xTRLx Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Hey people, I'm making this topic, not to be a pervert, but because I find these sorts of stories hilarious. So have you ever been caught masturbating, and if so, what happened? I myself have never officially been caught. But once upon a time, my step dad could see what I was doing on my pc from his. Think of it as an involuntary remote-assistance. I had no firewall up, blah-blah. Anyways, I just finished jacking off, and the tissue is sitting right on my worktop next to me. He comes in laughing saying "I've seen what you've just been on!", I just sit there completely embarassed and red in the face, then he leaves laughing. I totally forgot the tissue was there, so when I saw it, I knew he must've seen it and known I had been jacking off. Anyways, that's my embarassing story, what are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I had my pinky finger chopped off. Living in Azerbaijan sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussiebushmatt Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Well, my mother and my sister have both almost caught me. I just pretended I was staring at the Google homepage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I've never been caught, theres been many times were I've literally had to pull my pants up and pull my t shirt over my belt (which was obviously undone), then im sat there waiting for someone to leave so I can do my belt & zip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Trooper. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Not really... I dont really masturbate anymore though Although I almost got caught having sex by my sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Haha, one time I had was so close to getting caught. I had like 3 porn sites up at once, and for some reason my pc froze, so I had to leap accross my bed, then turn it off by the plug, my mum came in, I was all red faced, and she asked me why I'm so red, I just said I'm hot xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beto Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 You might want to get your PC checked there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelly Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Okay, enough with this sh*t, what is this, the Pokemon forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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