kevin2006rhs Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I am a US Army trained, certified cable guy, turned forklift driver...lol. But seriously...I am a strong willed, overly opinionated, very friendly, person. On top of that, I am the oldest of 10 kids...leading to my friendly, loving, and protective nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus'En'Hitler420 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have plenty of Iced Tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm awesome because I can RAP YO. Talkin bout big man L He be-a nigga widda name he cant spell He’s a fool failed school failed at being cool Now he’s chillin not smoking the weed He makes out to be plantin’ his seed Into vagina f*cking liar He’s a virgin like tha pope Cuz that dick aint that dope Wait as I turn the page This is where things get strange He’s a puff who ain’t buff Like a flower without colour Nothin going on with that guy No wonder he relies on a lie Or 2 or 3 or 4 He had no top leaning out the front door When I saw him, as I stood in the driveway Man I ain’t seen anyone look so gay Later he went out then he spout: Might as well go for a walk I just hoped he’d go no further than talk Me was paranoid I couldn’t avoid The conversation he was phrasin about getting laid’n All other dirty things like eating out twat He’s built out of no brain and fat sh*t, I wouldn’t tap that I don’t mind talkin dirty But when he gets all flirty Man I was outta here Runnin away from the queer He says why then he cry and I try To run faster to asda But I could still hear him holla My name The pain This guy’s f*cking insane So I ran down a another lane Then he was gone Outta sight Yeah that’s right He was gone just then Like he is on MSN Not replying whilst Jamie tryin to talk I began to walk My mind pondered Then I wondered Why is he hittin on me When I’m only fifth teen ? Cuz he’s a paeeeeeeed-OH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beto Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Holy sh*t that sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alx-ndr Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm awesome because people I don't know hate me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Holy sh*t that sucked. Yeah, I'm glad you got the joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthypants Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm really clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greebo-man Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 sweet jesus f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanjeem Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm trustworthy. Two friends in my class, One of them won't trust his own Parent, But he'll trust me, because i am loyal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I make a mean scrambled egg. I make meaner scrambled eggs than Craig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I'd like to think I'm a rather trustworthy person. Edited August 24, 2009 by Chunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxrevv Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Holy sh*t that sucked. Yeah, I'm glad you got the joke... And no puns intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Holy sh*t that sucked. Yeah, I'm glad you got the joke... And no puns intended. Frisky, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Because I just am. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanandlerBong Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm exceedingly polite. Always holding the door open for people, going out of my way to help others, always trying my best to be generous and giving.I wish I knew why that was. Haha, same with me. It sometimes gets to the point where there's me and some other polite person standing for twenty seconds outside a door, trying to get the other to go in first Same with me, but it can be a flaw sometimes because I end up lending people all my money or giving them lots of stuff. And then it p*sses me off when they aren't as nice back. Also I'm pretty good at one liners and shiz. Oh and people trust me with everything for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have my flaws but i do have some awesomeness about me. Im really easy to get on with, i never find myself in socially awkward situations and can chat sh*te for hours. I dont have many problems picking up women and according to women i have sexy eyes and a nice smile. I can be made fun off and just laugh it off and occasionally fire back with insults of my own. Im generally polite and helpfull unless im in a sh*tty mood. Everyone knew me in school, i guess i was pretty popular because of my ability to relate to different people about different things. I can do different accents and impressions of people despite having a very strong accent myself. Im actually pretty good at singing and like to work my vocals after a few pints on the karaoke. I guess im pretty charming at times. I can act fast when neccesary, ive managed to buy ciggarettes and alchohol without identification despite having been asked for it and not showing any, i have a linear idea of what to say before entering the shop, such as if im in a different area to where i live its usually, "oh come on mate, im only up here for the weekend and to be honest i didnt expect to be buying any ale, i have brought my I.D. but its locked up in me car back at the house" and i just emphasise that point really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Like Vanilla Shake. I just am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm a pretty modest guy. Someone says I am really smart or funny, I merely say "I try". I also am a kind and giving person. I will usually go out of my way to help people carry things, or show them something, or give them money if they need it. I find my self to also be a peace lover when it comes to conflicts. To this date, I have never started a fight, nor been in one. I usually end it with my words, and defend my self by words. I can be aggressive, but I have to channel that to the right paths (sports, gaming, writing) for an all around better effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeagol Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Im a good friend, always help out people when they ask for it, people trust me, i make funny jokes/say some stuff at random. im also a nice person generally, unless something bad happens to me or someone *manages* to piss me off (i dont get angry to often) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt.slaughter Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm awesome because I say so,saying otherwise will give me no choice but to hurt you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have a f*cking cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 For being a Bronx born bipolar high school dropout I think I'm pretty smart and optimistic. I just didn't like school at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 1. I'm pretty awesome in literature, even though not the best in my class. 2. Really polite, In my real life that is, don't know how people think in internet 3. I can fix my own bikes, and other wacky stuff. 4. I am a good friend, But some of my mates love to take advantage because of this 5. I am awesome because I didn't get banned in this board hehe... and etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javi13 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 This is the point where I decided that I am awesome. Other than that, I'm not awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Oh yeah? This is me at a young age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I am often considered the most intelligent person in my age group for several miles. Even if this is true, I still might have to develop my work ethic a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjimino234 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I've been waiting for this type of opportunity for ages! Robinski for making this topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I once sunk the 8-ball on the break. I'm kind of a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I've got nothing. However, according to my friends I'm pretty witty, and "eloquent as f*ck". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warplay3r Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm can be relied on when people need help. I'm hilarious. I'm an excellent writer (as considered by some). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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