Skyline35 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 All the scumbags in my town drive pieces of sh*t like this: These cars are very loud and produce ear piercing sounds because the scumbags replaced the stock exhaust with a 6 inch fart can. Usually when me and my friends are walking down the street a car like that will drive passed us full of scumbags and they'll scream stuff at us. I know what you feel like, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingray. Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 All the scumbags in my town drive pieces of sh*t like this: These cars are very loud and produce ear piercing sounds because the scumbags replaced the stock exhaust with a 6 inch fart can. Usually when me and my friends are walking down the street a car like that will drive passed us full of scumbags and they'll scream stuff at us. Same. Except the scums I see usually drive around in this: Or the newer 01-03 sedan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran. Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I just can't take it. Makes me furious. ..... You deserve to die slowly and painfully in a series of corrosive chemical baths and finally have your remains burnt and mixed into dog food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline35 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 You deserve to die slowly and painfully in a series of corrosive chemical baths and finally have your remains burnt and mixed into dog food. Really? You should watch out what you're sh*tting out from your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. O Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Ok I have some more. 1970 Ferrari Modulo Pininfarina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketkiller Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 People, this topic isn't about which cars are the ugliest or goofiest-looking, that ferrari doesn't belong here because I really doubt that you'll be able to see them on the road. But on topic now: the Toyota Venza, I can't quite put my finger on why I hate it so much, but I just do. Honda Insight, for people too smug to own a Pruis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BT&T Hell Labs Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 People of Vice City, I give you some twat. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3809659.stm Why does this happen? They buy some random sh*tty car, plaster it in fiberglass, drive it to the MOT station then get arrested for hitting the tester after it fails due to excessive rust hidden under yet more fiberglass. Or, it is crushed because of benefit fraud and tax evasion after it turns out the owner DID have a job - Drug dealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoječ Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Uhm... these cars don't look so bad. ..at least compared to this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uNi Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I highly dislike the Picasso: It seems it goes both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake-dk Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 I highly dislike the Picasso: It seems it goes both ways. Yea me too.. French cars is just.. crap The citroen ami's rear window is helding 45 degrees, THE OTHER WAY! Somehow, i can feel how sh*tty, it would be to sit at the rear seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) Somehow, i can feel how sh*tty, it would be to sit at the rear seat Aside from the the small size, how so? Pretty much any other car I've been in the back seat of, with glass curving the conventional way, I hit my head on (I'm 6'5" btw). Class curving like the Citroen (and I think some older late 50's American cars did it too) would make for a lot of extra room to recline you head back. Edited September 21, 2009 by Lurch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Any FWD car with a massive wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketkiller Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Forgot to mention, any BMW 5-series or Mercedes E Class wagon: Cars of choice for pussy-whipped middle aged men who want the public to know that, even tough their wife has their balls, they still have a minuscule amount of dignity left. There's an incredibly clean, sexy, black E39 wagon near my house. I used to walk by it every day going to school, first I saw the front and I thought "damn, that's a nice car", then I saw the side and I took back everything I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog_day_sunrise Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I personally don't get why people buy big, fast estates. They never handle as well or drive as hard as the saloons, and they're less practical than a Range Rover (or even an estate-cross like an Audi Allroad- AWD + adjustable ride height + 2.7 biturbo motor = towing machiiine). And more expensive. The only reason I've got an A4 estate is 'cos I've got two dogs. Otherwise I'd have bought a 3-series M-sport saloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3niX Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Well... . They never handle as well or drive as hard as the saloons, and they're less practical than a Range Rover How so? Range Rovers are humongous and I dont know where you got the handling issue... I think most people wont even notice the subtle differences in handling (even if there are any). And looks are more a matter of taste than anything. I personally love estates/avants etc. My brother has a Subaru Legacy and theres nothing like good handling with loads of practical space (try hauling tools and whatnot with yer saloon). Note: This is coming from a person that also likes "utes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog_day_sunrise Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I never said that they drive better than a Rangey. Though having driven a Vogue recently, they do drive astonishly well for such a large vehicle- as does the X5. Many estates weight a good 150kg more than the equivilant saloon a lot of the time- thats the same difference as having two decent sized people in the car with you. I wouldn't say no to a superfast estate like an RS6, an M5 or even an E63...but I'd certainly pick the saloon over the estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BT&T Hell Labs Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Bugger off, there's no way you can notice the weight difference in driving. This is press pedal that make vroom!, not a mathematics lesson. Fast estates own. Three in the front, three in the back, another guy in the boot too. Meet a corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I wouldn't say no to the fabled prototype e39 M5 touring. The only one in the world, mmm. mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RATEDR307 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 The new Chevy Impala with a V8 Why put a V8 engine in a fwd car? What an oxymoron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingray. Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 The new Chevy Impala with a V8 Why put a V8 engine in a fwd car? What an oxymoron! I believe GM is the only company who still does that. Well, the only company I can think of anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RATEDR307 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 The new Chevy Impala with a V8 Why put a V8 engine in a fwd car? What an oxymoron! I believe GM is the only company who still does that. Well, the only company I can think of anyway. Jesus christ, no wonder they went bankrupt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart-88 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Here we discuss the cars you just realy hate to see on the streets My top 3 list: 1. Citroen Berlingo / Peugeot Partner (same car), a car that i would set on fire, if it was legal.. 2. 90s Ford Fiesta 3. Skoda Favorit ok, now post wich cars you just HATE Lol, it's funny you should put in that car, you wouldn't want to work where I do. I work for a company and we build vehicles for wheelchair access. Berlingo's, Renault Kangoo's, Ford Connects etc. I see them all day long My least favourite cars? Saxo's and Corsa's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Why put a V8 engine in a fwd car? What an oxymoron! I'm guessing you're not much of a Cord fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I wouldn't say no to the fabled prototype e39 M5 touring. The only one in the world, mmm. Yeah they are pretty badass, i dont see how it would be too hard to buy a regular E39 estate and drop a 5.0 V8 into it, not too mention how original the car would be compared to the many others you see around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog_day_sunrise Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Bugger off, there's no way you can notice the weight difference in driving. This is press pedal that make vroom!, not a mathematics lesson. Fast estates own. Three in the front, three in the back, another guy in the boot too. Meet a corner. I'm a biker. I can tell if the person in the passenger seat has had a sh*t recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08LasVenturas Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The Honda Pilot - A face only a Soccer Mom could love. It looks reminiscent of a botched botox job on steroids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Lol, it's funny you should put in that car, you wouldn't want to work where I do. I work for a company and we build vehicles for wheelchair access. Berlingo's, Renault Kangoo's, Ford Connects etc. I see them all day long My least favourite cars? Saxo's and Corsa's I've actually got a Opel(badged a Holden) Combo Van that's had that same modification as the Kangoo's and Berlingo's I imagine you work on, I only have it out of need as they are kinda ugly what with having the front end of a Corsa and a box for a rear-end. Honestly it is a good car for what it does and allow me to do so I can't say I hate them when the alternate is some uglier big Van. Soak up the ugly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Russian 9 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) What a disgrace. And the media's eating it. Also, basing my next cars on the fact that the driver is at fault, I despise: 300Cs Civics 350Zs Oh and pretty much all GM cars that take direct fuel injection and a turbo, strap it on their V6s and call it EcoBoost. Edited September 22, 2009 by Drunk Russian 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pico Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 While the Volt isn't that attractive, I like what it is. Electric. One step closer to no dependence on gasoline. And what's wrong with the 350Z? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog_day_sunrise Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 And what's wrong with the 350Z? It's fat, sluggish, garish and looks like Elvis Presley. It doens't have much going for it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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