Braindawg Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 So me and my buddy James are sitting at my place watching a game of basketball, and sudently he's like "hey dude. i need to tell you something but i want you to keep it a secret, OK?" and im like, sure man whatever (I'll tell everyone i know) so then he goes "alright.. so when i was 14 i had my girlfriend at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't f*ck because my mom kept walking around the house and I had to leave the door open. so we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailing her for like 2 minutes and I feel something wierd on my nuts. I feel my nuts and jump right off of her and there was a leach clinched on my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this f*cking leach" At this point I turn off the TV. He then drinks some of the beer and continues with this: "As they are removing the leach and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood,my dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and sais yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and my girlfriend. that was f*cked up man" I lost my speach for a second there. he then said he had to go after he pretended to look at his watch. when he left i laughed my ass off. that was good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizzard14 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 God dam, how old is this joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Why am I having this déjà vu feeling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Nice job copying and pasting a very, very old story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Old copypasta is old. Edit, beaten to it. Three times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuro-neko Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 It lacked that funniness that the George Foreman story had. 2/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Hmm, perhaps it would be hilarious if /b/ hadn't beat you to the punchline decades ago. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet_Chris Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 This was somewher on Twitter, I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 To add insult to injury you spelt weird wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuirt Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Didn't bother to read since I'm pretty sure it'll be a complete waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Is anyone else embarrassed for this topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTank Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Didn't bother to read since I'm pretty sure it'll be a complete waste of time. I'm sure you have already read it anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Didn't bother to read since I'm pretty sure it'll be a complete waste of time. You are correct, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 So my buddy James, he's a moderator on this one innernets forum, and he saw a stupid topic one day and he locked it. True story. "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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