xTRLx Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Hey people, I decided to make a topic on funny moments that everyone has had whilst playing the game. Here's mine: *One time, I was getting chased by the police in Algonquin. So I dive out of my car at full speed in a Turismo, halfway through my fall, I completely wipe out this young woman by smacking her sideways completely in the legs. She falls over, with her arms by her sides and lands absoloutely face first into the hard concrete. Got it on replay editor, blood actually stained the floor where her face hit the ground *Another time in Algonquin, I was gonna make a little free running video with the video editor. So anyways, looking all badass, I climb up the massive crane near U.L Paper, then I stand by the edge, and after you jump about 3 metres or so, theres another rooftop you can land on. So Niko jumps from the crane, then lands perfectly feet first on the rooftop, then he takes a step back and falls off the roof onto the concrete. Dead. *Some people may or may not realise, but pedestrians/police can actually get headshots on you. It's rare, but it can happen. One time, I walked up to this massive black guy in the street, I punched him right in the mouth, then he pulls out a baseball bat and completely knocks me the hell out with one swing of the bat. I had full health one minute, then the next minute I was lying there in a bloody mess. *Although It's not particularly amusing, it is still pretty awesome to do this. I once found a cop chasing this asian guy in Alderney. The asian guy bumps into something, giving the cop a chance to arrest him. So I casually walk up to the cop, watching, and then a police car comes to take the asian guy away. I then feel sorry for the asian guy, so I sprint up to the cop, and push him over, face first into the door of the police car. The asian guy then runs away as I kick the sh*t out of the cops. *One time on MP, this cop was chasing me in a police car, he says something like "Pull over, asshole!" And my character, no word of a lie, replies "f*ck YOU PIG!" It was hilarious. Your character can actually reply to the police. So what are your funny stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 C'mon guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chennaz321 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 This would probably be better suited in the WTF moments topic as it has lots of these types of moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollercoaster Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Hm, we already have a stickied WTF moments thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultivator Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Pointless thread. Close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skateordie985 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 cmon guys really? funny moments aren't the same as WTF moments. Sure, WTF moments are funny, but what if it's something not 'WTF', and just funny? I don't think this thread is pointless. anyways, 1) I called little Jacob to go drinking and i took a cab over to his place. I walk up to him, and he says we need a car, so I walk into the street and an idiot cab driver slams into me, sending me into a flip. The cab driver gets out to see if I'm ok, and little Jacob ruthlessly beats the living sh*t out of him. 2) once I was driving around my sultan (not RS) and hit a little concrete barrier. I go flying through the windshield and hit two hobos. Of course, they want to fight so Niko gets in fighting position, almost dead due to previous events ( I was just arrested so I didn't have any weapons). Well one of the hobos, while attempting to punch me, hits his buddy on accident, and the other guy swings around and punches his straight in the face. this continues for about 2 minutes until the guy who got accidently punched wins. After this showdown, I get back in my car and drive around the barrier and run over the loser, and the winner departs with a trademark "I DONT HAVE ANY BANANAS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Haha awesome moments man! Thanks for backing me up. I had a similar moment like that, I was in the bowling alley in broker when I decided to start on someone. Two of them started double teaming against me, then I headbutted one of them, Niko - as he was leaning forward, stepped to the right, nailing both of them in the head with one headbutt. Then one of them accidentally punches the other, so I just watch as this guy kicks the crap out of another one, he kicks him with force directly into the chest. I felt sorry for the loser, so I threw my first into his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I was rolling down the highway at high speeds on an NRG,crash, and landed on a person. It was freaking hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Haha, I love smacking into people at high speeds, seeing them smack the floor lolz. I once accidentally fell down the side of playboy X's roof, instead of dying, Niko landed on one foot and survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skateordie985 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 haha once i jumped off playboys house and lived because i landed on a coffee cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermortalhuman Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 my funniest thing lately was a random fight I had. I was fighting this guy, and he fell down, had about half his power left, and I exploited the "bothered when trying to get up, so I fall down again" part of the physics and it's so funny to just watch this "very angry" dude just lay down and stay sill for a second every time I step on him when he's trying to move. If you do it long enough, you'll get where he's sliding around on the ground trying to be away from you before it tries to stand up lol. And if you can get niko to stand one foot on a peds head, it will just lay there until you move lol. Lots of funny things happen when "keeping them down, non violently" Another funny thing for me was the first time I was having my last encounter with Jeff. It was his last encounter, but I recognized who it was from my car and that f*cker disgusts me so I kept shooting him instead of meeting up with him and little did I know this problem would be handled. I hoped he was gone after I killed him, he def gave some good amount of money from his corpse, and kept to doing so each time I killed him. I accidentally loaded his mission by getting out of a wrecked car slightly later in the game just a bit to close to him and then his last "mission" occurred, and I was like "damn, I can't believe I put that off" lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 my funniest thing lately was a random fight I had. I was fighting this guy, and he fell down, had about half his power left, and I exploited the "bothered when trying to get up, so I fall down again" part of the physics and it's so funny to just watch this "very angry" dude just lay down and stay sill for a second every time I step on him when he's trying to move. If you do it long enough, you'll get where he's sliding around on the ground trying to be away from you before it tries to stand up lol. And if you can get niko to stand one foot on a peds head, it will just lay there until you move lol. Lots of funny things happen when "keeping them down, non violently" Another funny thing for me was the first time I was having my last encounter with Jeff. It was his last encounter, but I recognized who it was from my car and that f*cker disgusts me so I kept shooting him instead of meeting up with him and little did I know this problem would be handled. I hoped he was gone after I killed him, he def gave some good amount of money from his corpse, and kept to doing so each time I killed him. I accidentally loaded his mission by getting out of a wrecked car slightly later in the game just a bit to close to him and then his last "mission" occurred, and I was like "damn, I can't believe I put that off" lol. Haha they sound awesome man. I didn't know you could just stand on someone's head to keep them down, I've gotta try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDon Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I tried to "bait" someone. So, I hit this hooker, she started punching me, then, I ran a little, pulled out my phone, I could NEVER dial 911, and as soon as I had "911", BAM! She's getting arrested, so I tell the cops "I got this" and I steal the car, lol (and for some reason, my friend found this funny), so I drive far away, and eventually, I escape the cops. As we were driving, the lady screams, "LET ME OUT". I somehow got stuck, or something, and the lady got out, so I started fighting her, and out of nowhere, this guy tries to fight me, if i'm not mistaken, I had already killed her, so me and this guy fight, so I say, "**** this sh*t", and pull out my shotgun, and shoot his ass, he falls, limps, and I shoot his ass again, and he dies, lol. I also shot some guy as well. Another one is when I just came off the boat, so I saw the Jewish Mafia, so I decided to screw with them, and I started popping their ass, soon, I get a star (and I killed a ped, I think), and as SOON as I get on a chopper, ready to haul ass, BAM! I get popped and die =( Something told me to get on the boat My friend was online, and he was trying to hit this guy, and the guy was close (kinda hard to explain, but he had my friend going in a circle -- the guy was on foot btw) -- and BAM a guy comes outta nowhere and hits him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayronathon Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Red Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Once I was running from the cops, and a taxi just nicked my arm and Niko starts stumbling all over the place like he was DRUNK!. Slowly the cops showed up and started shooting me. I was laughing my head off as he was still walking like an idiot while they were shooting Niko. Eventually he died by a shotty, funny as hell tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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