Lethal Nizzle Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Once a friend of mine had given me his bottles of lager to hold while he went for a p*ss, and as he did two police officers came round the corner. Now round here we have this one officer who is an ex-riot van and Army man, so he's known to be tough as sh*t. So when they come around the corner, all of us sit on one of the hills and act casual. As we wait for them to come closer, I slip the bottles of lager behind one of my other friends, unbeknownst to him, and the police start questioning. All my mate could do, seeing as he's a lanky, skinny idiot, was stutter as this tough cop started barking at him. Goood times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 The most recent one I can think of was this year in school, I was in class, and I said I knew how to make a bomb, and then I gave instructions. Reeaaallly smart Cops came in to school and sh*t hit the fan. FAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 Ever since Timmy McVeigh and Oklahoma bombing, we all know that. Dealing with the problem I have, the car remains in impound while I inquired where to get the money I don't have... They are adding $25 a day to my fee, and the the ticket for the crime? Probably will come to $200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 The most recent one I can think of was this year in school, I was in class, and I said I knew how to make a bomb, and then I gave instructions. Reeaaallly smart Cops came in to school and sh*t hit the fan. FAST. That was a bit over the top, any kid with the internet knows how to make a bomb. And if they had malicious intent they wouldn't be boasting about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 In my Real Monsters serial killer thread, one of those sickos was bragging to an ex con about his participation in a murder spree, and the con turned him in, so there ya go. Some people even tape record their crimes and wind up with that used against them. So, it'd different in different cases. You guys should check out those True Crime sites. It's better then buying some book. Anyway, That's getting OT again ... Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leik oh em jeez! Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Meh, uploaded photoshop to my school's public server. I'm sitting in my computer engineering class playing Wolfenstein 3D when two deputies, a school administrator, and our network administrator walk in. Spent about 40 minutes talking to me during first period, then let me go back to class. Got called to the administrator's office during 3rd period and the freaking Admin of the servers for like all of North Carolina was there, along with the school's nework admin. Spent a few more hours discussing how illegal it really was to do such a thing, and how they could expell me, blah blah blah. And how they could contact Adobe, and then adobe would sue me for a hundred billion dollars to make an example out of me and so on. Anyways, they decided not to charge with anything, and to suspend me for a week, and disable my account for logging on to school computers. Prior to this, I had my account disabled for 3 days, at which point 94Mb of my 100Mb private server space was used up. When my account was re-enabled, all my stuff was gone, yet I still had only 6Mb free space. So, I got the network admin to create me a new account. Why this matters is that when they disabled my account, they disabled the old one, but not the new one. So I got to coninue my constant hacking of the school's network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 As an addendum, I put Walking now, I am actually riding my bike. I have two left that WERE NOT stolen from here. It did take me 90 minutes to ride to my friend's house, and he drove me back, however, That wore me out as it was! Don't repeat this mistake! It SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 As an addendum, I put Walking now, I am actually riding my bike. I have two left that WERE NOT stolen from here. It did take me 90 minutes to ride to my friend's house, and he drove me back, however, That wore me out as it was! Don't repeat this mistake! It SUCKS! slamman, pick up a beat to crap motorcycle for a couple hundred. insurance is super cheap, not to mention gas mpg makes it so you don't even notice gas prices. the last old bike i insured was a 1981 yamaha xv920 and it only cost me 60 bucks a year to insure(keep in mind the fact that i live in a high priced insurance area). im not sure what it is like in your area for bikes - but around here cops don't stop bikes for little things. ie. you can go years without inspection and not get pulled over. my buddy has a bike that is beat to sh*t with no turn signals, pieces held on with zip ties and phone cord, no inspection,non working break light, and expired tags and he has never been pulled over. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Pulled over for tail light infraction, they found my insurance lapsed, they towed my car and frisked me!I got a STAY OUT OF JAIL FREE card, but am now facing more debt that I can't get cleared. Wishing I'd charged everything, you can clear that debt with a phone call these days!! DAMMIT. So, ever gotten close to jail, impounded, thrown in the back of a squad car?? {I know there was another thread, but not sure where it is now} There's three options to pay for your debt or prevented this from happening. 