! . Although they probably won't play suitable music at the dance... make them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Oh, god, I forgot one thing. Drink some alcohol. When I'm sober, I dance like Carlton on the Fresh Prince, but when I have a few drinks in me, I go nuts. I mostly pop and lock, and sometimes break dance (badly, but good enough). This has gotten me excited, I have my brother's wedding next week, and it's an open bar, so I'm gonna be burning up the dance floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Oh, god, I forgot one thing. Drink some alcohol. When I'm sober, I dance like Carlton on the Fresh Prince, but when I have a few drinks in me, I go nuts. I mostly pop and lock, and sometimes break dance (badly, but good enough). This has gotten me excited, I have my brother's wedding next week, and it's an open bar, so I'm gonna be burning up the dance floor. That seems to be the reoccurring thing here. The way to dance good is with alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) I'm not much of a dancer either, but I learned that the more you move your arms, the more you look like an ass. That just made my night...thanks I wish I could help but I'm probably close to your fathers age - and imagine asking him. Do you have basic rhythm? If so, you will be fine since everyone else there is in the same shoes as you as far as experience. Sure, there might be someone there who 'can dance' but all in all you will be on the same level as everyone else. Just let yourself go, enjoy yourself, look the chick you are with in the eyes and smile. Don't get too crazy and don't let yourself get [too] self conscious of your dancing. Man you are giving me some serious flash backs now. Anyway...have fun...go to the dance. edit: It's not about the dancing...it's about the chicks. Edited September 25, 2009 by tripmills My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns N R0se Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 I'm not much of a dancer either, but I learned that the more you move your arms, the more you look like an ass. That just made my night...thanks I wish I could help but I'm probably close to your fathers age - and imagine asking him. Do you have basic rhythm? If so, you will be fine since everyone else there is in the same shoes as you as far as experience. Sure, there might be someone there who 'can dance' but all in all you will be on the same level as everyone else. Just let yourself go, enjoy yourself, look the chick you are with in the eyes and smile. Don't get too crazy and don't let yourself get [too] self conscious of your dancing. Man you are giving me some serious flash backs now. Anyway...have fun...go to the dance. edit: It's not about the dancing...it's about the chicks. I've got pretty good rhythm I think. I played drums and was in the school band for a couple of years, so I think I'm ok in that department. Thanks for the tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-King Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 sh*t, when I went to Prom I didn't even dance, didn't see a reason to really, just went to chill with some friends and I'm sure that's why you're going as well given the way you presented your situation. Just chill, f*ck dancing. |PropagandaIncorporated:|: Steam:|: DeviantArt:|: Last.FM| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I'm so whitebread when I dance. I do a stiff little jig, followed by an awkward shuffle, while finishing with a disco move that wouldn't look out of place in a '70s porno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Just go with the flow dude. Also, I just realized that I haven't seen lega_c in a while. What happened to him??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Just go with the flow dude. Also, I just realized that I haven't seen lega_c in a while. What happened to him??? He got tired of you so he left for good.. Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with you not being able to dance just go and watch some other people do it first then once you've pretty much seen the basics go out and do it yourself. If a lot of people are dancing just go out and do it yourself since nobody will be looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Just go with the flow dude. Also, I just realized that I haven't seen lega_c in a while. What happened to him??? He got tired of you so he left for good.. Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with you not being able to dance just go and watch some other people do it first then once you've pretty much seen the basics go out and do it yourself. If a lot of people are dancing just go out and do it yourself since nobody will be looking. Haha yeah, he's tips are quite true. Btw, seriously though, what happened to lega_c? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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