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Dirty Little Secret


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DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime)

DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice.

DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea)

DLS: I think I might be a pedo

DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once.

Cowboy bebop?

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OK. I guess that technically doesn't make you a pedo.

 

Just a weirdo. tounge.gif Out of personal curiosity; how did people find out about the whole loli thing?

People in general? I'm gonna have to say something about a book called The Lolita complex. People with access to the internet? 4chan no doubt.

No, no, I was wondering how they found out that you were into that stuff. Unless you actually read that book and people saw you with it. tounge.gif

 

 

   being attracted to 15 year olds isnt pedo since they´re not kids they´re teens.

 

CP = bad

JB = normal

I still think it's weird if old guys are in to JB. I cite Article 113. If you fall within the criteria set up by said article, bro for it.




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  being attracted to 15 year olds isnt pedo since they´re not kids they´re teens.

 

CP = bad

JB = normal

I still think it's weird if old guys are in to JB.

there was a scientific study being done by scientific scientists and they recorded

the braid activity of some amounts of men (dont remember) and showed them pictures of women

and girls of variousl ages. most of them had small amounts of activity in the sexual.. brain.. area (?)

when seen pictures of girls as young as 8.

 

it´s normal. wheter or not you think it´s normal is a different thing.

 

oh and no i dont think 8 year olds are attractive if this post somehow might suggest that.

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   being attracted to 15 year olds isnt pedo since they´re not kids they´re teens.

 

CP = bad

JB = normal

I still think it's weird if old guys are in to JB.

there was a scientific study being done by scientific scientists and they recorded

the braid activity of some amounts of men (dont remember) and showed them pictures of women

and girls of variousl ages. most of them had small amounts of activity in the sexual.. brain.. area (?)

when seen pictures of girls as young as 8.

 

it´s normal. wheter or not you think it´s normal is a different thing.

 

oh and no i dont think 8 year olds are attractive if this post somehow might suggest that.

Oh, yeah, normal - sure. Natural even. All I'm saying there are limits, and I find it hard to believe that 49-year old Internet entrepreneur can love a 16-year old who's "like, totally into, like, Twilight and Ladeh GaGaaa?". Everyone wants to bang young meat, but I'll cite Article 113 again:

 

A Bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a young chick

 

Acceptable age difference formula:

 

Chick's age = Guy's age divided by 2, + 7

 

Ergo, the very youngest said 49-year old Internet entrepreneur should go for is around 30.

 

EDIT: This is horrendously off-topic, though.




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Acceptable age difference formula:

 

Chick's age = Guy's age divided by 2, + 7

 

Ergo, the very youngest said 49-year old Internet entrepreneur should go for is around 30.

and it also states that a 13 year old boy should not go for any younger than 13,5.

 

it doesnt work. i think you should just go for what you personally think is right.

i´d say 2 years younger would be okay for me. 3 years.. no.

 

 

EDIT: This is horrendously off-topic, though.

 

i agree. is this a topic worthy debate?

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being attracted to 15 year olds isnt pedo since they´re not kids they´re teens.

 

CP = bad

JB = normal

Thank you! Paedophilia is when you're attracted to pre pubescent girls, not 15/16/17 year olds. But this ioN dude, he needs stringing up, dirty bastard.

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Thank you! Paedophilia is when you're attracted to pre pubescent girls, not 15/16/17 year olds. But this ioN dude, he needs stringing up, dirty bastard.

As long as he keeps it in his head and doesn't act out his fantasies, we should be okay. I don't want to change my habit of dressing up like Pippy Longstockings and going to the park.

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dirty little seacrets people! dirty little seacrets.

DLS: I thought of Ryan Seacrest when I read your post.

DLS: I also like Simon Cowell, and Randy, even though the show itself is stupid.




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dirty little seacrets people! dirty little seacrets.

DLS: I thought of Ryan Seacrest when I read your post.

DLS: I also like Simon Cowell, and Randy, even though the show itself is stupid.

Simon has the best job in the world, getting paid to crush everyone's hopes and dreams and being famous for it.

 

 

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dirty little seacrets people! dirty little seacrets.

DLS: I thought of Ryan Seacrest when I read your post.

DLS: I also like Simon Cowell, and Randy, even though the show itself is stupid.

Simon has the best job in the world, getting paid to crush everyone's hopes and dreams and being famous for it.

