Beef_Supreme Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I steal wifi from my neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DSL: I've almost seen a girls tits on cam last night . First time I got that far, that's the worst part. How is getting a glimpse of a girls tits, the worst part? Hahah. You better hope you never have to have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Capel Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DSL: I've almost seen a girls tits on cam last night . First time I got that far, that's the worst part. How is getting a glimpse of a girls tits, the worst part? Hahah. You better hope you never have to have sex. He means the worst part of his secret is that last night was the first time he got that far. I'd hope so anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeon Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DSL: I've almost seen a girls tits on cam last night . First time I got that far, that's the worst part. How is getting a glimpse of a girls tits, the worst part? Hahah. You better hope you never have to have sex. He means the worst part of his secret is that last night was the first time he got that far. I'd hope so anyway... Notice the "almost", implying that he failed to make the girl actually expose herself, and as such is likely disappointed and feels he could have handled the situation much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTRLx Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 After splitting up with my ex a while back, I have recently seen her friend finger herself on webcam 3 times. If only she knew . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I think I may have contracted Glandular fever off some skank (This happened to me last year, they should create some sort of mouth condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I think I may have contracted Glandular fever off some skank Liskula Cohen gave you a blowjob!? (This happened to me last year, they should create some sort of mouth condom. they have, it´s called the condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS: I sucked a guy off and he sucked me off. We didn't cum though, thankfully. That's pretty brave of you to admit. I did similar stuff when i was like 5 or 6 years old, I have NEVER told anyone this IRL but i guess it doesn't do much difference saying it on a forum. I was only little after all, didn't know better. This is the internet though. Everyone's anonymous so you can say whatever you want without caring what someone else thinks of you. DLS: I masturbated to 2 Girls 1 Cup Exactly. And, really? Yes. I have a fetish for the most freakish depictions of sex. Ha, awesome. You'll probably have trouble finding a girl who shares the same fetish though. Unless you can talk someone into it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS:I hate being in akwards social situations. DLS:I'm desperate for some female intimate companionship. I miss being in a relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Goose Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS: When I was in years 3, 4 and 5, I was a stupid sexist prick. DLS: When I was in years 6, 7 and 8, I was a stupid violent prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS:I hate being in akwards social situations. How is that a secret? Im sure everyone hates being in awkward situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS:I hate being in akwards social situations. How is that a secret? Im sure everyone hates being in awkward situations. DLS: I love awkward silences, they always make me smile but I can't because its supposed to be awkward, so much fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS:I hate being in akwards social situations. How is that a secret? Im sure everyone hates being in awkward situations. DLS: I love awkward silences, they always make me smile but I can't because its supposed to be awkward, so much fun. yeah but you´re special so it doesnt count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaWJ Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS: I'm virgin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Stop it, geeze. I thought we were saying secrets here, not laughing of me! **EDIT** Oh, and I didn't "fail" nothing. It's called teasing. Well I think it was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamanevilbastard Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS: Been checkin out my maths teacher for three years. hi mrs pendelburns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS:I hate being in akwards social situations. How is that a secret? Im sure everyone hates being in awkward situations. DLS: I love awkward silences, they always make me smile but I can't because its supposed to be awkward, so much fun. yeah but you´re special so it doesnt count The good kind, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 DLS: I always seem to cry when I see "older" people or animals die in movies (I spent most of my time at my grandma, that probably explains) (and the animals...well, I'm a real animal friend. a week ago I saw a little bird drown in our pool...I cried the whole night) DLS: I use my Playstation pornable...nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubba_dukie Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLS: I don't cut my toenails till they start bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLC: I'm Bipolar and I have Social Anxiety, been in the mental hospital 7 times. DLC:I tried to make myself sociopathic by watching grusome pics/vids to numb myself, but I'm too caring for that DLC: When I was 11 I had a crush on Emma Watson, sh*t I think I still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder 556 