oldage Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 since it's summer many wasps (whatever applies to you) wake up to come and annoy you. Am I the only one here that would jump up and scream like a girl when there's one on my nose? also my mum was attacked by one, her finger was as thick as a glue stick (the thick ones) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Depends on where you live, I haven't seen a single bee this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 also my mum was attacked by one, her finger was as thick as a glue stick (the thick ones) Ewwwww. Not too much of a problem for me, but I've never liked them, they annoy me and alos worry me, despite the fact I've never been stung. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I've only ever been stung once, right on the lip though, it hurt pretty bad. they have annoyed me this summer, when I was eating a KFC, one was just attacking me from all angles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 Depends on where you live, I haven't seen a single bee this summer. not even when you're doing barbecue/dining outside? I drowned some wasps in my drink several times, but that's because they weren't sitting steady on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) I squashed a wasp with a spanner at work on Monday. f*ck yeah! It was actually on the rear tyre of a bike, I hit the tyre with the spanner and the wasp fell on the floor, then I smeared it across the floor. It made quite a mess of the pale coloured lino. Well, it did eventually blend in with all the oil and other crap we get on the floor. Edited August 19, 2009 by Blades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Depends on where you live, I haven't seen a single bee this summer. not even when you're doing barbecue/dining outside? I drowned some wasps in my drink several times, but that's because they weren't sitting steady on it. I live in a large city. Even the time I spent in jersey, I didn't see a single wasp. And Jersey is dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 i totally run away like a scared school girl running from uncle ed. i am one of the lucky ones that dies if stung. its serious to the point where i don't get to carry the standard eppipen(sp) but rather a straight shot hypo needle. when i get stung i have to give my self the shot and make it to the hospital in 10 minutes or i risk dieing. freaky thing is i used to get stung like once a year. i actually have to dress different and smell different in the summer months to prevent any unprovoked attacks. thanks to that i haven't been stung in a few years. i prob just jinxed myself and will get stung tomorrow or something. scary thing is i got stung all the time as a younger person, and didn't develop the alergy until i was in my 20s. That first new sting was a very close call. oh oh oh oh...i had my scrotum stung as a kid - i went to sit on my bike(banana seat) and didn't see the bee. youch My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Bees are alright in my book. They're not one to sting without good reason so as long as you don't piss them off they'll leave you alone, plus bumble bees are cute. Wasps on the other hand...I agree. They often require no provocation to sting you and will almost definitely go for you if you annoy them. Killing them can be fun though, once when I was chopping up veg with a fairly chunky kitchen knife one wouldn't f*ck off so I took a swipe at it. Cut the thing in two. Muahaha. I called it justice for one crawling up my shorts and stinging me about 2 cm from the family jewels. The bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Bees,wasps etc don't bothered me it's those damn mosquitoes that get on my nerves when I'm upstate by the lake. They creep up on you and shove themselves into your ears. zzz! neeeeel zzz! zzz! zzz's zzzz's neeeeel zzz! zzz! Fu*king anoying bast*rds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 i totally run away like a scared school girl running from uncle ed. i am one of the lucky ones that dies if stung. its serious to the point where i don't get to carry the standard eppipen(sp) but rather a straight shot hypo needle. when i get stung i have to give my self the shot and make it to the hospital in 10 minutes or i risk dieing. freaky thing is i used to get stung like once a year. i actually have to dress different and smell different in the summer months to prevent any unprovoked attacks. thanks to that i haven't been stung in a few years. i prob just jinxed myself and will get stung tomorrow or something. scary thing is i got stung all the time as a younger person, and didn't develop the alergy until i was in my 20s. That first new sting was a very close call. oh oh oh oh...i had my scrotum stung as a kid - i went to sit on my bike(banana seat) and didn't see the bee. youch That's horrible Have you looked into Immunotherapy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I have been stung a fair few times, it damn hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greebo-man Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I hate them more than a rainy winter morn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I once tried to engage a bee in a fist-fight. f*cker stung me. But he died, so I guess I won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Depends on where you live, I haven't seen a single bee this summer. not even when you're doing barbecue/dining outside? I drowned some wasps in my drink several times, but that's because they weren't sitting steady on it. I live in a large city. Even the time I spent in jersey, I didn't see a single wasp. And Jersey is dirty. Agree, Passaic-Newark-Hoboken-Patterson are as dirty as it gets. Clifton-Garfield-Paramus-Lodi are the nicest places I've ever been to. Oh! yea! Trenton is a dump and it's the capital. The only bugs I've seen there have been roaches and it's only been at the middle of