GTA IV Chain Story

[TonyClifton]

"Yeah" was the answer. Suddenly the dealers come out in Voodoos and try to gun down the three. But they didn't bargain on all of Jacob's friends in the area standing up for him, and the dealers found themselves under heavy fire from all around them. Beaten back, they jumped in one of the Voodos and sped away with a promise to return ringing in Jacob's ears. Jacob sat on the kerbside looking forlorn. "F*ck me Jacob, you got away with it, didn't you?" snorted Packie. "Keep yer peace me Irish breda, me feelin' that emo ting!" replied Jacob, as he put several hundred dollars in the Homebrew Cafe kitty to thank his friends. "Look, let's go and have a drink to steady our nerves and celebrate our escape" suggested Niko. There was a thumbs up all round, and they took one of the Voodoos left behind and set off for Comrades Bar. Soon they were ordering vodka, rum and whiskey from Mickey, and exchanging stories and having a laugh for once. After an hour or so, they were all pretty bladdered, but little did they know that an informer in the bar was ringing Bulgarin's place to tell him Niko was there.

 

1. Just as they were learning the words of Danny Boy from Packie, a pack of Bulgarin's men burst in through the back door.

2. They were just about to order in some knishes, when Badman ran in the bar to say he had seen some of Bulgarin's men coming.

3. As they continued to enjoy themselves, a good-hearted Mickey leaned over the bar and warned Niko that trouble was on its way.

[XZGamer71]

1. Just as they were learning the words of Danny Boy from Packie, a pack of Bulgarin's men burst in through the back door.

Packie - Then we go to Oh Danny Boy again...

Boom

Packie - sh*t! I was singing a f*cking medley you pricks!

Niko - I'm drunk but not drunk enough to be unable to... *Hic* see... Lets go into the little holey thing...

Note: The little holey thing is this

Packie - M-m-otherf*ckerrrrs!

Packie open fires his Carbine Rifle yet the bullets go all over the room. However it hits a Powerbox and the 3 of Bulgarins men are zapped.

Little Jacob - Leg it!

Packie - Leg it?

Little Jacob - It's what dem, english say?

Niko - Just f*cking run.

They go through the door, to see 2 lines of NOOSE one to their left, one to their right.

NOOSE Squadron Leader - Shouting Game f*cking over pricks!

Little Jacob - Wait rastas, me dese smoke bombs from me last deal, for a quick getaway!

Packie - That'll do...

They throw the smoke bombs at the NOOSE walls and run for Niko and Romans old apartment, Packie shoulder barges the door then shuts it. They are now in a hall with huge bits of burnt wood and debris all over.

Packie - And i thought it was a dump before the fire!

Niko - Ha-Ha-Ha funny guy...

Little Jacob - Right, we have some time to stock up.

Packie - But we're still leathered... I-i-can't shoot straight.

Niko - I think i left my Assault Rifle in the draw.

 

• Suddenly the NOOSE come in with their advanced weaponry and capture the 3.
• Niko looks out the keyhole to see the smoke is still in effect yet they have the FIB and more NOOSE at the scne.
• In the apartment they see a burnt carcass.

[TonyClifton]

In the apartment they see a burnt carcass.

Niko: "This must be one of Rascalov's pr*cks who torched this place. He got trapped. What a f*cking tragedy!" he kicks the corpse.

Packie: "Did you have to disturb the dead? Now I'll have to go to confession tomorrow!"

Jacob: "I gotta idea me bredas. We start anudder fire in 'ere wid wot am left an dey will tink we trapped."

Packie: "We f*ckin' will be!"

Niko: "No, there's a back way out of here, it will be a bit difficult but we can walk along what's left of the fire escape and out on to the roof next door. Come on!"

They follow Niko very carefully and rather wobbly, through the blackened shell of the apartment on to a metal ladder and along a ledge to a fire escape which they climb up and on to the roof. Within minutes they have dropped down on to the next door fire escape, on to the ground and away from the building.

Packie: "F*ck me, I ain't sobered up so quickly as I did then!"

Jacob: "I tawt I was goin' for a spin dere!"

They jack a Landstalker parked nearby and head out of Broker. Unfortunately the Landstalker belongs to one of Angie Pegorino's bodyguards, who had been doing some reccying in Broker for safehouses for Angie and the rest of her family, so that they could get a foot on the ladder again. He spots the theft, recognises Niko and phones his colleagues for back-up.

Meanwhile the boys are hurtling along the Broker Bridge back to Algonquin and the safety of one of Niko's pads, when

 

1. Two Pegorino Sentinels drive in front and beside the Landstalker, ready for a drive-by.

2. The Landstalker has a puncture and the boys have to get out and mend it, leaving them in a vulnerable position.

3. Niko looks in the mirror and sees two Pegorino Sentinels bearing down on them, so he puts his foot down even harder.

 

 

 

[Bleedblack]

Two Pegorino Sentinels drive in front and beside the Landstalker, ready for a drive-by.