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime) DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice. DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea) DLS: I think I might be a pedo DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime)DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice. DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea) DLS: I think I might be a pedo DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once. I puked a little in my mouth. Do you mean ephebophilia by pedo, or are you actually sexually attracted to kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder 556 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime)DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice. DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea) DLS: I think I might be a pedo DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once. I puked a little in my mouth. Do you mean ephebophilia by pedo, or are you actually sexually attracted to kids? Well if by kids you mean 14 and 15 year olds then yes. Oh Pedophile. I don't know that other word or how to pronounce it. But I do like Loli so i guess I could be called a pedo. And I do have a slight attraction to younger girls. Edited August 24, 2009 by ioN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeon Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime)DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice. DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea) DLS: I think I might be a pedo DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once. I puked a little in my mouth. Do you mean ephebophilia by pedo, or are you actually sexually attracted to kids? Well if by kids you mean 14 and 15 year olds then yes. I don't think there's anything wrong with being sexually attracted to someone the same age as you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder 556 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime)DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice. DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea) DLS: I think I might be a pedo DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once. I puked a little in my mouth. Do you mean ephebophilia by pedo, or are you actually sexually attracted to kids? Well if by kids you mean 14 and 15 year olds then yes. I don't think there's anything wrong with being sexually attracted to someone the same age as you... Ya. But being attracted to a 9 year old, even tho she's an anime character, there is defiantly something wrong with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime)DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice. DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea) DLS: I think I might be a pedo DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once. I puked a little in my mouth. Do you mean ephebophilia by pedo, or are you actually sexually attracted to kids? Well if by kids you mean 14 and 15 year olds then yes. Oh Pedophile. I don't know that other word or how to pronounce it. But I do like Loli so i guess I could be called a pedo. And I do have a slight attraction to younger girls. How much younger? I ask so that I can judge you. But I seriously can't see why a fifteen-year old would find children below 13, or whenever they enter puberty, are interesting. I sure as hell don't, and never have. You're not really a pedophile for watching crudely draw Jap cartoons of kids getting it, but ya... I assume you're a /b/tard so I'll tl;dr it for you: Do you jack off to prepubescent, real kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder 556 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 DLS: I sometimes wish i was an anime character only so i could get sexually teased by a 9-10 year old girl.(Cookie for you if you know which anime)DLS: I've had sex with a big doll of Minnie Mouse. Twice. DLS: I've masturbated to my friends voice on the phone(Thank you FML for the idea) DLS: I think I might be a pedo DLS: I've asked my 13 year old friend if i could watch her in the shower and if I could cum on her boobs. More then once. I puked a little in my mouth. Do you mean ephebophilia by pedo, or are you actually sexually attracted to kids? Well if by kids you mean 14 and 15 year olds then yes. Oh Pedophile. I don't know that other word or how to pronounce it. But I do like Loli so i guess I could be called a pedo. And I do have a slight attraction to younger girls. How much younger? I ask so that I can judge you. But I seriously can't see why a fifteen-year old would find children below 13, or whenever they enter puberty, are interesting. I sure as hell don't, and never have. You're not really a pedophile for watching crudely draw Jap cartoons of kids getting it, but ya... I assume you're a /b/tard so I'll tl;dr it for you: Do you jack off to prepubescent, real kids? lol. I may be a lurker on /b/ but I can sure as hell read. And no I do not wank to pre pubescent girls. That is just wrong. But I've been called a pedo before for watching that anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 OK. I guess that technically doesn't make you a pedo. Just a weirdo. Out of personal curiosity; how did people find out about the whole loli thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder 556 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 OK. I guess that technically doesn't make you a pedo. Just a weirdo. Out of personal curiosity; how did people find out about the whole loli thing? People in general? I'm gonna have to say something about a book called The Lolita complex. People with access to the internet? 4chan no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 being attracted to 15 year olds isnt pedo since they´re not kids they´re teens. CP = bad JB = normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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