buffalosoulj4h20 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 (edited) One of the things I love about the Grand Theft Auto series are the mission titles themselves. They are funny and they let you guess what's going to happen, from ''Keep your friends close...'' in Vice City to ''Russian Revolution'' in GTA 4. And I find these titles witty, like ''Buoys Ahoy'' and ''Get Lost''. As the games keep coming I find that the titles are becoming more and more amusing. The point of this thread is to make creative mission titles for TBoGT and descibe what would happen in that specific mission. Ofcourse there will be creative gay joke titles from Rstar and probably some spanish style puns.Also, when the trailers and screenshots come out we can guesss even further. I'll go first: ''2guys1club'' I'm guessing in this mission, Luis and Gay Tony are in Hercules (the gay club) and Gay Tony just got word from someone that psychotic gay bashers are coming to the club to kill Gay Tony. This will be a early mission introducing you to a new weapon. So the guys come and Luis has to defend Tony. You kill them. A survivor drives off as Luis drives after them in a cheetah and kills him. And basically in the cutscene, Gay Tony shares a story with Luis about one gay incident involving 2 guys for laughs lol. What are your ideas? Edited June 14, 2009 by buffalosoulj4h20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evog Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Hmm, maybe a mission that's called something along the lines of "The Gay Parade". I'm not sure what it could be about though; maybe trying to protect Gay Tony and some other gays from haters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxfever Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Three Leaf Clover: Banking In Diamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work) Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Three Leaf Clover: Banking InDiamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work) Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever Those are nice titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOSEPH X Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 This has to be on Electro-choc as well as a mission title I`m also at my wits end thinking of a title for the crossover missions. The best I can come up with are: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Luis In The Skylight For Diamonds Diamond Dogs/The Diamond Fleece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 I like thaat song. It was on some government conspiracy vid on youtube. It was some scary sh*t back then, but yea, they should put it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious MOB Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Three Leaf Clover: Banking InDiamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work) Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever Those are nice titles. Yeah I really like Diamonds Aren't Forever its kinda simplistic yet effective like Ivan The Not So Terrible. 2 guys one club is good aswell... very clever just like a gta mission title should be. A possible title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission could be: "Deal or No Deal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerAndy Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Three Leaf Clover: Banking InDiamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work) Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever Those are nice titles. Yeah I really like Diamonds Aren't Forever its kinda simplistic yet effective like Ivan The Not So Terrible. 2 guys one club is good aswell... very clever just like a gta mission title should be. A possible title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission could be: "Deal or No Deal" Yeah great titles, but Luis in the sky with diamonds gets my vote whether its actually in there or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 ''Packing Guns'' ''Queen of Diamonds'' ''Finish Him''-for Bulgarin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabaannz Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Pride & Prejudice (as in gay pride) Willie & Gracie Backdoor Cover Queens Aplenty Y.M.C.A. Fudge Packie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Pride & Prejudice (as in gay pride) Willie & Gracie Backdoor Cover Queens Aplenty Y.M.C.A. Fudge Packie fudge packie willie and gracie reminds me of adam and steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxfever Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Three Leaf Clover: Banking InDiamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work) Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever Those are nice titles. Yeah I really like Diamonds Aren't Forever its kinda simplistic yet effective like Ivan The Not So Terrible. 2 guys one club is good aswell... very clever just like a gta mission title should be. A possible title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission could be: "Deal or No Deal" Yeah great titles, but Luis in the sky with diamonds gets my vote whether its actually in there or not thanx gaiz MOB, Deal or No Deal is pretty clever And Luis in the Sky with Diamonds is sillilly enjoyable to read/hear. :B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcaneKnight Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Fruit Loops Gaping Trainhole Fudge Packer Getting Your Lunch Pushed In Booty Loose Dildo Delivery Cocktail Sucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzaH Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 F'd in the A' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC. Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 +1 on Diamonds Aren't Forever Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazz13 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 im sure there will be one called tony's new pearl necklace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rota Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 some of these are way to funny hahaha fudge pakie and luis in the sky light for diamonds are great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious MOB Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) some of these are way to funny hahaha fudge pakie and luis in the sky light for diamonds are great I think there might be a title about Evan Moss like "Evan Sent" or "Evan and El" (starring El Burro in his fourth appearence lol) An Idea for a mission could be Luis taking out a load of guys at the Pier in Algonquin Called "Pier As Folk" Or an alternative Title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission is "Diamonds From Sierra Le Wome" assuming of course that Wome actually has something to do with the Diamonds being brought into Liberty City. Edited June 15, 2009 by Money Over Bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMathers3501 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Brown Eye for the Queer Guy. Butt Buddies. Smokin' Pole. Pirates in Mens' Pants. Sausage Fest. Ass Backwards. Hole in One. Homoerotic Asphyxiation. The French Tom Connection. Tony's Testes. Ultimate Disc in the Dark. Return to Gender. Bareback Mounting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyla Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 A mission for Gay Tony? "Killer Queen" (as in the Queen song) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Brown Eye for the Queer Guy. Butt Buddies. Smokin' Pole. Pirates in Mens' Pants. Sausage Fest. Ass Backwards. Hole in One. Homoerotic Asphyxiation. The French Tom Connection. Tony's Testes. Ultimate Disc in the Dark. Return to Gender. Bareback Mounting. hahaha french tom connection is great! Altho the game already has a mission called "puerto rican connection". Also "bareback mounting", very witty inded Mine would be "Assault on station 13" for a mission in a fire department. Also jackyfiend posted a while ago a good one "three card monte" where Luis is the jack of diamonds, Bulgarin is the King and Tony is the Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrixone Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 The first mission: Turning gay Three leaf clover: One time only or St. Michael Diamond in the rough: The snitch Museum Piece: Kill and take Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Black ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious MOB Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Other possible titles for Three Leaf Clover is "The Big Withdrawl" after the Album that never was by Rapper Lloyd Banks. "Money in the Bank" after several songs and a 1942 Novel where a guy loses some Diamionds and acts as a servant to a family (Like Luis). "Taking The Micks" after the the slang for Irish people and also another way of saying taking the Piss because your Taking the Irish guys money, one of them is called Michael and also the bank robbery is one of them times when u just think "Ah You Must Be Taking The Mick!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foohy Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) Friends in Rear Places- You are the chase driver for Bryce Dawkins in a convoy (by request of Bernie Crane). The convoy is attacked and you must protect Bryce. Supply Time on the High Seas -or- High Crimes on the High Seas- You ride out into sea north of Algonquin on a yacht where you are to oversee a shipment of...something being delivered to your employer. Before the goods can be transferred to the yacht FIB and Noose show up with boats and helicopters to break up the party. You must defend the yacht for as long as you can before it (inevitably) succumbs to damages just off the north coast of Algonquin and you must escape via jet ski. Alternate ending: You defend the yacht for as long as possible before there is an explosion on the boat and it crashes into a rock off the north coast of Algonquin (or Bohan) you are knocked unconscious and arrested. You must accept a deal from a dirty cop (Francis) to get out of jail. I'll add more as I think of them Edited June 24, 2009 by foohy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious MOB Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 What about Dog Day Afternoon (for Three Leaf Clover) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrixone Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Other possible titles for Three Leaf Clover is "The Big Withdrawl" after the Album that never was by Rapper Lloyd Banks. "Money in the Bank" after several songs and a 1942 Novel where a guy loses some Diamionds and acts as a servant to a family (Like Luis). "Taking The Micks" after the the slang for Irish people and also another way of saying taking the Piss because your Taking the Irish guys money, one of them is called Michael and also the bank robbery is one of them times when u just think "Ah You Must Be Taking The Mick!!" sh*t, i like it very much. Cant you send this to R* or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 I am Rockstar, that's why I'm asking this. I'm suppsed to come up with mission titles, but I ran out of ideas, so keep working! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foohy Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I am Rockstar, that's why I'm asking this. I'm suppsed to come up with mission titles, but I ran out of ideas, so keep working! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optional Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 What About: Don't Worry be Gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR.CHILL Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 three leaf clover: right place, right time diamonds in the rough: this is too much museum piece: AK's and artwork diamonds are a girls best friend: girl but no Grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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