Niko:Where the f*ck did they come from !!

Packie: I dunno.

Little Jacob: Yomeboyniko dem bads be comin indafront

Niko:wut

Packie:where is roman niko ?

Niko:I dunno

Packie:Wut

the car shoots at them and packie is injured bfrom being shot in the stomach

Niko:oh no.

 

niko and jacob and packie escape the car by driving REALLY FAST like the speed of sound towaard the docks.

 

1:they get a boat and go

2:They see a helicopter and go

3:little jacob smokes weed and thinks he is hallucinating and a tampa appears, they get in it and go

 

End non-serious story.

 

Please Continue from it

[XZGamer71]

3:little jacob smokes weed and thinks he is hallucinating and a tampa appears, they get in it and go

 

1:they get a boat and go

 

Packie - I think by now we have established who's the most drunk and who's not, Niko, take the wheel.

Niko drives the boat, heading to the Port Tudor. He jumps a wooden plank, Niko has to go around a bend, but he however crashes into a wall.

Niko - f*cking Boat physics in this game!

Then a RPG rocket goes past, the boat crashes into the Golden Pier.

TV Reporter - Annnnnd Benny Morters goes up for the shot. You can feel the tention. He makes this shot, he goes to the Fabulous Leaf Links in Vice City.

TV Reporter 2 - Shot is up! What a swing!

TV Reporter - Oooohhh amazing, a hole-in-one! He can just go pack his bags now and leave because he is going to Leaf Links!

 

• The 3 shoot the Cameramen and take the Camera. And they start talking live.
• They sneak past the Cameras and Guards and onto the road.
• Niko takes Benny hostage and says into the camera that if the Police don't take down the Pegorinos, the 3 timesWorld Champion would die.
• The Pegorinos come and gun down the Crew, Citizens, Reporters and the Camera Men. The 3 of them get ready.

 

 

[Master Mind]

The 3 shoot the Cameramen and take the Camera. And they start talking live. sudently they hear police sirens...

 

1. they flee

2.they choose to fight and win

3. they choose to fight and get arrested

[TonyClifton]

They choose to fight and get arrested. A familiar scene unfolds at the police station:

Francis: "Oh I see you have exceeded our last encounter Bellic, you've also dragged my kid brother and a weed-besozzled rasta into my office."

Niko: "Well I didn't want to disappoint you chief by staying away for too long. Now what was that information I have on you....let me think..."

Francis: "OK you f*cking dirtbag, I get the picture. I've signed you all out on release. Now get the f*ck outta here, and take this idiot brother of mine as far away from me as possible!" He aims a kick at Packie's butt. Packie falls face down on to the photo-copier.

Packie: "You f*ckin' c*cksucker Francis! I'll copy my ass for you! You're lucky I don't tell everybody about your bedwettin'....."

Francis: "GET OUTTA HERE!!"

The boys get out of the police house as quickly as possibly, slightly bedraggled and the worse for wear. Once they have cleared the area, they jack a nearby Intruder and head back to Niko's loft to clean themselves up. On the way, Packie gets a call from Gerry asking him to collect a package from the internet cafe in Alderney. They go back to the loft and make themselves look less dishevelled, with Jacob oohing and aahing over Playboy's wardrobe. When they are suitably refreshed, they set off for the Alderney pick up.

 

1. Eventually they arrive at the internet cafe and Packie goes in to collect the package. Niko and Jacob hear shots.

2. As they are crossing the bridge on their way to the internet cafe, they see a NOOSE roadblock ahead. They prepare to play it cool.

3. As they arrive at the internet cafe, Packie is about to go in when Niko spots Luis inside.

 

 

[Big-_-t0ny]

3. As they arrive at the internet cafe, Packie is about to go in when Niko spots Luis inside.

 

But Packie did not hear Niko. Packie gets a text from Gerry, the package he was reffering to...was Luis. Packie asks Luis that he's here to collect 'the package'. They all pile in the Huntley and set off to Ma's place in Dukes, when...

 

1. Niko looks in the rear view mirror and realises who the f*ck he is. "OH sh*t!"

2. Niko has a gun drawn to his head over the Broker bridge. "Niko Bellic right? I hear you had a grudge against a slav called Bulgarin? Join the club, we have jackets now".

3. Niko recognises Luis and stops the car and-

[Master Mind]

Niko has a gun drawn to his head over the Broker bridge. "Niko Bellic right? I hear you had a grudge against a slav called Bulgarin? Join the club, we have jackets now".

