kuro-neko Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm erm.....erm.....lets see now...... ??????????? f*ck my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) Like Vanilla Shake. I just am. I wouldn't go as far to say you're awesome by default, not by a long shot. I'm awesome because I'm an ambitious individual, I don't care what people think and I'm totally secure about myself, which is less to be said about other people. Edited August 25, 2009 by Brad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rampage! Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 This is a thread I needed since I've been quite negative lately. I'm awesome because: I don't give a flip what others think of me I like to play violent video games mostly reserved for males I love rock music I'll try anything once My boobs are awesome I'm generally a sweet person, but not a pushover For some reason, people want to spill their guts to me uninvited, but I let them vent anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuro-neko Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 This is a thread I needed since I've been quite negative lately. I'm awesome because: I don't give a flip what others think of me I like to play violent video games mostly reserved for males I love rock music I'll try anything once My boobs are awesome I'm generally a sweet person, but not a pushover For some reason, people want to spill their guts to me uninvited, but I let them vent anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I am awesome because I am proud of the length of my cock. IN BEFORE SOMEONE SAYS, YEAH 1 INCH IS ALOT TO BE PROUD OF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I am awesome because I am proud of the length of my cock. IN BEFORE SOMEONE SAYS, YEAH 1 INCH IS ALOT TO BE PROUD OF. The length of my cock is bigger than the length of your cock. Dont believe me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Mmmm... I'm witty and have a good sense of humor. I not spectacularly ugly. I'm fairly smart I don't react to peer pressure or follow anything just because its in fashion I can play loads of musical instruments (chicks dig that sort of thing) And thats about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptiste Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I cook like a motherf*cker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I am awesome because I am proud of the length of my cock. IN BEFORE SOMEONE SAYS, YEAH 1 INCH IS ALOT TO BE PROUD OF. The length of my cock is bigger than the length of your cock. Dont believe me? My cock is largest. I'll challenge yous to a cock-off. Just name the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I am awesome because I am proud of the length of my cock. IN BEFORE SOMEONE SAYS, YEAH 1 INCH IS ALOT TO BE PROUD OF. The length of my cock is bigger than the length of your cock. Dont believe me? My cock is largest. I'll challenge yous to a cock-off. Just name the time. Oh you wanna step to me bitch? My cock could wrap around your neck and choke ya'! Beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 My cock could wrap around your neck and choke ya'! You should really get that seen to, I don't think it should be able to do that My cock is so small I could rape you and you wouldn't even know it. Wait, what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have a fairly average sized penis and im better at using it then you all. The only person with more skills is slamman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) My boobs are awesome That's quite a statement to make. Do you expect us to just take your word for it? That's not how these things work, if you are going to make a claim like that you need to back it up with some photographic evidence otherwise we will assume you are in fact lying and you don't want us to think you're a liar now, do you? tl;dr, TITS OR GTFO Im better at using it then you all.Hardly, I can peel an orange with this thing. To add to the topic, I'm an ok target shooter. Edited August 25, 2009 by Seachmall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I like Cheese. That's f*cking Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 The only person with more skills is slamman. Yeah, but he has 43 f*cking years on him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riquenunes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My boobs are awesome That's quite a statement to make. Do you expect us to just take your word for it? That's not how these things work, if you are going to make a claim like that you need to back it up with some photographic evidence otherwise we will assume you are in fact lying and you don't want us to think you're a liar now, do you? Word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 The only person with more skills is slamman. Yeah, but he has 43 f*cking years on him! And over 100 out of court settlements with angry parents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 (edited) Like Vanilla Shake. I just am. I wouldn't go as far to say you're awesome by default, not by a long shot. Thanks, I appreciate that. By the way, you're a little sh*t, and I don't care what little sh*ts have to say about me. Edited August 26, 2009 by Runey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have a penis I call bullsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Like Vanilla Shake. I just am. I wouldn't go as far to say you're awesome by default, not by a long shot. Thanks, I appreciate that. By the way, you're a little sh*t, and I don't care what little sh*ts have to say about me. It's obviously pierced you somehow else you wouldn't have replied. So don't give me the 'I don't care' bullsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John The Grudge Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My boobs are awesome That's quite a statement to make. Do you expect us to just take your word for it? That's not how these things work, if you are going to make a claim like that you need to back it up with some photographic evidence otherwise we will assume you are in fact lying and you don't want us to think you're a liar now, do you? Word A liar with average boobs I am forced to assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilūvatar Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 1. I am the giver of Salt and Vinagar crisps 2. humour 3. drawing skillage 4. loved ( when in love = good mood) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I can roll a perfect joint with my eyes closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 BRB, Ya Mum's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXI Inc Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 1. I have better music tastes than most of the people of my age. 2. I make good jokes, I have my times. 3. It's rare to see me sad or mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 1. I don't care what people think of me, but I'm not a douche. 2. I'm more intelligent than most people I know. 3. I'm not fat. 4. I can fly the Dodo in GTA III. 5. I'm open minded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illousion Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have my own car. Awesome sh*t right there. Dreaming of California, where the sun never sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have an awsome taste in music i can make music ive got buffed up arms ive got a 7.5 inch penis im 3 different nationalities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dfan Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I don't want to boast and only want to say - I am awesome because every human being is awesome in his/her own way - even the participants of Big Brother ( hate this show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guru Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have an account here at GTAF! The butcher, the baker, time to meet your maker Tell you to your face, you ain't nuttin but a faker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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