1 - Get a job to pay for your tail light 2 - Get a job to pay for your insurance 3 - Get a job to pay for your debt All in all, get a job. Problem solved. Speaking of which, I got court on Sept. 23 for a citation of causing a fire on the fourth of July. Bullcrap reason though, neighbors suck ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 (edited) As an addendum, I put Walking now, I am actually riding my bike. I have two left that WERE NOT stolen from here. It did take me 90 minutes to ride to my friend's house, and he drove me back, however, That wore me out as it was! Don't repeat this mistake! It SUCKS! slamman, pick up a beat to crap motorcycle for a couple hundred. insurance is super cheap, not to mention gas mpg makes it so you don't even notice gas prices. the last old bike i insured was a 1981 yamaha xv920 and it only cost me 60 bucks a year to insure..... Get a job? Who'dda guessed you could make a living doing that? Fact is, I'm constantly looking to GET HIRED, Yeah, strange. I am also constantly trying to sell my computers and electronics and ending up at a dead end. I can't stop buying stuff though, it's an addiction like anything else. This car fiasco is gonna cost me $400. The insurance is $300 for 6 months. Through Progressive... very close by so that's easy to deal with in-person. I had to bike to my friends... AGAIN, then when he didn't show, after I called him, I rode out 15 miles to the police and impound yard, another 3 miles or something, all in all, I spent the last 24 to 48 hours dealing with it. I had no extra money and $20 in my account. That's it. I am as broke as one gets... I don't make light of working, I need work but I also know what I can do from my history of work that's about 20 years or more in total However, I am not a motorcycle guy, I've ridden ATV and minibikes, and snowmobiles, which I enjoy but they are not the most quiet, or comfortable ride getting around. I like cars with some quiet tone, not obnoxious stuff like those imports with high-whining motors. Anyway, just to address the repies ^ and not go off the topic. I should have this sorted by week's end. BTW, GTA3RS, A kid got shot in the neck for fireworks in my State, the guy with the shotgun skipped town, but they got the guy in Texas...said he was visiting someone, or running from the crime!! Edited July 15, 2009 by Slamman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Capel Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Well, I've been almost arrested for what I assume would have been "Belligerent behavior", or some such charge. Essentially, I was dropping every swear word in the book I could on a cop because, A. I don't like the police around my way. B. I was being an idiot, and I was angry. C. He was interviewing me asking if I pulled out a knife on someone, and the person who reported me had been arrested several times and nearly arrested several others. Anyway, one of them was eventually fed-up and said something along the lines of "You want me to put you in cuffs punk?" Or some other bullsh*t. He was bluffing, he just left the room to interview someone else and his partner finished the interview. Also, I was almost arrested for assault , but that's another story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 DId you get your car back yet or what Slammy? If not, how do you plan on EVER getting it out?/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 I'm having my own Tech Meltdown, solved one I THINK, but while the site was down I was back and forth, 15 miles ONE WAY on my bike to sort the sh*t out. I got my car, yeah! I also gained access to the two Xbox projects and delivered them to repair last night, and I am excited in the hopes both of them get sorted so they work again! I had a glimmering hope as both DID work for a short time. I was unable to get help with the charges, and offered what I had in cash and they took off the excess I couldn't manage. I still have a ticket and some numbers for legal aid, not sure what will happen there, but again, I am using what I got the rest of the month for rent. Lame thing is the economy WAS predicted to turn around this year, but not too obviously, some are predicting things still getting worse, if not better, or more of the same. After the initial job loss flood, which seems to be about 200,000 to 500,000 cuts PER MONTH here, in recent months, is that several Ponzi schemes and swindles have come to light, those A-holes bilking hard working honest people of their life savings. I can look on the bright side that others REALLY have it worse. But the other shoe is yet to fall it seems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Hate to bring more bad news Slamman - but the economy is going nowhere but down for quite some time. Apparently the "stimulus" plan - which was to create 4 million jobs - was just a big scam. I know there are few/no new jobs in Ohio - in fact more factories are closing. This economy sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scifen Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Felony: Once was arrested for breaking & entering and uttering death threats. beat that by having to go to anger management classes Misdermenor: Another time I was dumb drunk with one of my friends and we lifted up a sewer hatch and rolled it down the street. Cops told us someone could have died. Misdermenor: Shop lifting spray paint. Misdermenor: In a park after dark Misdermenor: Iv been stopped numerous times when iv been out tagging sh*t up. Once there was this super close call and the cops were looking for some dude who had beat up his girlfriend I apparently matched his description. But everything checked out and I was on my way. This other time I was with a large group of friends at the metro station when two cops tried to shake down one of my friends. Everyone in the metro went f*cking