 

 

Niko: who the f*ck are you

the stranger: its not important

Niko: if i refuse

the stranger: if you refuse we will purchase you in all the city and kill you

Niko: i dont want to die

the stranger: wath is your answer

 

 

1. Join the club

2. dont join the club

3. try to wrestle him

4. say him that he will think about it and will contact him later

[TonyClifton]

Niko says to him that he will think about it and will contact him later.

Niko: "I have a lot on my plate right now, but I am sure we can get together again soon, if you are in agreement."

Luis: "Yes, I understand, but I hope you won't let me down."

Niko: "I am not in the habit of letting people down, especially if there is a common cause."

He drives away, impressed with Luis' attitude.

Packie: "Jeez, that was close. Gerry gets me into some scrapes."

Niko: "No, Gerry gets US into some scrapes."

Jacob: "Me hate to say dis, but some bloodclot Mafia cars am trailin' us again - they remember me 'n' you Niko."

Sure enough, in the mirror, some souped up Sentinels are closing on them.

Niko: "We are going to have to make a stand".

He drives as hard and fast as he can towards the old Casino, to give them a chance of a making a stand with a firefight, and to have the sea as a last resort getaway. They screech around the back, jump out and starting climbing a ladder on to the roof.

Packie: "Find your positions guys, let's give these guinea bastards a run for their money!"

 

 

1. The Sentinels arrive and the Mafia guys leap out and start blasting.

2. As the Sentinels arrive and the Mafia guys start firing, a cop helicopter happens overhead and comes down to investigate.

3. The Sentinels screech into the front parking bay of the Casino and the lead driver gets an RPG out of the car.

[Master Mind]

As the Sentinels arrive and the Mafia guys start firing, a cop helicopter happens overhead and comes down to investigate.

 

The cop of helicopter: dont move you f*****ng weapons lover

An he shots the Mafia guys, and by the time 4 cops car are arrived and point their gun over Niko and his friennds.

 

 

Chuef of Police: Niko Bellic, for all youre commited criem your going to be expulsed of the city for 40 years. Or you'll have to pay a 999'999'999$ bribe to stay. Yore frineds are included to.

 

 

1. Niko and his friend accept to be expulsed of the city and is going to San Andreas.

2. Niko and his friends accept to pay the bribe

[XZGamer71]

 

2. Niko and his friends accept to pay the bribe

Mastermind it's not in the rules to visit another city. Sorry man. Might have to change it lil'. Sorry about that.

 

Anyways,

 

Niko obviously doesn't have that much. He shoots the Pistol at the cops head. Niko looks around and sees the Mafia are gone. They stash the body underneath a pile of ruble for the moment, they take their Huntley and speed of to Hove Beach in Broker. They arrive at the Porn Shop and enter. And not to their suprise, Francis is in there.

 

Francis - Yeah that's right! Officer, where's the Cuffs?!?

Packie - Holy f*ck! sh*t my Brother naked in uniform, Niko i'm leaving!

Francis - WAIT! I'm sorry, i couldn't help it.

Suddenly "I shot the Sheriff" Comes on.

Little Jacob - Dat be I.

Jacob goes into the front room, they could hear him though.

Little Jacob - Faintly Wha gwan? Badman? Wha ya mean too much heat? Aight in a bit.

He enters the room.

Little Jacob - I'm off na in a bit rastas.

Jacob leaves mumbling something about not being a Kid ecetra ecetra.

Packie - Well Officer McReary i don't think Mom or anyone of the Liberty & Alderney Police Force would be happy with their Commisioner and Son a addicted pornstar.

Francis - Please! I have a reputation.

Niko - Well look who's come begging now.

Packie - Shut up! This is a family argument.

Niko: And if i married your Sister i would of been able to join in!

Francis - What do you want?

Packie - Recently... We've been having some... Heat problems...

Francis - How did i guess? So what is it this time? Stealin' a Cop Car?

Packie - No

Francis - Drug Smugling?

Packie - Nope

Francis - Pedestrian shootout?

Packie - Not even close...

Francis - Then what?

Packie - Killing the Chief of the Police.

Francis - Motherf*cker.

Packie - Niko did it?

Niko - HEY!

Francis - Good, i hated that son of a bitch!

Niko - So will you take our heat off?

Francis - Yeah, fine. But i need the body.

Niko - It's in the old Casino.

The threesome (No pun intended) get Moving.

• They walk outside but they see a NOOSE Enforcer going by, Francis ducks.
• Francis goes to the Casino to pick up the body, but it's however gone.
• Derrick comes and yells, BUSSTTTEEEDD!
• Francis gets a call to say the Vice City Commisioner is coming for a stay at the Majestic, also to Evaluate Francises work.

Edited October 6, 2009 by XZGamer71

[Master Mind]

Francis goes to the Casino to pick up the body, but it's however gone.

