poopskin Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 "That's what SHE said!" People who make those retarded jokes make me want to decapitate them and use their remains as a lawn ornament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thosebout2rock Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I hate when people use annoying phrases for the weather. "The sun is splitting stones" "You could fry an egg out there" "The heavens have opened" What the hell ever happened to its "hot", "warm","Cold" etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Wait a minute - the forum's resident epic emo has a problem with metaphors? Bless me, I thought I'd never see the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thosebout2rock Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Wait a minute - the forum's resident epic emo has a problem with metaphors? Bless me, I thought I'd never see the day. Looks like you just did see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 "That's what SHE said!" People who make those retarded jokes make me want to decapitate them and use their remains as a lawn ornament. Well, it depends really. Sometimes they are just so opportune. For instance, I used to have a slight fringe, and while walking in the rain, water would drip off of it into my eyes. I was walking through the rain once with my friend, and rain was dripping off my fringe; I remarked ''Oh f*ck, it's all in my eyes'', to which my friend responded with ''that's what she said''. Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I like using "that's what she said" at times when it's not suited at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I like using "that's what she said" at times when it's not suited at all. That would be a non-sequitur, which is different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxrevv Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 ROFLCOPTER. I just can't understand what ROFLCOPTER differs from ROFL or ROFLMAO. When I hear people say ROFLCOPTER,flashing images of a 8 year old brat with his eys moving all over the place and drooling over I do not know what,while twirling around like a ballet dancer who had a seizure,would appear in my head. No offences meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I like using "that's what she said" at times when it's not suited at all. i hear ya. i love doing that. problem is my wife has amazing comic timing and is better. i work in the land of buzzwords, so i will spare ya'll anymore then what i left in my first post here. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Any internet memes or phrases that are used in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guru Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I hate it when people use roflcopter or something like that and when they use internet terms in real life for example lol, f*cking annoying in real life. The butcher, the baker, time to meet your maker Tell you to your face, you ain't nuttin but a faker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I hate when people around here use "thing" as a verb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damon Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I hate when people around here use "thing" as a verb Thing being used as a verb? Sounds like a horrible abuse of language. What's it used as a verb for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent17 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I hate it when you ask someone what time it is, and they respond "It's a quarter after." A quarter after what asshole?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The New Pollution Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Almost every 'Americanised' word of English (eg. 'Color'). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alx-ndr Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Almost every 'Americanised' word of English (eg. 'Color'). yehh... America missed out a few letters when it came to spelling words correctly lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I hate when people around here use "thing" as a verb Thing being used as a verb? Sounds like a horrible abuse of language. What's it used as a verb for? yeah, you're right, that's really very horrible, it's used when the dumbass, at the time of the talk, doesn't remember the word to use then replace by thing. e g: "I thinged a thing." weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaunr Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Almost every 'Americanised' word of English (eg. 'Color'). 'color' is the propour spelling. okour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Almost every 'Americanised' word of English (eg. 'Color'). yehh... America missed out a few letters when it came to spelling words correctly lol That always baffled me. A peeve of mine has always been when people pronounce 'circa' as 'sirca' - there is no soft c in latin so it should be pronounced 'kirka' more like 'kairka' if you want to sound correct My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilya Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 (edited) Almost every 'Americanised' word of English (eg. 'Color'). Color is the more original English... the 'u' was added to look more Frenchy, most likely due to the Normans. Same with governour, horrour, authour, mirrour etc. ...But then, the 'u' injected into those particular words has been done away with in Britain nowadays, from what I've seen. Basically, in this instance, Americans have more reverted to the older/original English, while Britons tend towards the newer, French-inspired changes. Ironic, that. On an other note, I always chuckle when I happen across 'sceptical', as the older spelling is 'skeptical'. The 'k' was replaced by the 'c' because of the French word 'sceptique'. However, the 'c' is silent in that French word, so I read it as 'septical'. Edited July 19, 2009 by Supreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 What seems to piss me off is the use of the word "amount". Like when people say, for example, "The amount of times, the amount of people, the amount of cars," etc. It annoys me! Don't people know that it should be "number" instead? Like, "The number of times, the number of people, the number of cars," etc. It just makes more sense that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaunr Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 i just remembered a really annoying one. 'true dat' Even if you're saying it to sound stupid so it's funny, it doesn't matter, because it's just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Or even worse when people constantly talk 3rd person in the most annoying way - "Me thinks that isn't true" Well, actually, "methinks" is real English and comes from Old English meaning "[to] me [it] seems" (not "thinks") i.e. "it seems that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw911 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I am originally from Massachusetts and everyone there says "wicked" example: that show was wicked awesome! bu when I moved to California people say "hella" example: that class was hella long so when I moved to California, people made fun of me for saying "wicked" and now i'm saying "hella" all the time. I hate when people say it and I hate when I say it. its a stupid habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I hate it when you ask someone what time it is, and they respond "It's a quarter after." A quarter after what asshole?! THANK YOU. My parents wold always do that. "Quarter after." or "quarter till." I'm like, Jesus, you have a watch, just f*cking tell me the time! I despise the phrase "I know, right?" when not used in a sarcastic demeanor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I hate it when you ask someone what time it is, and they respond "It's a quarter after." A quarter after what asshole?! THANK YOU. My parents wold always do that. "Quarter after." or "quarter till." I'm like, Jesus, you have a watch, just f*cking tell me the time! I despise the phrase "I know, right?" when not used in a sarcastic demeanor. Along that same vein. I hate when you ask a question like "Is today Tuesday?", or when needing confirmation on the date like "Is today the 4th?" and someone responds with "all day". My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucke Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I hate the 1337. What's wrong with the regular language? I don't like words like "lol" or "wtf" either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelcomeToLibertyCity Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 A phrase I hate to hear is "There's plenty of other fish in the sea." It doesn't help at all when you've just been dumped in my opinion. Another thing I hate is when you ask what time it is, and some smartass replies "It's time for you to get a watch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outcest Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 "Guesstimate" "Kudos" "I could care less" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Capel Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Internet language. "Your mother" "My dick" Misquotes such as, "I could care less." People who like to quote Nietzsche or some other famous intellectual/philosopher/author/politician/poet because they think it makes them smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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