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Guess the Mission Titles


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  • 4 weeks later...
SweatyPa1ms

How about a mission called 'repressed memories' like on that funny radio conversation, no wait thats on family guy. But seriously GTA III, Vice City, San Andreas and GTA IV have some ridiculously funny comedy on the radio stations.

 

And in one mission you have to choose over pink or brown instead of playboy or dwayne.

 

 

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Algonquin Assassin

Her's some of mine. smile.gif

 

"Ace Of Spades"- Also a song by Motorhead.

"Diamond Cutter"

"Power, and Glory"

"Diamond In The Rough"

"Breaking The Bank"- Used for Luis' perspective of "Three Leaf Clover".

"Master Piece"- Used for Luis' perspective of "Museum Piece".

"Bulgarin's Last Stand"- Pretty much speaks for itself.

"Pulp Friction"- Maybe this could be a race or something. Name is a play on Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction".

 

Now for some comical, and sexual orientated names.

 

"Butt Pirates"

"Dirty Sanchez"- Implement a Sanchez that's dirty somehow.

"Trouser Snake"

"Attack Of The Throbbing Cock"- A mission where you have to chase, and kill some guy in a chicken suit after he attacks you.

"R.S Haul Splitter"

 

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buffalosoulj4h20

Nice titles guys.

 

For Three Leaf Clover-''The Fourth Leaf''

Diamond in a Rough-''Lost Diamonds'' or ''Diamonds Ain't Forever''

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend-''Saving Grace'' or ''A Man's Worst Enemy'' referring to the saying ''A Diamond is a girl's best friend but a man's worst enemy'' except the enemy is Bulgarin.

Collector's Item/Museum Piece-''Work of Art'' ( credit to the one who came up with this one, I can't see anything better. It goes well with the other titles)

 

Random Titles:

 

El Cocko Loco

Silence The Snake ( hopefully they include a silencer in this game )

Stretched Limo

Don't Be Anal About It

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VercettiTheNiter

Three Leaf Clover - "Clerical Error"

 

Museum Piece - "It Belongs in a Museum"

 

Diamonds in the Rough - "Conflict Diamonds"

 

Gay titles:

 

Big Dick - you have to kill a tall basketball player named Dick who is gonna tell everyone Bryce Dawkins is gay unless hes taken care of.

 

 

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Huang Leeroy

Three Leaf Clover - "Wish Me Luck"

Museum Piece - "Artist Perspective"

Diamonds in the Rough - "Blood Diamonds"

 

The best I can think of, all the good ones been said already

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The Notorious MOB

Gonna bump this with some ideas for the New Missions that we know of.

 

Mission 1 (Parachuting): (Para) Chute to Kill

 

Mission 2 (Yacht): Ship Wrecked <--- Even I cant believe how bad that is colgate.gif

 

Mission 3 (stealing the train car): For The Man who has everything

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ChrisMathers3501

Poop Chute.

 

Serious Pole.

 

High Life.

 

You Can Sail the Seven Seas.

 

Running Train.

 

Reni's Muscleweiner.

 

ND3 vs NHH vs MOB vs AOD.

 

Ding Dong Ping Pong.

 

Rectum? I Hardly Knew Him.

 

Brucie, Bernie and the Big Bad Butt Baby.

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The Notorious MOB

LMFAO @ "Rectum? I Hardly Knew Him" biggrin.gif

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SirPsychoSexy

Museum Piece/Collector's Item - Luis in the Sky with Diamonds

 

(If he escapes with the diamonds in a helicopter via the roof)

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OysterBarron

Taking one for the team

 

 

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buffalosoulj4h20

I forgot about this topic. I'll post more ideas when the trailers come out. Keep up the good work guys icon14.gif .

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ChrisMathers3501

Giving Head (Eddie Low mission)

 

Freddy Needs a Tranny.

 

Flashed and Banged.

 

Squeal Like a Pig.

 

The Frag Queen.

 

Oh yeah, if they ever put in another sniper mission...

 

Gat on a Hot Tin Roof.

 

The reason I thought of that is because I have a tin roof and a cat that likes to climb up the vines wrapped around the porch supports, get up on the roof and get us to let her in through the second story windows. smile.gif

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The N. Bellic Man

Big Dick Playa - as a tribute to Les Grossman

Cold Girls, Hot Streets - could work for many kind of missions

The Boys of Slammer - a nod to Don Henley and maybe something to do with this:

http://www.slammerclub.com/ blush.gif

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Gonna Make Your Brown-Eyes Huge.

 

Club Business

 

Rainbow in the Dark

 

The Lube Job

 

Gay Fillet

 

Homophobia

 

Out of Vasaline

 

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The Exchange

Or The Hostage

 

The one were Bulgarin ambushes the Deal and exchange for diamonds where Gay toni and Luis are.

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The Notorious MOB

 

King of Queens - It had to be done lol

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Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

 

Brown Eye

 

One Eyed Willy

 

Diamonds Are A Gays Best Friend

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grope_4_that_date

i think i get where everyone is going on this, here are some of my titles

 

a gay in a china shop

Hung out to be put in someone's mouth

taking in tony

i need your clothes, your high heels and some duck tape

gays are girl's best friend

catch my wave in your mouth

dress to thrill

Gay is Gay

Tony is Gay

Going After You (abreviated)

Gay Gay, Let's be Gay

This title is gay

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i think i get where everyone is going on this, here are some of my titles

 

a gay in a china shop

Hung out to be put in someone's mouth

taking in tony

i need your clothes, your high heels and some duck tape

gays are girl's best friend

catch my wave in your mouth

dress to thrill

Gay is Gay

Tony is Gay

Going After You (abreviated)

Gay Gay, Let's be Gay

This title is gay

Wow... that is pretty gay. wink.gif

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Boogie nights

 

Saturday night wiener

 

Girth

 

Big gay tony's big gay boat ride.

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buffalosoulj4h20

Going Uptown-it's a saying around here in New York, dealing with trains. Also a sexual refrence.

Runaway Train

Since there is going to be a shoot out in the club I'm still sticking with my 2guys1club title.

Chutes to Kill-for the parachute mission.

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First mission: Coming Out of the Closet wink.gif

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