 

Francis: sh*t sh*t sh*t

He returns to the Porn Shop

 

Francis: he body wasnt there

Niko: WTF you b**ch, mother fu***r, sorry *ss dickhead, moron

Packie: calm down Niko

Francis: however there was that

 

he gives Niko a liitle paper with something write on it

 

the message: we have the corps. come at the old casino in 4 days with 50 000$ or we denounce you to the police gang of moron

 

1. they try to track from where te message come from

2. they start to collect the 50 000$ needed

[TonyClifton]

They decide to try to track down where the message came from, starting with a few informers that Francis is familiar with.

Francis: " There's this guy disguised as a hobo; he will ask you for money to bury his ma, but he's a well paid police stool pigeon."

Packie: "Oh yeah, I know who you mean. He's tapped me up for a few notes before. I think he hangs around in the subway."

Niko: "F*ck me! I've been giving that guy money for weeks! I didn't know he was in the pay of the police!"

Francis: "Believe me, he's perfected the act of a crazy hobo. Be wary of him. Best you all f*ck off now and get some information."

The guys trudge off to the Huntley, and Niko drives in the direction of the gap in the fence near the subway tunnel entrance in Holland. After parking up, they jump over the gap and start walking back into the subway.

Jacob: "Me no like dis in 'ere. I scared of spiders and bats and ting."

Packie: "I'm scared of being run over by a train. Other stuff I can handle!"

Just then, Niko raises his hand, they all stop and crouch down.

Niko: "Over there, look!" There are three hobos standing around an oil drum fire in a clearing near a junction.

Packie: "They all look the same, like the clothes in my wardrobe. How we gonna tell which is which?"

Niko: "Watch this." He strolls over to where the hobos are standing, warming their hands, and one of them approaches Niko.

Hobo: "I needs some money to bury my mommy. Can you help me?"

Niko: "Ah ha! Gotcha!" He grabs the hobo and drags him back to where the others are.

Packie: "We want some information old boy, so speak up if you know what's good for ya!"

 

 

1. The hobo pulls out a personal alarm and pulls the cord, and an earsplitting noise fills the subway.

2. The hobo suddenly pulls a Magnum 44 from his belt and points it at Packie's head.

3. Just as the hobo is about to speak, they hear a train coming along the track towards them.

 

[Master Mind]

The hobo suddenly pulls a Magnum 44 from his belt and points it at Packie's head.

 

 

Niko: Calm down dude we'll pay you

the hobo: what is it

Niko: Wewant to know from where this message come

the hobo: its easy work

 

 

1. The hobo say it to them

2. the hobo say he is the body stealer

3. Ask the money but Niko shoot him a ball in the head with the Magnum 44

[TonyClifton]

The hobo admits he is the body stealer, and that he was doing it for a large amount of money being paid to him by someone he refuses to name.

Niko: "Where is the body? What have you done with it? Speak or I will cut off your head!!"

Hobo: "I put it in freezer behind Fanny Crab's restaurant. The owner is a friend of mine and will do anything for money."

Niko: "I am going to give you some money to keep your mouth shut. If you betray me, I will come after you. Be warned!" The hobo nods nervously and promises that he will keep the secret, as he would rather keep his balls and have a bit of extra money in his pocket.

Packie: "Well, looks like shellfish is on the menu today boys." They make their way back out of the subway to the Huntley again.

Jacob: "I hope dere's some reggae reggae sauce on dat plate o' mussels I gwan to order." Niko drives them to Fanny Crab's and they park up and go in. They are seated and start to go through the menu. Jacob's eyes light up at every page.

Packie: "F*ck me. Have you seen these prices? Dublin Bay prawns never used to be this price. Jeez!"

Niko: "I am going to the men's room, so that I can have a look around out back."

Packie: "Have one for me when you get there." Niko ambles nonchalantly out to the rest room, but takes a detour out of the back door to see if he can find the freezer containing the body. Sure enough, there is an old chest freezer in the utility area out back. Niko opens the lid.

 

 

 

1. There is nothing in the freezer except frozen prawns.

2. He is horrified to find that the body has been dismembered and is frozen in various bags.

3. Just as he is searching through the freezer, he is disturbed by a familiar female voice.

 

 

 

[Master Mind]

He is horrified to find that the body has been dismembered and is frozen in various bags.

 

 

Niko: Sh*t man

 

 

As he return to the car

 

 

 

1. Cops arrive and say he is going to pass a bad quarter hour

2. He enter the car and confirm that the body is in the place

3. He enter the car and say everything and they go after the hobbo

[TonyClifton]

He enters the car and confirms that the body is in the place.

Packie: "We gotta get it out of that freezer man, we gotta get in the clear - it's the only way!"

