The Unvirginiser Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) Shit Break Tom burst in to the stale, piss-soaked staff bathroom. The Morrison’s logo on the floor had been eroded away by thick sprays of acidic urine, his uncomfortable, black shoes gruesomely shined up at him as he splashed his way towards his favourite cubicle. This was Tom’s extended shit break, he didn’t need a shit, he’d already had two thick, heavy ones this morning. Not exactly solid turds - more like a thick paste that seemed to dribble from his hairy arsehole like play dough squeezing through a star shaped tube. This break was to waste time, the eight hour shift was effort, smiling at pathetic customers who couldn’t find their balls if they sat on both hands. "Where are the Jamie Oliver burgers?” Have you ever been in a fucking Morrison’s before you filthy old bitch? This – Yellow… that – Orange… fuck you! While Tom wiped the blue fluff away from his bell end, he spent a good five minutes admiring the graffiti on the wall, somebody obviously had talent. Ring Chealsea for an anal fuck – 07826172822 Fucking bitch, she never answered. FOURTEEEEN What the fuck was that? A retarded voice had just come from the next cubicle. FOURTEEN Tom didn’t know any retarded staff members, well – any properly retarded ones. FOURTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN “Are you all right in there mate?” He asked. FOURTEEN! FOURTEEEEN! Tom noticed a small glory hole in the wall; hesitantly, he got off the toilet and peeked through. FOURTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!! Without warning, a drill slammed through the gap and stabbed Tom in his bright, brown eye. As it spun around, blood and eyeball fragments shot all around the cubicle, causing Tom to jump around in excruciation. His tidy, white Morrison’s shirt turned a horrific red, before he blacked out he managed to hear… FIFTEEN! FIFTEEEEEEEEEEN! Edited June 29, 2009 by The Unvirginiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 What a hot little send-off before you go getting your leg over in Ibiza tomorrow (it is, tomorrow, right? ). This is disgusting + violent = vulgar = my type of thing. Very good work, amigo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrappedEnd Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Nice piece of work Unvirginizer. Disgustingly hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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