the night when you turn on the lights. If you live in those areas you know what I'm talking about. Jersey still rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer783 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 There's was a big red one I think there were called paper wasps I killed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3minty3 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 The thing I am scared off most is wasps. The will try to sting you even if you do nothing. Bees are alright but I would prefer if they werent in my garden because I still have to be careful with them. Killed 2 wasps in the last 2 weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimd41 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 There's not much wasps here, only in grandpa's town around the water. I've never been stung by a wasp, if you don't mess with them, they won't touch you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaboobala Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Wasps sting me all the time for no f*cking reason. Those yellowjacket ones. I think it's cause I'm always chewing gum. To be fair though, I did some pretty vindictive things to them as a kid. There's a way to catch em that almost always yields results: Just leave an open plastic bottle of sprite outside, with an inch or so of soda left in it. They get trapped for some reason. Then let a few accumulate, shake up the bottle to stun them, clip their wings and leave them by an ant colony. The ants will f*ck up the wasps big-time. That's what they get for being such dirty communists. Humans win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussiebushmatt Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 A couple of summers ago a wasp landed on my lips and proceeded to 'lick' up the milk that was still on my mouth from my cereal. Bastard. I let it continue until it got bored and then ran back into the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Wasps sting me all the time for no f*cking reason. Those yellowjacket ones. I think it's cause I'm always chewing gum. To be fair though, I did some pretty vindictive things to them as a kid. There's a way to catch em that almost always yields results: Just leave an open plastic bottle of sprite outside, with an inch or so of soda left in it. They get trapped for some reason. Then let a few accumulate, shake up the bottle to stun them, clip their wings and leave them by an ant colony. The ants will f*ck up the wasps big-time. That's what they get for being such dirty communists. Humans win. You need to video this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Or see a psychiatrist about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaboobala Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Or see a psychiatrist about it. My wasp psycho days are over. Kids y'know... heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 A couple of summers ago a wasp landed on my lips and proceeded to 'lick' up the milk that was still on my mouth from my cereal. Bastard. I let it continue until it got bored and then ran back into the house Smart thinking otherwise you would of end up like this guy, poor fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I f*cking hate bugs, unless they're like a ladybug or whatever. My old house had a huge flower bush right by the door, and I would have to take a leap of faith up the stairs so I wouldn't get stung by the usual 10-20 bees hovering around it every day in the Summer. Wasps are even worse, because they just don't know when to quit. Luckily, I'm able to punch them as they fly at me so they forget where they are and buzz off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) I think they're annoying and should stop being so schizophrenic. Luckily I haven't been stung by one so far. Now BUMBLEBEES ;____; so cute and lovely. They're just like *bzzz* flying and then when they collect pollen (not Polish people, but flower dust) they're like *BIZZBiZZZBIZZ* and they don't sting you unless you stomp on them or something. Speaking of catching wasps in beverages, I left some Red Bull for my friend once and we were outside. He didn't drink it for half an hour or so, and then when he started drinking it he got stung in the tongue by a wasp that got in the can. Nasty. Edited August 19, 2009 by nlitement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 There was a beehive in our garage last summer. I haven't a clue how it got there, but it was there. I haven't got stung by one for a few summers now though, which is lucky seeing as I sometimes have a horde swarm around me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themanwiththeplan Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 A fun thing to do is to smear some jam on a table and wait for a wasp to come by and start shagging/licking/whatevering to it. Then trap the little f*cker with an empty bottle. Then put the cap on the bottle and put the little sh*t in the freezer for and keep checking to see when its knocked out. Once its unconscious tie some string around it and then tie the other end of the string o something else. Viola, a wasp on a lead. Or you could just kill the f*ckers...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panz Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 There was a wasp about two months ago flying around my room, and I tried to shoo it out the window, but it got trapped between the window on the inside of the house and the one on the outside. I figured I'd let it suffer and die by itself. Now, a month or two later, I see the f*cking thing, twice as big, flying around in there! Man, those things can survive on dust or something. But it's huge now, and I'm definitely not opening that window for a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Spray him with Windex. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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