Jacob: "Cho! I not finish my mussels and ting!"

Niko: "I'll go back in and pretend I left something in the rest room - you two can cause a diversion out front." Niko walks back into the restaurant with his excuse ready.

Packie: "C'mon buddy, I'll play my harmonica and you can tap dance for dimes. That should draw attention away!"

Jacob: "Me no Sammy Davis Jnr., but me can break dance if I needs to!" They start their performance out front of the restaurant.

Niko is able to go back into the men's room area and out into the utility area. He finds a large garbage sack and puts the smaller body bags into it before leaving it by the side door where deliveries are made, then he leaves by the restaurant entrance as if nothing has happened. Packie and Jacob have collected quite a crowd and much loose change, but Niko gets them into the Huntley and drives around to the delivery door area to collect the sack. Luckily it's not been spotted and he throws it into the back of the Huntley and drives off.

Packie: "We can lob that sack into the Humbolt after weighing it down. The fishes will do the rest. The guy will just be missing in the records, rather than dead. No-one can pin anything on us that way."

Jacob: "Me batty is bruised from dat dancin'!"

Packie: "You weren't half bad my man!"

They drive towards a quiet spot in Port Tudor, in order to dispose of the dismembered body.

 

 

1. On the way there is a road block controlled by the FIB doing spot searches for drugs.

2. As they make their way there, Niko gets a phone call from Francis.

3. As they drive along, they don't notice some of the bags thawing and a watery and bloody trickle is coming out of the back of the Huntley.

 

 

 

 

 

[Master Mind]

Dude its FBI not FIB lol...

 

Anyway

 

 

 

 

On the way there is a road block controlled by the FIB doing spot searches for drugs

 

 

 

 

FBI 1: We must search your car sirs

Niko: No way

FBI 1: Thats strange we did arrested someone not a long time ago and did ad the same reaction as you

Niko: F*ck you, you pig

FBI 1: Everyone be ready to shoot

Niko: Sh*t Sh*t Sh*it

 

 

As one of those FBI morons look the car they find the body bags

 

 

 

 

FBI 2: Look, body bags

Niko: What is that doing here?

FBI 2: I'm not a fool

FBI 1: You are under arrest sir for the murder of this.....this....thing

 

 

Going to the prison

 

 

1. The FBI car makes an accident and they manage to flee

2. They arrive to the prison and purge their weird sentence of 5 years

[TonyClifton]

Dude its FBI not FIB lol...

 

Anyway

 

 

 

 

On the way there is a road block controlled by the FIB doing spot searches for drugs

 

 

 

 

FBI 1: We must search your car sirs

Niko: No way

FBI 1: Thats strange we did arrested someone not a long time ago and did ad the same reaction as you

Niko: F*ck you, you pig

FBI 1: Everyone be ready to shoot

Niko: Sh*t Sh*t Sh*it

 

 

As one of those FBI morons look the car they find the body bags

 

 

 

 

FBI 2: Look, body bags

Niko: What is that doing here?

FBI 2: I'm not a fool

FBI 1: You are under arrest sir for the murder of this.....this....thing

 

 

Going to the prison

 

 

1. The FBI car makes an accident and they manage to flee

2. They arrive to the prison and purge their weird sentence of 5 years

In GTA IV it is the F.I.B. double lol!!

[Master Mind]

Dude its FBI not FIB lol...

 

Anyway

 

 

 

 

On the way there is a road block controlled by the FIB doing spot searches for drugs

 

 

 

 

FBI 1: We must search your car sirs

Niko: No way

FBI 1: Thats strange we did arrested someone not a long time ago and did ad the same reaction as you

Niko: F*ck you, you pig

FBI 1: Everyone be ready to shoot

Niko: Sh*t Sh*t Sh*it

 

 

As one of those FBI morons look the car they find the body bags

 

 

 

 

FBI 2: Look, body bags

Niko: What is that doing here?

FBI 2: I'm not a fool

FBI 1: You are under arrest sir for the murder of this.....this....thing

 

 

Going to the prison

 

 

1. The FBI car makes an accident and they manage to flee

2. They arrive to the prison and purge their weird sentence of 5 years

In GTA IV it is the F.I.B. double lol!!

Whatever triple lol... in true life its FBI

[TonyClifton]

Dude its FBI not FIB lol...

 

Anyway

 

 

 

 

On the way there is a road block controlled by the FIB doing spot searches for drugs

 

 

 

 

FBI 1: We must search your car sirs

Niko: No way

FBI 1: Thats strange we did arrested someone not a long time ago and did ad the same reaction as you

Niko: F*ck you, you pig

FBI 1: Everyone be ready to shoot

Niko: Sh*t Sh*t Sh*it

 

 

As one of those FBI morons look the car they find the body bags

 

 

 

 

FBI 2: Look, body bags

Niko: What is that doing here?