nuts and started shouting f*ck the Police and a huge fight broke out. People were punching eachother out punching cops 3 other kids got arrested. Cops took out riot gear and started pepper spraying everyone. "Just when I thought I was out, They pulled me back in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daint Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Hm, I suppose I've had a fair few run ins with the police thus far in my life... only been arrested once though, mind. But, that story is far too long and boring, but I will recall the time I was oh so very lucky to get away with it.. It happened one Saturday evening. It'd been a busy day, I'd been out with a big group of mates, and drugs had been the main order of the day. Me and my mate had bought a quarter, but, as luck would have it, my other mates decided to be rather generous with their smoking today, so I'd had about 3-4 joints without having to touch my lovely quarter. On top of this, I'd done speed for the first time on that day, so I was really f*cked. Rolls around to about half 6ish, and me and my mate decide it's time to go chill near my house and get this quarter smoked. However, this evening we decided to introduce one of our female friends to weed, seeing as she'd been bugging us to smoke with her for a while now. So, we get to this little chiller spot we have, which is an old cricket pavilion. We're sat on the roof, as we have done many times before, smoking 2 nice big joints, when this old couple walk down the dirt road near us, with their dogs. They stopped and stared at us from a distance, but we thought nothing of it, but by this time our female friend is getting all antsy. We manage to calm her down, and finish our joints, and I'm feeling nicely high. We get down off the roof, and by this point it's getting pretty dark. We're sat next to the pavilion and we hear something, and see a car pull up on this dirt lane next to where we're sat. Me and my mate, god knows why, decide to walk towards this car, and before we know it we have 2 flashlights pointed in our faces. At this point I'm beginning to sh*t myself, as I've got a big bag of weed, a grinder, lots of seal bags, and 40 cigs on me, and I'm 15, with a prior police record. The officers ask us what we're doing here and me and my mate start blabbering on that we're "just chilling" and what have you. I ask why they're here, and as they reply, a riot van and 3 more cars pull up, "We've been called out as there is a suspected burglary in this location, do you have anything on you you shouldn't have?". In a panic, I reply "Um, no no nothing", and then as they begin to search us the girl we were with sh*ts herself and runs into a field nearby. I've forgotten where my weed and sh*t is, if it's in my bag or on my person. They finish searching me, and move to my bag. They run my name and find my previous record of "going equipped to burglarize" and in the process of searching my bag, find a pair of gloves, a big black coat and a change of clothes which needless to say doesn't look good. They go to open the front pocket of my bag, and my heart sinks, I remember this is where all my sh*t is, the weed, the grinder etc. The officer flicks through it, and then zips it back up. "This ones okay" he says. I'm now thinking what the f*ck? They realise we're not trying to burglarize anything and start talking to us, telling us we'd better go, when 2 officers come up the dirt path with my female friend, who is at this point is hyperventilating and repeating "You're real police... you're not like off the bill..". The cop laughs, "No love, we're not like off the bill. Is she with you two lads?" I reply yes and they tell us we'd better get on our way, and to be careful about what we're doing next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Capel Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 That's a hell of a story, I wish the police around where I live were that cool. Also, excuse my cultural ignorance, but what did your friend mean when she said "You're not like off the bill?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daint Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 That's a hell of a story, I wish the police around where I live were that cool. Also, excuse my cultural ignorance, but what did your friend mean when she said "You're not like off the bill?" Hah, I should've realised more people wouldnt get that. In the UK, theres a police show called the Bill about police, the old bill is a slang term for police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Capel Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Oh yea, I'd known the term Old Bill, I just didn't put two and two together, hehe. Pray tell, got any other interesting encounters with the LEO's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) Well How Bout that, my name is Bill too. Well, I still got a ticket from the mess, but at least I got the fuses replaced that caused me to be pulled over, I have a radio that's wired in, with mated attachments so it doesn't really fit in the consoles dash. I had it out and some loose wire short circuited and blew two fuses, both 20 amp and I was clean outta those! The police pulled me over because the taillights were off, but the headlights worked... nice back up, GM! hahaha Oh, and Bohan? I talked with a guy off Craig's List by phone today and he was saying that new job creation was "Politicians talking" again, a lot of F**kin' lip service. I hope you're wrong, for all American's sakes Edited July 21, 2009 by Slamman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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