Worst pain you've ever experienced

[Lethal Nizzle]

Only two occasions; on the one, I was ten and I dislocated my finger in school. I had to get my then teacher to push it back into place, while my dad sat through whole ordeal laughing. The second occasion was this year when I had a severe cramp in my right leg; at first it started as a small twinge in my muscle, then it began to contract and the whole muscle stuck further out of my leg. Freaky sh*t. Funnily enough, my dad helped me but laughed again.

[Killer783]

Mines was when I was just cruising along right next to a lake and a this random bastard hit my head and I fell to the lake.When I fell in the water I couldn't get move at all.Then I blacked out and I got back to shore have idea how I lived.But my skull was fractured a couple of months I healed.My friend knew this kid and beat the hell out of him and so did my other friends.

[xTRLx]

When I was about 10 years old, 16 now. I walked downstairs, and my dad was in the front room watching TV. It was pitch black, and I thought it'd be funny to try to scare him. My plan was to bang on the stairs with my feet, and then hide before he could turn round. Little did I know, the door in front of me (which happened to be made out of full glass) was closed. So I bang my feet on the stairs, and then proceed to run straight through the glass. I land on my hands and knees, screaming and thinking I was going to die. Half of the front of my right leg was cut open so deep you could see the bone, and a peice of glass was milimetres away from hitting an artory just a little lower than my right ass cheek xD. My dad rushes to me, and pulls me out of the glass. He gets me into the front room, dragging me with his hands around my back, I remember seeing a line of blood following me as I slid across the carpet. It was like something you would see out of Postal 2. The weird thing was, I felt absoloutely no pain, none whatsoever. I was so terrified that I was going to die, that the feeling of pain, almost didn't exist. Blood was actually spurting out of my cut below my ass. When I was lying in hospital, not knowing there was a gaping wound, I just bend over to look at my leg, and I remember getting a close-up view of the wound. I was almost sick. They later proceeded to give me an anasthetic without any of this liquid that numbs the place where you're getting it, in this case, my left wrist. I counted to 4, and then woke up at 3. AM. When I looked at my bedsheet, there was a little splotch of blood where I must have bled a little as they put me to bed. For about a month I couldn't walk lol. I had 13 stitches in my leg wound. And 5 stitches in my ass wound. Thank God the hospital were so good to me, I felt like a complete idiot. Oh well, I'll never do that again

[Mark]

 

Kidney Stones!

 

I've broken bones and that pales in comparison. Keep yourselves hydrated kids!

I can imagine. My old PE teacher had those and said that even though he'd not only broken his collar bone 3 times in Rugby but also survived a pretty gnarly motorbike shunt where he broke both wrists and a leg, the kidney stones were the worst thing he's ever felt.

 

Worst I've had was appendicitis, but not the usual type. Mine wasn't acute, like most. As the condition came on gradually at first, my body actually formed an abscess around it which meant I couldn't be operated on by the time I actually got into hospital. The previous week to me being admitted to hospital I had what felt like 10x worse than a stitch in my lower right abdomen. A really sharp pain I can only liken to being stabbed (I've actually been stabbed in my arm similar to baptiste actually). Used to come on in twinges. The day before my A-level Physics exam I was violently sick all day (despite the doctor saying there's f*ck all wrong with me) and then later on a violent twinge whilst hobbling downstairs made me tumble the remaining 12 steps. By that point my dad decided enough was enough and hospital might be a good idea (also for the fact I f*cked my wrist in the flight towards the front door)

 

Spent the next week on a cocktail of antibiotics and morphene before leaving at 10am on a Monday, ready for a Maths exam at 1pm! Awesome fun.

[WhatsPoppin]

Since im a lazy bum i havent seen much injury but one i got to tell is more due to my plain stupidity than anything else

 

I have broken teeth all my front teeth for stupid reasons the first time was when i was running from my cousins dog and i kept looking back so when i faced forward WHAM nice steel trampoline bar to the jaw broke lot of teeth and something else in there. Second time was when Star Wars Episode 3 came out i thought Jedis were So cool so i put a steel pole in a weight and took a second pole(lightsaber) and smashed the pole in the weight it bounced back and smashed my face

[Seachmall]

Trying to pick dangle-berries out of my ass.

[chris]

Trying to pick dangle-berries out of my ass.

I always wondered who asked me to hold those smelly gloves, no wonder you never came back for them.

[Carnage1120]

Can we make it so that Emo's don't post about their emotional pains?

I really don't want to see this thread go in that direction.

 

I was hit by a car crossing red, it wasn't going that fast but it hurt.

so you havent had any emotional pain at all

 

one time i broke my arm, i suppose that hurt

Everyone does, But we honestly don't care about them. We wanna hear about bones breaking. Not something some angsty teenager would post on myspace.

[trip]

Trying to pick dangle-berries out of my ass.

well, that makes it sound like they are still there - unpicked

 

broke both my ankles...later tor the ligaments in one ankle. i think the ligament tear was more painful then the fractures.

 

on a regular bases i seem to accidentally kick heavy furniture while barefoot - that is always some good burning pain.