FBI 2: I'm not a fool

FBI 1: You are under arrest sir for the murder of this.....this....thing

 

 

Going to the prison

 

 

1. The FBI car makes an accident and they manage to flee

2. They arrive to the prison and purge their weird sentence of 5 years

In GTA IV it is the F.I.B. double lol!!

Whatever triple lol... in true life its FBI

Yes I know it is supposed to be the FBI. Do you think I don't know that mon ami? Ha ha! You originally said to me it is not FIB but FBI. I pointed out that in GTA IV they are called the FIB, so I called them this because we are telling a GTA IV story. I am not bothered either way, I just responded to your original message. Anyway, FIB and FBI games aside, on with the story:

 

 

The FIB car is involved in an accident and they manage to flee.

 

Niko: "Those agents couldn't drive straight if their lives depended on it!"

Packie: "They always drive pretty straight when they're comin' after me!"

Jacob: "Dem bloodclot men in black don't scare me none - much."

They manage to scamper through various back alleys and after much ducking and weaving, they make it back to Niko's loft.

Niko: "I'll have to ring Francis and put him on alert."

Packie: "Frankie knows how to get out of a slippery situation. Being a snake comes easy to my brother!"

Jacob meanwhile, is leaning over the ledge on the roof taking in the air.

Jacob: "Niko, come quick!"

 

 

1. Squads of cop cars have pulled up in front of the building.

2. An annihilator is flying low over the roof of the building.

3. Jacob has slipped and is hanging on by his fingers over the edge.

 

[Master Mind]

Squads of cop cars have pulled up in front of the building.

 

 

 

Police 1: You are under f*ck*ng arrest

Niko: Sh*t

Jacob: Let them do what they want

 

 

 

1. They let the cops arrest them

2. They start a shootout with the cops

3. They trow at them bottles and small things

[XZGamer71]

 

2. They start a shootout with the cops

Sorry about the Bump but i just wanted this to be alive.

 

Anyways, shall we Continue?

 

Niko: This is getting f*cking annoying!

Little Jacob: sh*t! What be dat big bright light in the distance?

Packie: Holy sh*t... It's advanced NOOSE Forces!

Niko & Jacob: What?!??!

Packie: Francis told me about these Advanced NOOSE Forces, he said they wouldn't be on the Streets 'till 2011!

Niko: Well open your Eyes... IT'S 2008!

Packie: Yeah, this has been one long year...

Humorous silence

Niko: Anyway we need to get outta here.

Little Jacob: Dese bumbaclots be getting on I's nerves!

They faintly here a Commander shouting... Commands...

Commander: Squad 4, DROP! Squad 5, DROP!

They see in the distance Advance NOOSE Forces with Parachutes attempting to gun down the few. Dwayne Calls

Dwayne: Man, sh*t's going down now! I can see some NOOSE cats outside, they have surrounded Playboy's Loft with APCs and lines of NOOSE Soldiers, Machine Guns and Anhillators parked on Roofs, i hope your not in there Niko.

Niko: sh*t! I am actually, listen Dwayne, i need you to do me a Favour, there's a car round the back of the Loft, i need you to drive it into the sea.

Dwayne: Sh*t Niko i'd love to but they have the whole building surrounded!

Niko: Ok see you later.

Little Jacob: What was all that about?

Niko: They have the whole place surrounded!

Packie: WHAT DO WE DO?!?!!?

• Give in
• Stand and Fight
• Nick a Parchuters Parachute and try to escape.
• Watch some Republican Space Rangers
• Make a run for it.
• Sneak into a NOOSE APC

[TonyClifton]

They decided to attempt to sneak into a NOOSE APC. What the NOOSE guys didn't know is that the building where Niko's loft is situated has a rarely used old maintenance elevator. Niko, Packie and Jacob squeeze into the elevator and press the button for the basement. From the small basement windows they look up to see NOOSE vehicles parked along the road.

Niko: "Look, take these painter's overalls and caps, and put them on. If we walk out with some paint pots and ladder, we might just get away with it." They put the overalls over their clothes and Jacob attempts to stuff his dreads into a cap. Taking some paint tins and a step ladder, they take a deep breath and step out of the side door, up the basement steps and quietly into a NOOSE APC, reversing at speed and out on to the road towards Bohan.

Packie: "Hey, there's some helmets here, put these on and we should be able to get through the roadblocks on the bridge."

Jacob: "My dreads is gwan all flat. Irie!"

Niko drives towards the bridge to Bohan and to his surprise, is waved through the block.

Packie: "F*ckin' b*stards! Shows what they know!"