And for also killing the music industry.

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dirty little seacrets people! dirty little seacrets.

DLS: I thought of Ryan Seacrest when I read your post.

DLS: I also like Simon Cowell, and Randy, even though the show itself is stupid.

Simon has the best job in the world, getting paid to crush everyone's hopes and dreams and being famous for it.

And for also killing the music industry.

He also saves it a few times also

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dirty little seacrets people! dirty little seacrets.

DLS: I thought of Ryan Seacrest when I read your post.

DLS: I also like Simon Cowell, and Randy, even though the show itself is stupid.

Simon has the best job in the world, getting paid to crush everyone's hopes and dreams and being famous for it.

And for also killing the music industry.

DLS: It's been dead for 70 years. History doesn't remember the sh*t of the 40s-80s.




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DLS: I hate to use expletives, guns, violence, or sexual references anywhere in real life because it makes me feel like a loser or uncivilized ... but I f*cking love Grand Theft Auto games! biggrin.gif

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DLS: i've gone hogging

Honestly, I had to search this up the internet

 

You sir are a trooper icon14.gif

Fat chicks need loving too(especially if I won't give it to them)

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haha, i'm not proud of it. those were dark days. smile.gif

 

they kinda smell bad, too.

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DLS: Nobody is going to reveal their dirty little secrets on a internet forum.

That's a lie and you know it.

 

Here's another DLS for you all: When I was about 8-10 years old, I used to think the method of masturbating was to let your penis go limp, then use a thumb to use the penis inside you and move the thumb around in a circular motion.

 

I believed that because it worked. I got the feeling you get when ejaculating but nothing ever came out.

 

But one day, I discharged a green goo like substance when I was only meant to pee. It was sensible to stop at that point. biggrin.gif

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^ Oh God...

 

DLS: I'm incredibly sensitive to remarks about my appearance, although I never show it. HAW HAW BLACKHAWK'S A GIRL/FAG HURR.

 

 

DLS: I think people who smoke and drink are complete idiots for doing so. Well, that's not really a secret..

 

Truer words haven't been spoken, although it is their choice. Still doesn't make them any smarter.

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DLS: i am afraid of wearing my Che Guevara t-shirt in public, because of the fascist gangs here.

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DLS: I absolutely hate any jokes that reference rape/molestation/death/disease/immigrants/racism/gays/etc., but I just ignore it when people say them.

 

DLS: I hate pets.

 

DLS: I think people who smoke and drink are complete idiots for doing so. Well, that's not really a secret..

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Che Guevara t-shirt

oh the irony.

 

even thought you spend your whole life battling capitalism you will end up

on a t-shirt owned by the Gap.

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Che Guevara t-shirt

oh the irony.

 

even thought you spend your whole life battling capitalism you will end up

on a t-shirt owned by the Gap.

it was actually made and bought in Cuba.

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Che Guevara t-shirt

oh the irony.

 

even thought you spend your whole life battling capitalism you will end up

on a t-shirt owned by the Gap.

They're actually usually cheap printed shirts, I used to have one and it was Fruit of the loom, some guy on a stall must have ironed the design on.

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DLS: Nobody is going to reveal their dirty little secrets on a internet forum.

That's a lie and you know it.

 

Here's another DLS for you all: When I was about 8-10 years old, I used to think the method of masturbating was to let your penis go limp, then use a thumb to use the penis inside you and move the thumb around in a circular motion.

 

I believed that because it worked. I got the feeling you get when ejaculating but nothing ever came out.

 

But one day, I discharged a green goo like substance when I was only meant to pee. It was sensible to stop at that point. biggrin.gif

sounds excruciatingly painful.

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DLS: Nobody is going to reveal their dirty little secrets on a internet forum.

That's a lie and you know it.

 

Here's another DLS for you all: When I was about 8-10 years old, I used to think the method of masturbating was to let your penis go limp, then use a thumb to use the penis inside you and move the thumb around in a circular motion.

 

I believed that because it worked. I got the feeling you get when ejaculating but nothing ever came out.

 

But one day, I discharged a green goo like substance when I was only meant to pee. It was sensible to stop at that point. biggrin.gif

sounds excruciatingly painful.

I cringe just reading it.And if primordial ooze was coming out of my Johnson...then I probably would've stopped too(if I was doing that too,hypothetically).

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