Seachmall Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Nope, it's not a milestone. Two Mexican wrestling midgets have been killed and robbed by fake prostitutes. MEXICO CITY — Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers. Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr." Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered. Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose. That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes. - Source (Fox News) RIP Mexican wrestling midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyn Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Wow Fox news using an offensive term like 'midget'. Shocking really. SRS Incorporated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) Wow Fox news using an offensive term like 'midget'. Shocking really. Sky news are using it too, all the sites seem to be and so are the Mexican Police. Really brings home the tragedy. Edited July 3, 2009 by Seachmall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizzard14 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "La Parkita" HOLY SH*T, NOOO....meh, who am i kidding, i dont even watch wrestling here in the US, let alone wrestling from over there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ometh Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Lol that is trully f*cked up. RIP little men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Holy sh*t, that is messed up. You gotta be careful with who you meet because they might drug and rob you. RIP little Mexican wrestlers. Now you can grapple each other in the clouds of heaven (or the pits of hell). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Dickfingers Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Pickpocketing midgets eh? How could anyone stoop so low!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IShootYew Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Pickpocketing midgets eh? How could anyone stoop so low!? You'd have to have rubber legs? </Jokekill> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 This oddly reminds me of the great mauling. http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm Or should I say mini-mauling? Terrible puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 It's a well known fact that Prostitutes and Lions are a Midget's worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerner Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 This oddly reminds me of the great mauling. http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm Or should I say mini-mauling? Terrible puns. Why? Just because they are small, doesn't mean that they should be killed by lions to satisfy a bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 This oddly reminds me of the great mauling. http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm Or should I say mini-mauling? Terrible puns. Why? Just because they are small, doesn't mean that they should be killed by lions to satisfy a bet. He never said they should. I think you read the post wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Don't worry; it's a fake story after all, nerner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sananoutlaw Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 It had to happen someday, just wasn't sure if it'd happen within my lifetime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Makes me naturally think of the Jack Black film on the subject of a Mexican Wrestler. Pretty dumb and could not bring myself to watch it. (was shown at work by my boss who brought it in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusX1 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 aaah Las Vegas hookers..... OH, eh, nevermind. Yeah R.I.P microcans. I hope I, I mean they can catch those vixe....criminals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
looloolooigotsomeapples Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Wow Fox news using an offensive term like 'midget'. Shocking really. BOYCOTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjimino234 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Prostitutes drugging then killing Mexican wrestling midgets. Hmmm... WHAAA?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Makes me naturally think of the Jack Black film on the subject of a Mexican Wrestler. Pretty dumb and could not bring myself to watch it. (was shown at work by my boss who brought it in) Yarp, Nacho Libre was the worst film i ever went to the cinema to see, i didn't actually want to watch it but i thought i'd be kind to my guest and go with his choice since he'd already seen the film i wanted to watch. Then the ungrateful fatty spent half the film going to the foyer to buy more food, i'm pleased i don't know him anymore as he also insisted on adding every randomer he talked to as a friend on my Xbox Live. Shame about the prostitute, i heard she got small pickings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Were they hot? The midgets I mean, not those dispicable murderers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Nizzle Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 This story was conveniently placed next to a photo shoot of Abbey Clancy on Page 3 of The Sun. I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike752 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Happy milestone! Wait, this isn't a milestone? This is....odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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