Niko: "I'm gonna dump this vehicle in the car park near the community centre, and then we can cut through to that old apartment belonging to those drug runners, I er, retired. No-one will look for us there." He drives the APC into the car park, and they cross the streets to the old apartment building opposite Niko's safehouse.

Packie: "This is a soulless dump, and all these f*ckin' stairs!"

Niko: "Quit moaning, we will be OK up here for a while, until Francis or perhaps Kiki can help us out." They reach the top of the stairs and go towards the apartment.

 

 

 

1. Just as they go to open the door, they hear some voices inside.

2. As they get to the door, they find an envelope addressed to Niko, pinned on it.

3. As they are about to go in, Niko hears Mallorie calling him from the stairs.

 

 

[XZGamer71]

 

3.  As they are about to go in, Niko hears Mallorie calling him from the stairs.

Mallorie: NIKO! Thank God it's you!

Niko: What wrong Mallorie?

Mallorie: It's Roman, he's been Captured!

Niko, Little Jacob & Packie: AGAIN?

Mallorie: Yeah, my Friends from Bohan called us over here but when we got here some Street Thugs grabbed him and tried shooting me...

Packie: God are you ok?!?

Mallorie: I think growing up on the streets of Bohan is enough of a survival tip.

They hear gunshots then a car screatching off in the distance.

Niko: That must be them!

Packie: Yeah 'cus Niko Bellic knows everything...

Niko: Piss off Packie

Niko runs downstairs to the Street, they see a Patriot with 3 men in it and Roman.

Niko: Give me my Cousin, NOW!

Street Thug: f*ck off slav

He jacks a Black Washington and tries to shoot for the wheels of the vehicle.

Street Thug: Ok, let's see you try this

He steps on it, he turns round a corner to see a huge Traffic Jam and millions of Peds on the sidewalk. The Patriot crushes the Vehicles and keeps on going. However Niko can't get past this... Then he hears a Shotgun shot and Niko gets out and runs to the front of the Traffic Jam to see the Patriot surrounded by Johnny and the Bohan Chapter of the Lost.

Johnny: Hey man, like my new Crew?

Niko: Haha very nice Johnny

Niko opens up the Patriot to get Roman but...

• He's gone
• He's half dead
• He attempts to shoot Niko, thinking he was a Thug
• He is found Cowering on the floor of the Car

[iTz Macca]

niko opens the door only to find 2 dead thugs, no sign of roman

 

niko turns and sees roman getting stuffed into a car by johnny

 

niko: you backstabbing f*ck

johnny: just business

 

johnny drives off only to get ambushed and shot down by FIB

 

Agent 1: i fought we outlawed these pr*cks

 

johnny attempts to crawl to safety but gets shot twice by fib

Agent 2: is that johnny klebitz?

 

in the middle of the chaos roman runs

 

- into the FIB agents who shoot him in the leg

- across the road only to get hit by a car

- takes a gun and shoots both fib agents

[XZGamer71]

 

niko opens the door only to find 2 dead thugs, no sign of roman

 

niko turns and sees roman getting stuffed into a car by johnny

 

niko: you backstabbing f*ck

johnny: just business

 

johnny drives off only to get ambushed and shot down by FIB

 

Agent 1: i fought we outlawed these pr*cks

 

johnny attempts to crawl to safety but gets shot twice by fib

Agent 2:  is that johnny klebitz?

 

in the middle of the chaos roman runs

 

- into the FIB agents who shoot him in the leg

- across the road only to get hit by a car

- takes a gun and shoots both fib agents

Roman: Sh*t!

Niko runs onto the Scene

Niko: Roman, we need to get Johnny, he's riding off...

Roman: But them FIB Pricks are next to you!

Niko rolls his eyes and shoots them calmly. Roman looks very confused.

Niko: Now Roman, get in the Car, we're gonna find Johnny!

They get into a FIB Buffalo and chase Johnny, who runs into a small Russian Bar in Bohan. Niko runs in just to be fired at by some Russian Mobs

Gangster: Niko Bellic?

Niko: What you animal?!?!

Gangster: It's me!!!! Alexander Sokolov!

Niko: Alexander?

He peeks up over the Bar to see a very familiar man!

Gangster 2: You two know each other?

Niko: Yeah, we go back to the War...

Alexander: Yeah, i suppos i owe you one for carrying me up that huge hill.

Niko: Aaah you were shot 3 times, i wasn't gonna leave you...

Alexander: But this kid did it with big MGs firing at him!

Niko: Haha, same old Alexander

Johnny: Is he dead yet?

Niko: Aaaaah Johnny, boys, lock the backdoor.

Johnny: Sh*t! What were my boys paying you for?

Gangster 2: Niko and Alexander go back, a friend of Alex's is a friend of ours!

Johnny: BUT THE MONEY!

