1ManArmy Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS:I find it hard to control my emotions though I hide it well DLS:I sleep with the lights on DLS:I don't know why I can't get over girls easily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I f*cking hate earwigs. the little things creep the HELL out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warplay3r Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I smoke nearly a pack a day, and deny it to everyone I know. DLS: I'm easily affected by harrasment of small animals, but I don't show it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I'm a serial-killer wanted in 23 countries..... DLS: I really wanted to be loved, not to be a cheap figurant in the show of life.... DLS: I'm virgin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: Although I pretend to be a tough nut and my friends think I'm a cold, heartless bastard, I'm actually a softy at heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 (edited) DLS: I love it when people die even though I never caused a human death. DLS: I like explosions DLS: I have a home made flamethrower that I only use on pesky bugs Edited August 22, 2009 by Carnage1120 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I have a home made flamethrower that I only use on pesky bugs is that made of deodorants/bug poison cans? I did that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyphonPayne Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: My father wears sneakers in the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I have a home made flamethrower that I only use on pesky bugs is that made of deodorants/bug poison cans? I did that too Air freshener works best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I have gotten to 3rd base with my girlfriend. DLS: I have killed a squirrel with just a string DLS: I am Liberal, and yet I don't want gun control, I love Country, and I want to join the airforce to kill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I have a home made flamethrower that I only use on pesky bugs is that made of deodorants/bug poison cans? I did that too Air freshener works best cool advice , but they are as expensive as sh*t...... almost forgot DLS: I have a deep desire for putting mom's cat in the microwave (on) to see what happens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted August 22, 2009 Author Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS:I care alot about my looks DLS:I sometimes am metrosexual in a fashion sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I'm 17 and I've only had 2 girlfriends. Longest relationship is 2 days. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I love it when people die even though I never caused a human death. That's more than a dirty little secret. That's more of some you should go and talk with a psychiatrist about. Seriously? You actually think that sh*t is funny? America's next top serial killer anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I lol @ Crush films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I love it when people die even though I never caused a human death. That's more than a dirty little secret. That's more of some you should go and talk with a psychiatrist about. Seriously? You actually think that sh*t is funny? America's next top serial killer anyone? What the hell are the psychiatrist going to say? "Stop laughing because of the poor fat man died taking a dump" People might find it tragic, but this amuses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef_Supreme Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I still use windows XP.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I like 80s electro music DLS: I jerked off to seasme street when I was 9. DLS:I like some chick flicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I jerked off to seasme street when I was 9. Oh no... Big Bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warplay3r Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I jerked off to seasme street when I was 9. . How'd that go...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I keep a pot of my own blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord sh...t-head Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I go on GTAF.................................just kidding DLS:I take a 2h dump minimum i don't jerk in the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownBear Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 dls:ive never had a gf dls:im scared of catapillars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I feel like exploding 200 nuclear bombs around the Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Capel Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I feel like exploding 200 nuclear bombs around the Earth. If you changed it to 200 to 1, and earth to London, I heard the IRA is recruiting! Or if that's not your fit, the Basque could use a martyr! Seriously though, this thread has been eye-opening, disturbingly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I just noticed the Little in Dirty Little Secret. In that case my DLS is that sometimes I like to punch my wall and pretend it's Kim Jong Il and Osama Bin Laden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: im almost 18 and the most intimate thing i´ve done with a girl was a kiss on the cheek. DLSThingThatEveryoneKnows: im a little f*cked up in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I keep a pot of my own blood. The scary thing is I would believe it coming from you. You're creepy dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petarkco Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I've had sex, and fingered a girl. DLS: I get really pissed of when in music videos and ads there is images of 'sexy' women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAF226 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DLS: I've had sex, and fingered a girl. Why would that be a secret? Most people do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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