Stefan. Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 It's the shiz. What are some of the reasons as yo why your life is so bog-standard, f*cking average? Yesterday, I was going to the football with a few of my friends and we went to McDonalds. My friend and I payed seperately for our Big Macs, however he got his before mine. We were running late so we had to hurry onto the train, and I was disappointed because I didn't get any food while he got a Big Mac. He went to the toilet more than 5 times in the next hour, including on the train. MLIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Some of these are hilarious... "Today, I realized that I hadn't been out of the house in three days. I walked onto the porch, did a circle, and went back in. Mission complete. MLIA " inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusX1 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 haha I can't be bothered to google MLIA. I can say my life has been hardly average, TFG. I just want MOAR (sic). So, bring on the stories, I am bored..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt.slaughter Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I enjoy reading FML more because it's based upon other peoples' misery. AND IT IS DAMN HILARIOUS . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I made a hotpocket and it was hot on some parts and freezing on other parts. I burnt my tongue and nearly threw up. I am never eating that incosistant crap again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScratchCard Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 F your L, someone else was faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Today, while driving in our mini-van, my little brother and I got in a fight. He got so mad that he took his shoe off and threw it at my head. Luckily the shoe missed and flew out the window. My dad said he was a lousy shot and proceeded to drive away leaving the shoe behind. I win. MLIA Today I saw a shoe lying on the side of the road. I wondered how someone had managed to lose a shoe there. Then I read an MLIA about a shoe being thrown out a car window. Question answered. MLIA. I found that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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