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LOL Stefche why did you call us Bulgarians facist?  monocle.gif

He may not personally consider Bulgarians to be fascists, he's just stating one of the more common stereotypes associated with them.

 

They're just stereotypes, man. tounge.gif

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When you kill an animal - like a cat or a dog or something - does it piss and sh*t everywhere once it dies? Or is that just a myth?

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When you kill an animal - like a cat or a dog or something - does it piss and sh*t everywhere once it dies? Or is that just a myth?

I'm surprised you don't know firsthand, Typhus.

 

I'd guess that'd be right, as it'd lose control of bodily functions on death.

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When you kill an animal - like a cat or a dog or something - does it piss and sh*t everywhere once it dies? Or is that just a myth?

I'm surprised you don't know firsthand, Typhus.

 

I'd guess that'd be right, as it'd lose control of bodily functions on death.

Meh, I'm considering trying stuff out but I'd rather not kill some families beloved pet. You know, if I could find a dead body, that would be great. I've already done some sh*t with a dead fox one time, that got me off a bit, but it wouldn't be right to just kill some poor animal just because I'm bigger or because I 'feel like it', you know? Maybe if it was for the greater good, perhaps then. But I can't be sure.

 

Some guy was saying he strangled a cat in the Dirty Secrets topic and I got curious, that's all.

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Or, you and that DLS guy could both seek professional help.

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When you kill an animal - like a cat or a dog or something - does it piss and sh*t everywhere once it dies? Or is that just a myth?

I'm surprised you don't know firsthand, Typhus.

 

I'd guess that'd be right, as it'd lose control of bodily functions on death.

Meh, I'm considering trying stuff out but I'd rather not kill some families beloved pet. You know, if I could find a dead body, that would be great. I've already done some sh*t with a dead fox one time, that got me off a bit, but it wouldn't be right to just kill some poor animal just because I'm bigger or because I 'feel like it', you know? Maybe if it was for the greater good, perhaps then. But I can't be sure.

 

Some guy was saying he strangled a cat in the Dirty Secrets topic and I got curious, that's all.

Get some help dude. And it's kinda a common knowledge that dead people and animals can't hold it inside when they die. People on death row must wear diapers because of that.

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Did Jack Thompson get his law licence reinstated, or is he still disbarred?

I believe he was only disbarred in Florida. I'm not sure if he has even petitioned Florida to get his license back. He may be licensed in other states, but I don't know.

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In July 2008, Thompson was permanently disbarred by the Florida Supreme Court for inappropriate conduct,

I am not certain how permanent permanent is, but i think it's permanent.

If he did get it back im sure we would have heard something out of him by now.

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In July 2008, Thompson was permanently disbarred by the Florida Supreme Court for inappropriate conduct,

I am not certain how permanent permanent is, but i think it's permanent.

If he did get it back im sure we would have heard something out of him by now.

 

Interestingly, disbarment is not always permanent. A disbarred attorney can petition to have his license reinstated. For this reason, before hiring an attorney it is prudent to contact the bar association or commission that licenses attorneys in your area to ask if your prospective attorney has previously been subject to disciplinary action.

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GTAvanja: I don't know how it came about either, you guys come from the same mountain range as my father's family, making you instant bad-asses, but I've heard more than a few times that you guys are lazy. One of our close family friends is from Montenegro, and we take the piss out of him all the time for being a lazy doll-bludger tounge.gif (though he isn't), and my mum's ancestors from like 500 years ago were Montenegrins, if that makes you feel any better.

You're a racist man. I don't care where you're from. You're to judgmental and conservative. Maybe you should stop posting for a while before you offend more people. Who's next? African-Americans, Jews? Maybe you'd like to take a shot at Jamaicans?

No I'm not. He simply asked for some stereotypes which I've heard before, and I gave him a few examples of the ones which I've heard before. I never said that I ever thought that every single Montenegrin is lazy, nor did I say that Montenegrins were inferior to Serbs in any single way. So, why be a whiny c*nt and almost deliberately interpret what I was saying in a negative manner? If you're going to call me racist because we call our Montenegrin family friend a doll-bludger, then wow, have you ever heard of this little concept called a joke?