Gangster 3: F*ck the money, we're gonna rob you when you're dead anyway

Johnny: I'll take you all on, C'mon!

Johnny whips out a Automatic 9mm and trys to kill them, but he fails...

Niko: Why did you do it?

Johnny gets a Piece of Paper and writes down "They have me on a wire" Niko nods.

Niko: Now Johnny, your time is up... It's time to die...

Niko shoots a couple of Carbine Rifles round into the walk. Johnny pretends to scream.

They quitely take off the wire and attach it to a FIB Buffalo going past.

Johnny: Hey thanks man, i thought i was dead for sure

Alexander: Do we still keep our Money?

Johnny: Yeah, keep the money...

Niko: But who was it?

• The Angels of Death
• LCPD
• FIB
• Some Drug Dealers
• NOOSE

[TonyClifton]

Niko: "But who was it?"

Johnny: "LCPD inspired, I believe. Something funny going on there with Chief McReary. I think he is trying to wipe some of us out. Including you Niko, no, in fact, particularly you Niko!"

This comes as no surprise to Niko, as he had been waiting for Francis to pull a few strings in some of the agencies to get him whacked.

Alexander: "What's the deal with this Chief?".

Niko: "Let's just say he owes me a huge debt of gratitude which is weighing very heavily on his nomination as potential Commissioner."

Just then, a sheepish Roman crawls out from under some of the furniture.

Roman: "Niko I thought I could come in and help you, but when the firing started, my knees went and I hid."

Niko: "It's OK Roman, I would rather you hide under the furniture and save yourself for Mallorie and your baby." He laughs and shakes his head at the pasty faced Roman, who grabs a nearby bottle of vodka on the bar and takes a few swigs.

Alexander: "Don't you think we should pay this Chief a visit and warn him of the consequences if he gets too clever for his own good?"

Niko: "If you want to stay with us and help out, then I think that is a good idea." They all shake on it. Outside, once the coast is clear, they leave the Buffalo as it is too hot to handle and jack a parked Patriot. Niko drops Roman off first, as he figures he would be about as much good as a paper flak jacket.

 

 

 

1. They drive over the to the porn shop in Broker to look for Francis.

2. Niko drives them to a quiet spot in North Holland where he knows Francis cruises for ho's.

3. Niko drives over to Middle Park, where he has seen Francis in the past secretly hanging out with cross-dressers.

 

 

[XZGamer71]

 

1.  They drive over the to the porn shop in Broker to look for Francis.

Packie: Now tell me again why the f*ck you brought me here?

Niko: Your Brother has been putting my Friends on a wire, you may need to sort him out...

Packie: Ok, but i swear if see my Brother naked again... I'm moving to Ireland.

Alexander: I would rather stay pure, i'll sit outside.

Niko: Ok, let's go.

Francis: You're going to Jail naughty girl.

Niko: FRANCIS!

Francis: Not a-f*cking-gen

Packie: Don't look, don't look, don't look.

Niko: It's fine Packie, he's dressed.

Packie: Halle-f*cking-lujah.

Francis: Uh guys... Please... I didn't know about that wire, i swear! Whispering to self now Where the bloody hell did that Assassination team go?

Niko: I heard that!

Packie: This is it Francis

Film Director: This is better than time i did Cloe Parker up the ass. Wow the Papparazi were on me like maggots on a dead body. THIS IS GOLD!

Niko shoots the Camera. The director freaks out in the background.

Francis: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!

Packie: Take the NOOSE Advanced Forces off our asses.

Francis: No can do.

Niko reloads his Combat Pistol.

Francis: Ok i'll try, now i need to get outta here.

Packie: Ima stay here for a bit, i'm thinking i should get a Video Card, this place is Porn heaven!

Meanwhile Francis leans into his Car and takes out some Satchel Charges and Grenades.

Francis: I prepared for this occasion. Goodbye people.

Francis throws the stuff in, within 5 seconds the place is burnt down and in ruins.

Director: SH*T! SH*T! SH*T! SH*T! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!

Francis: Hahahahhah

Packie: sh*t! Niko are you ok?

Niko: I'm fine, in the War i had to deal with many burning buildings.

Packie: Francis is going to be waking up tommorow in Living Hell, just wait Niko.

Niko: You gonna kill him?

Packie: What kind of sick mind have you got?!?! Huh? Kill my own Brother?!??!

Niko: Yeah 'cus no McRearys ever kill each other...

• They crawl outside to see Alexander with a Gun to Francis' head and grinning.
• Alexander runs in to save them.
• They crawl out and attempt the chase Francis.
• Packie nabs some Porn and crawls out.
• The director pulls out a Pistol and attempts to shoot the 2.

Edited October 25, 2009 by XZGamer71