manofpeace Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good. I Hope This Helps... -------------------- Report Post OH YEAH! 5000th POST! With the help of SCIENCE , I have become unf*ckwithable! Thanks to my Chevrolet Fireant©, I can storm the land with the power of my sheer awesomeness, AND THERE ISN'T ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! Of course, throughout my endeavor to surmount to such greatness, there were always the goody two-shoes that just had to get in my way. Needless to say, they were dealt with accordingly. Here is the list of victims I've kept: STM was a special case, with his suction abilities allowing him pull his body back together after I broke him with my HammerBeam©. He was easily defeated when I tossed him into a giant vacuum. You may ask, "Surely, with such marvelous power, there must be those who have tried at some sort of alliance to preserve their existance? Can I be your friend?" First of all, don't call me Surely; Second of all, allow me to introduce you to those worthy of my respect and/or mercy (not including you): Ja750 Shutttlecock GTA3Rockstar CCPD Ikonik Oogie TasteOfChaos Saget VCSA and all of the Gostown Production Team finallight Daz tom Voodoo. Doink Sweets mark-2007 beto. $RebelG El Zilcho DemonKing CaliGangstar Chunk lega-c Masterkraft Warlord. Oblivionz shaDow SIP YEK NOD W_J_F OdDsOcK Ottae Otter Pat Dope. Various people I've chatted with and agreed with spared over my 2½ years here. Gangs You're all worthy, except for you, Zaibatsu! I've got my eye on you. Oh, and I've granted you all one free post*. *Take it while you can, before my Fireant© gets hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt.slaughter Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Happy 5000th posts .Thanks fer te freee post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Hahah, Congratz dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats on the 5k, nice Flame-Essay you posted although your username gave it away as a milestone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargr Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats, but some else used the same topic tittle last time, and it wasn't that long ago too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats on the milestone dude. I remember you well from Finish the Story and the many hours we put into CoD4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Capel Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Free post/Congrats! If my CoD4 disk wasn't broken I'd still be annihilating on search and destroy with yee! (I'm the artist formerly known as Land Of Confusion btw. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats for the 5k, I didn't read all of the introduction post because I know you will never commit forums suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Well f*ck you too, bitch. Congrats on the milestone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizzard14 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 You swine. You... Stoped reading. Obvious Milestone is Obvious. Now get the f*ck out. Listen................and listen well, dumb bitch..Im kiding, gratz on the 5k.......... I JUST CAME HERE FOR THE FREE POST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 ...if you can read thisYou're TOO Close!! Congratulations are in order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats on your 5k milestone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Quite possibly my favorite milestone ever. Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 You swine. You vulgar little maggot. . . I Hope This Helps... Most_epic_troll_ever. Kung Rats. I'm glad I don't show up on these lists anymore. I hate having to act friendly around humans. BTW, a little Klonopin wil smooth ya right out. You'll be fine. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats on your milestone, great topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 When I saw the topic title, I was like "this has got to be a milestone". Then when I started to read the post, I wasn't so sure anymore, because it was so convincing D: Until I scrolled down and saw the whole writing didn't really have a point, and that there was more content under your "signature" Congrats and thanks for the respect ;D You managed to reach 5000 posts quite quickly, huh? Or is it me that's getting slow? |DeviantArt|Flickr|YouTube|#amf| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWEETSAPRIK Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats MOP. I just went ahead and assumed the first part was aimed at slammy. PяopagaиdaIиc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enjoii Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats on the milestone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats dude. Do you still have that banner you had as a sig. before GTA IV came out? I'm talking about the one with Badman holding a hilighter to Niko (which was originally a boxcutter). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Positive and happy milestones ftw Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Agh, what about me? IIRC i played Blockland with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyraxx Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Wooo free post, grats on the 5K man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjimino234 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Nice rant... Good on ya dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats! Thanks for the respect also!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats on your milestone. Oh, and nice avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uNi Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats for the effort milestone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt.slaughter Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats on your milestone. Oh, and nice avatar. Lol,I Ad-Blocked your sig . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaWJ Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congrats dude! Look at that fireant mobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Good for you ... had me going there ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 I just went ahead and assumed the first part was aimed at slammy. And here I was, wondering who fit that description. Congrats on the 5k, manofpeace. Spread the love hate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
