Kanye Apology Generator

[XAF226]

I was bored an I found this.

 

 

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO MY MOM AND JAY-Z FOR PUSSYING OUT THE AWARDZ. I SPOKE TO JAY-Z RIGHT AFTER. MY MOM IS VERY SAD CAUSE I MESSED UP !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR NOT BEING MORE OF A DICK AND ENJOYING IT!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DA VMAS. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MY MOM 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF DOUCHEBAGGING!!! YU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! DAWG I GAVE MY WORDZ OF TROOTH TO DEM WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

[08LasVenturas]

Roflcopter. But i think www.immaletyoufinish.com is funnier.

[Pumpkin Zone]

 

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND MEL GIBSON FOR HUMPING THE HORSE. I SPOKE TO MEL GIBSON RIGHT AFTER. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS VERY SLOW !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR LICKING AND DRIVING!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DELL. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF STAR!!! ME KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! NIGGA I GAVE MY BOX TO SUPA MARIO WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

 

05/09/2002

 

 

Oh Kanye~

[Mince]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Michael Jackson AND Snoop Dog FOR loving THE apology. I SPOKE TO Snoop Dog RIGHT AFTER. Michael Jackson IS VERY sorry !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR running AND winning!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT YO MAMMA'S HOUSE. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Michael Jackson 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF Pizza!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!! yall I GAVE MY dog TO Taylor Swift WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

[Moonshield]

 

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Treebeard AND Santa Clause FOR haggling THE teddybear. I SPOKE TO Santa Clause RIGHT AFTER. Treebeard IS VERY sparkly !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR enunciating AND cooking!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Freddie Mac. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Treebeard 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF cheeseburger!!! ya'll KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!! popozao I GAVE MY bathtub TO Jean Claude Van Damme WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

 

Cinco de Mayo last year

 

 

pretty funny.

[Tsar_Smirnoff]

Mine:I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO STEVE MARTIN AND BOY GEORGE FOR sh*tTING THE CAT. I SPOKE TO BOY GEORGE RIGHT AFTER. STEVE MARTIN IS VERY ENORMOUS !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR WIPING AND SMEARING!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MICROSOFT. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO STEVE MARTIN 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF TELEVISION!!! 'YALL KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! PHAT I GAVE MY TURD TO QUENTIN TARANTINO WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

 

I guess it doesn't work that well if it's just a bunch of random sh*t.

[Blizzard14]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO BRAD PITT AND ROCKY BALBOA FOR f*ckING THE DICK. I SPOKE TO ROCKY BALBOA RIGHT AFTER. BRAD PITT IS VERY SEXY !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR sh*tTING AND [email protected]#$%^&*() I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT WINDOWS. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO BRAD PITT 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF AFRICA!!! YALL KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!)#*%&^ FOO I GAVE MY BED TO MEAGAN FOX WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

 

4/20/09

 

EDIT, is it just me or is everyone using "yall"

[iDon]

Pretty f*cking stupid.

[CharmingCharlie]

I was bored so I locked this, people have the link now and they can try it out themselves. However I don't think we need a topic to see the inane results.