Shaunr Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Hella is pretty annoying. Or when people say OMG or LOL or ROFL and they aren't doing it to sound like a queer and it's funny and they'll probably never do it again, but they're serious or joking but always say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "Take a chill pill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10th Mo-Town Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "Don't worry about it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigs Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "You're hurting me." Complete killer of the bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ometh Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I hate when people talk like "gansta's". And people that use internet language in real life, like one friend of mine does. It f*cking pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "smart" --- as in smart grid; smart phone; smart system ... what a crock of sh*te! "green" --- "going green" etc. ---- equally retarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatsPoppin Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "Take a chill pill" Hey this phrase has gotten me out of a couple asskickings I think when people use longer versions of shorter words like LOL-LAWLZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 It's mainly butchered phrases that sh*t me off. "I could care less" is one. It's 'couldn't'. You're trying to imply that you don't care about something to the extent that you could not care any less about it. Also, people who say "should/would/could of", instead of 'have'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I hate it when people mix up "then" and "than". They're common four-letter words. How could anyone f*ck up their meanings? These people must have been drawing on themselves instead of paying attention in the first grade. And I also find unnecessary abbreviations spoken aloud to be quite annoying. For example: "I was with my fam on 5th Ave about to grab some sup when I got a call on my cell and decided to rsvp." Assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 And I also find unnecessary abbreviations spoken aloud to be quite annoying. For example: "I was with my fam on 5th Ave about to grab some sup when I got a call on my cell and decided to rsvp." Assholes. Ugh. Yeah, that is irksome. Also, people who use nouns as a verb. "I like to barbecue". "I vacation in the Bahamas". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnia sunt Communia Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "Chillax." I loathe that word. Whenever I ask my cousin what she's doing I always get the same response: "jst chillaxin u?" Why can't people speak English anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ass reamer Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Also, people who use nouns as a verb. "I like to barbecue". I think barbecue is fairly apt as a verb, but it kills me when people confuse barbecuing with grilling. Throwing some burgers and hot dogs on a grill is not cooking barbecue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitsie Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I hate the word "brah". I think its because I once met a girl that spams that word like crazy,everything she says literally ends with "brah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Brosef- Come on, really? I'm not your bro, nor am I Joseph. "Say what?!"- Come on people, I just said it, if you want it repeated, just ask. Thankies- What am I, 5? YumYums- It's short for snack, but what's wrong with the word snack? That's all I can remember, there's more, but I can't be assed to remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playa Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 ftw ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I hella hate when people say they hate the word hella. People who can't distinguish between, you're and your. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "Take a chill pill" An adequate response is always "if you take a cyanide pill" if you don't like people saying it. Of course, the perceived whit doesn't apply if you're surrounded by people who don't know what cyanide is. I hate it when people say "semi" to answer a question. For instance, if I asked if someone else is a chav, they would respond with "semi". That doesn't answer the question at all! "smart" --- as in smart grid; smart phone; smart system ... what a crock of sh*te! My cousin from Scotland is the only person I've ever met who says that. It pisses me off to no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I hate it when people mix up "brought", and "bought". Like for example "I brought a PS3 the other day" or "I bought a cat home". Also any kind of gangsta slang pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookPassBabtridge Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) "It's mainly butchered phrases that sh*t me off. "I could care less" is one. It's 'couldn't'. You're trying to imply that you don't care about something to the extent that you could not care any less about it" Yes!! Ive seen that on here a lot. To that I will add: British kids adopting American phrasing. Eg: "Can I get a burger?" Yes you twat you can get a burger, that's what they sell. "Take a shower" is another case, less frustrating though. Also Ive witnessed the same people say 'tomayto' (phrasing) instead of tomato. Must also add any corporate bullsh*t sayings. Too numerous to list here, but they make me heave. Edited June 30, 2009 by CookPassBabtridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScorpion Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "They're", "their" and "there", that's on the internet of course or in letters etc. While outside of the internet I hate it when people end every sentence with "like". It's just not f*cking needed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 British kids adopting American phrasing. Eg: "Can I get a burger?" I know someone who would say "am I allowed a burger?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 To that I will add: British kids adopting American phrasing. Eg: "Can I get a burger?" Yes you twat you can get a burger, that's what they sell. May I please buy a hamburger, o kind sir? Is that the proper usage of words when walking in to a hamburger parlor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookPassBabtridge Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 To that I will add: British kids adopting American phrasing. Eg: "Can I get a burger?" Yes you twat you can get a burger, that's what they sell. May I please buy a hamburger, o kind sir? Is that the proper usage of words when walking in to a hamburger parlor? Yeah. Stout yeoman of the bar, bequeath me a burger please. Are you the first of a line of offended Americans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 To that I will add: British kids adopting American phrasing. Eg: "Can I get a burger?" Yes you twat you can get a burger, that's what they sell. May I please buy a hamburger, o kind sir? Is that the proper usage of words when walking in to a hamburger parlor? Yeah. Stout yeoman of the bar, bequeath me a burger please. Are you the first of a line of offended Americans? Nope. I'm not even American. I'm just wondering. I've always thought of "Can I have" as more polite than "Give me a burger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookPassBabtridge Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Yes, agreed on that. "Id like..." "Can I have" etc. It just sounded like you had taken exception to it by your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 To that I will add: British kids adopting American phrasing. Eg: "Can I get a burger?" Yes you twat you can get a burger, that's what they sell. May I please buy a hamburger, o kind sir? Is that the proper usage of words when walking in to a hamburger parlor? Yeah. Stout yeoman of the bar, bequeath me a burger please. Are you the first of a line of offended Americans? Nope. I'm not even American. I'm just wondering. I've always thought of "Can I have" as more polite than "Give me a burger". Indeed, it's really more of a courtesy thing. Like "may I be excused". Nobody is ever going to answer "no, sit the f*ck down" but we still pose it in the form of a question. I'm not a linguist, however, so I can't explain how that's branched over to one of the least formal practises in daily life: ordering a burger. It's an interesting question really. How does universal relevancy come about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) A phrase that went through a phase (lol) not too long ago around the Western Suburbs was; "You're killing my life/It's killing my life/That kills my life". Yeah. Edited June 30, 2009 by SaintJimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "You're killing my life/It's killing my life/That kills my life". Can you put it into context? I don't know what someone could possibly mean by that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "You're killing my life/It's killing my life/That kills my life". Can you put it into context? I don't know what someone could possibly mean by that. I assume it's a person's way of saying something is bad. "Hey Steve, I can't come to that wicked sweet rave party this weekend." "Oh, dude! You're, like, killing my life!" Yes, I can see that being very annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "You're killing my life/It's killing my life/That kills my life". Can you put it into context? I don't know what someone could possibly mean by that. I assume it's a person's way of saying something is bad. "Hey Steve, I can't come to that wicked sweet rave party this weekend." "Oh, dude! You're, like, killing my life!" Yes, I can see that being very annoying. I imagined it as being more of a way of stating addiction. For instance: "Dude, I can't stop watching Will & Grace. It's killing my life". (see:otaku) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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