 

 

[The Unvirginiser]

I was lying on a sofa with my girlfriend, I had my leg up on a cofee table. We were toy fighting and I pushed her off, but she landed on my knee and kind of snapped it backwards on itself. Worst pain ever, can't even describe the feeling.

I broke my collar once too, which wasn't good.

[Panz]

*gross ass wound story*

Sounds like my brother. He got in a 4-wheeler accident and flipped it, and the tire was still spinning and dug down to the bone of his leg. It was also mm's away from hitting his artery. He got something like 38 staples. I can't even imagine how bad that must've hurt. I was little, and I just remember him screaming, "My leg fell off!" while I was playing in my sandbox.

 

Poor guy.

[BrownBear]

for nearly a year i had a liver problem that the doctors couldnt help

ive fallen of my bike hundreds of times

my mate (who is f*cking fat)rolled on me while on a trampoline he got stuck on my head for 2 minutes and my other sat on him wich didnt help much it was a painful and scary ordeal but afterwards we nearly pissed ourselves laughing

[livejoker]

 

Can we make it so that Emo's don't post about their emotional pains?

 

Now that's just labeling.

 

 

Root canal (nerve removal). The tooth was badly infected, and I'm impossible to numb. So I basically felt *Everything*.  And the dentist didn't stop, even though I was in horrible pain. The 90 minutes I was in there felt like days. Take good care of your teeth kids.

 

Thanks for the advice. You're too late, though.

I was at the skatepark with a few friends, riding our bikes, being all cool.

So one of my friends, Charles, says "Hey, you should try transfering (sp) from this ramp to the other one beside it. So I back-up the most I can and start pedaling (sp) like crazy. I hit the ramp. Whooooooooosh!

 

As I come down, directly over the other ramp which is sitting right beside the other one, my front tire hits the top of the ramp and catapults me over the bars. Now, I need braces and that was 2 years ago. O___O

[SanAndreasManiac]

I think I've been spanked in school for ~3 years, I know what pain is, but no one can superate a kick at the balls (it hurts just by thinking of it)

[Zxirius.]

The worst pain I've ever experienced was probably getting a full upper body sunburn to the point my shoulders were purple, and got sun poisoning. This happened twice while swimming when I forgot to put on sun protection between the ages of 10 and 12. Both times I obviously had to go to the doctor and was on medication to down the pain.

 

Needless to say, I learned my lesson. I'm now afraid to stay out in the summer sunlight, without screen or block, for more than ten minutes.

Edited August 22, 2009 by Zxirius

[xTRLx]

my crappy trampoline is only a 10 foot one. Most people have at least 12 foots. Anyways, one time I decided to do a backflip and try to hand on my stomach. The only problem was... I kinda overpowered it, resulting me in flying backwards and absoloutely smashing both of my shins on the side of the trampoline where the metal bit is. I was in agony, I thought both shins were broken, but suprisingly they were fine, just a little bruised for a few days.

[dog_day_sunrise]

In my university days I was a bit of a punk, and at one point had 16 piercings. A few of them hurt pretty bad, especially the couple I had below the waist . Also, the tattoo over my left shoulder hurt immensely, but that's probably because of what caused me the worst pain of my life.

 

I shattered my left shoulder blade, dislocated my left arm and badly broke my collarbone when I was in a car crash at the age of about 16. My mate, who was 18 at the time, lost control on a narrow, wooded stretch of road near where I used to live and we went spearing off into the trees. I was in the passenger side of the car, window open and arm resting on the door sill, when he lost it, and the left hand side of the car slammed into a very large tree stump.

 

That was terrifying- not least because it felt like my arm was about to fall off any minute, and I was so covered in dirt and blood and I was so blinded by the pain that I couldn't really tell whether it was still attached.

 

Currently have a steel pin holding two parts of it together- my left shoulder still looks pretty odd compared to my right and I get occasional twinges of pain in it.

[Gezim]

It was in the first grade, we had a substitute with us for a couple of months since my original teacher had a baby. Now, the substitute was a guy and he acted worse than the kids. We would pretty much cause chaos in the room throwing papers and whatnot. One day I was running in class and must of tripped and landed right on the edge of a table head first. Within seconds a huge ass ball formed on my forehead and (this being in the 1st grade) I didn't know what the f*ck it was and was really scared. My parents were pretty shocked and so was I knowing I had what look liked literally a ball inside my head. Oddly enough I don't remember it being that painful.

 

Not like the pain I used to get when riding my bike. One time my whole left leg endured a massive scrape. I remember I had a pretty deep one on my arm as well. Till today there is still small scar tissue.

[Carnage1120]

*gross ass wound story*

Sounds like my brother. He got in a 4-wheeler accident and flipped it, and the tire was still spinning and dug down to the bone of his leg. It was also mm's away from hitting his artery. He got something like 38 staples. I can't even imagine how bad that must've hurt. I was little, and I just remember him screaming, "My leg fell off!" while I was playing in my sandbox.

 

Poor guy.