 

Seriously, I'm actually baffled as to why you think of me as a racist, when Sanjeem simply asked for a few stereotypes. I really, honestly, have nothing against Montenegrins. In fact, I think your land is the most beautiful in the ex-Yugoslavia, especially the area around Kotor and Sv. Stefan. If you were offended, then I apologise, but I stress that I was simply giving examples of stereotypes which I've heard before from other people, who themselves probably don't even believe in such stereotypes, since that is what was asked by Sanjeem.

 

I wouldn't offend African Americans since I've never met one, I love Jews and the only Jamaican guy I've ever met (who was a customer at the pharmacy I used to do some work at) was an absolute champion, not only because he actually had dreadlocks and wore a beanie, but because he was a genuinely nice person. I wouldn't offend any nationality blandly unless I was giving a cheap shot to someone in an argument with them, and only if I couldn't offend them themselves and simply out of pure anger and frustration. But, I have no personal problems against you, Chorup or MobBG, or anyone else who I may have offended.

 

And, I'm sorry, but how in the world am I exactly conservative? If anything, I'm more of a liberal, to be honest: I'd actually identify myself as a classical liberalist, which is like a moderate libertarian, which is quite close to the centre on a political scale. But, don't judge me (especially since you labelled me as judgemental) and don't draw conclusions about my political views simply because you're a little frustrated and offended by something which wasn't even meant to offend you in the first place

 

MobBG: It was a stereotype which I've heard before. I have nothing against Bulgarians at all. The only reason I can think why you guys would be called fascists would be because of your country's political affiliation in World War 2, but that's about it.

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Did Jack Thompson get his law licence reinstated, or is he still disbarred?

I believe he was only disbarred in Florida. I'm not sure if he has even petitioned Florida to get his license back. He may be licensed in other states, but I don't know.

Yeah, I have heard that before. Pretty much when you're disbarred all your credibility as a law professional is lost even if you get your licence reinstated. I really don't imagine old Jackie having many friends or close personal relationships. Perhaps this is the reason why he is such a f*cking hard ass.

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What is the most complicated sentence ever spoken?

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What is the most complicated sentence ever spoken?

Either "Sally sells seashells by the seashore.", or "Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."

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Who invented the Fork?

From the early 19th Century, the forks (design wise) you see today were developed in Germany and England and slowly began to spread to America. However, the first forks recorded in history came from 17th Century China and France, if that helps. There's no known solo inventor.

 

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What is the most complicated sentence ever spoken?

The sixth sheikh's sheep sixth sheep's sick

Well, I can certainly see why it won the Guinness record. Jesus that's a bitch to say.

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Doesn't make sense, either.

 

Unless the sheep had six lambs and they grew up, then the youngest got sick. idk.

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What is the most complicated sentence ever spoken?

The sixth sheikh's sheep sixth sheep's sick

I think it goes like this - The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep.

or

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

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What is the most complicated sentence ever spoken?

The sixth sheikh's sheep sixth sheep's sick

I don't understand the second 'sixth'.

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What is the most complicated sentence ever spoken?

The sixth sheikh's sheep sixth sheep's sick

I don't understand the second 'sixth'.

Weird, I don't understand the first 'sheep'. If you remove it, then the sentence would make sense. If you remove the second 'sixth', it still wouldn't make sense. Refer my post above yours. I believe that is how the actual tongue twister goes.

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I ran it thought google before I posted it, and it came up as a solid sentence, but the words were rearranged and sh*t. There's only supposed to be one 'sheep'.

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When would the best time to holiday in Southern California/Las Vegas be? I know that Summer would probably be the answer, but I'll be unable to go then as it'll be smack-bang in the middle of uni, so I'm left with winter, spring and fall. Besides, I don't want to go during a time where there are a sh*t-load of tourists (summer), but I still want to know what would be preferable from people who've been there.

 

The places I'm planning on going to are LA, San Diego and Vegas.

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