Reminds me of that show on MTV

 

"Scarred"

[Beef_Supreme]

 

toothache is really a bitch. a few weeks ago, i couldnt sleep for 5 minutes without waking up in pain. i took 3 painkillers in like 1 hour and washed my teeth 5 times. i didnt slept at all.

 

I can relate to that. Tooth aches are the worse...

 

I had a tooth pulled today...that was some pretty intense pain. And I was pulled over on my way home. It was kind of hard to talk to the officer with my mouth bleeding and all.

[DemonKing]

Probably the migraines I endured all throughout my childhood. I'm not talking your general headache. These where literally skull splitting, and a lot of the time headache tablets couldn't get rid of them. Among the blinding pain in my head which caused dizziness, nausea and pretty much crippled me. I also had vomit induced by it as well. These migraines would crop up out of nowhere for no apparaent reason whatsoever and a lot of the time meant I couldn't go someplace as a child. It was pretty rough.

 

But I went to acupuncture place, and after some sessions there, while taking some meds, they've basically gone away.

 

Also I've almost drowned twice now. And why not being painful as such, it was pretty painful knowing I was going to drown and not do anything about it.

[trip]

Probably the migraines I endured all throughout my childhood. I'm not talking your general headache. These where literally skull splitting, and a lot of the time headache tablets couldn't get rid of them. Among the blinding pain in my head which caused dizziness, nausea and pretty much crippled me. I also had vomit induced by it as well. These migraines would crop up out of nowhere for no apparaent reason whatsoever and a lot of the time meant I couldn't go someplace as a child. It was pretty rough.

 

oh man. i hear ya there. i suffer migraines thanks to a birth defect that messed up my sinuses. the pain is beyond intense and there is nothing you can do. i usually end up vomiting for about 8-12hrs.

[Rebel]

Probably when I was a kid you know when you play on the monkey bars at the park, we used to play 'Gladiators' basically where 2 people would go to each side of the bars and get on and you'd have to pull the other person off with just you're legs. Just like on the TV show. Well lets just say, I got grabbed and before the other person let go of me I let go of the bars and landed with a huge thud on the concrete ground where I got winded really badly. Hitting the ground hurt like a bitch, but the fact that I couldn't breathe was probably the worst pain I've been in because I panicked as well.

 

Another time was probably around the same age I was in the park again with my friend and we were playing a game, I was stood behind him while he had a 4x4 wood plank in his hand, he swung the damn thing and I was too close and it ended up hitting me in the eye, can't say I felt anything at the time it happened because of shock. But once I got took home by my friend the next 2 weeks I was in major pain and I couldn't see anything out of my eye because of how bad it was. Didn't help the pain was because of the cold ice packs too.

[ThePhenom92]

When I broke my wrist wrestling, god damn that hurt.

 

I remember one day I took my gf out to the park and I played a lot of catch with my football but my arm felt fine. I probably played catch and threw the ball around in total for about 2 or so hours. The next day I go outside a couple of hours after I wake up to go play catch with my football and after about 5-10 throws my arm was in immense pain and it felt heavy around my elbow and bicep area. It hurt a lot and also felt weird.

 

Some times when I jam my fingers playing catch, it's been happening a lot as of late but I eventually got used to it but back when I used to jam my fingers the first few times hurt like hell.

 

And of course getting punched in the cherries.

[rubba_dukie]

Watching my girlfriend give birth to our son, she was squeezing my hand really hard....

 

 

 

[Punk-in-Drublic]

More recently though (as in a few seconds ago) I just repierced my septum with a safety pin. Now that was painful.

I attempted my lip with a safety pin, I knew that I should have followed my mates advice and had it done somewhere proper. I actually pierced my ear with one a few years back, and it healed up a couple of times, resulting in me having two holes in the back of my ear and one at the front.

 

@DemonKing: I used to suffer migraines when I was 14-16, they have pretty much stopped now, but I get them every blue moon. Probabally the worst recurring pain ever, I couldnt even open my eyes.

[livejoker]

Watching my girlfriend give birth to our son, she was squeezing my hand really hard....

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Evolves into a pokemon*

[Killer783]

Watching my girlfriend give birth to our son, she was squeezing my hand really hard....

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Evolves into a pokemon*

So cute.And painfull but your girlfriend is the one in pain.

[livejoker]

Watching my girlfriend give birth to our son, she was squeezing my hand really hard....

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Evolves into a pokemon*

So cute.And painfull but your girlfriend is the one in pain.

This is the worst pain you've ever had, not some girl you picked up at school.

[Starion]

At age 10 I ran clean head first into a brick wall and fractured my skull.

 

It was only a small fracture, but I never went to the hospital, or the doctors, or anything and now I have quite a suttle, but wide lump on the right side of my forehead.

 

For the next month afterwards it looked and felt very much how Gezim described in his post; it looked like I had a f*cking golf ball on my head, yet the pain wasn't too bad when it wasn't touched. Although it does feel funny when I touch it even today.

 

 

I've also had my arm slammed in a big wooden door during the rush out of lessons at school. I thought it was broken, but luckily it was just bruised.