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buffalosoulj4h20

Guess the Mission Titles

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buffalosoulj4h20

One of the things I love about the Grand Theft Auto series are the mission titles themselves. They are funny and they let you guess what's going to happen, from ''Keep your friends close...'' in Vice City to ''Russian Revolution'' in GTA 4. And I find these titles witty, like ''Buoys Ahoy'' and ''Get Lost''. As the games keep coming I find that the titles are becoming more and more amusing. The point of this thread is to make creative mission titles for TBoGT and descibe what would happen in that specific mission. Ofcourse there will be creative gay joke titles from Rstar and probably some spanish style puns.Also, when the trailers and screenshots come out we can guesss even further.

 

I'll go first: ''2guys1club''

 

I'm guessing in this mission, Luis and Gay Tony are in Hercules (the gay club) and Gay Tony just got word from someone that psychotic gay bashers are coming to the club to kill Gay Tony. This will be a early mission introducing you to a new weapon. So the guys come and Luis has to defend Tony. You kill them. A survivor drives off as Luis drives after them in a cheetah and kills him.

And basically in the cutscene, Gay Tony shares a story with Luis about one gay incident involving 2 guys for laughs lol.

 

What are your ideas?

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evog

Hmm, maybe a mission that's called something along the lines of "The Gay Parade". I'm not sure what it could be about though; maybe trying to protect Gay Tony and some other gays from haters?

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Duxfever

Three Leaf Clover: Banking In

Diamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost

Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work)

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever

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buffalosoulj4h20
Three Leaf Clover: Banking In

Diamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost

Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work)

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever

Those are nice titles.

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JOSEPH X

This has to be on Electro-choc as well as a mission title

 

 

 

I`m also at my wits end thinking of a title for the crossover missions. The best I can come up with are:

 

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

 

Luis In The Skylight For Diamonds

 

Diamond Dogs/The Diamond Fleece

 

 

 

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buffalosoulj4h20

I like thaat song. It was on some government conspiracy vid on youtube. It was some scary sh*t back then, but yea, they should put it in.

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Money Over Bullshit
Three Leaf Clover: Banking In

Diamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost

Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work)

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever

Those are nice titles.

Yeah I really like Diamonds Aren't Forever its kinda simplistic yet effective like Ivan The Not So Terrible.

 

2 guys one club is good aswell... very clever just like a gta mission title should be.

 

A possible title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission could be: "Deal or No Deal"

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BikerAndy
Three Leaf Clover: Banking In

Diamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost

Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work)

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever

Those are nice titles.

Yeah I really like Diamonds Aren't Forever its kinda simplistic yet effective like Ivan The Not So Terrible.

 

2 guys one club is good aswell... very clever just like a gta mission title should be.

 

A possible title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission could be: "Deal or No Deal"

Yeah great titles, but Luis in the sky with diamonds gets my vote whether its actually in there or not icon14.gif

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buffalosoulj4h20

''Packing Guns''

''Queen of Diamonds''

''Finish Him''-for Bulgarin

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dabaannz

Pride & Prejudice (as in gay pride)

 

Willie & Gracie

 

Backdoor Cover

 

Queens Aplenty

 

Y.M.C.A.

 

Fudge Packie

 

 

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buffalosoulj4h20
Pride & Prejudice (as in gay pride)

 

Willie & Gracie

 

Backdoor Cover

 

Queens Aplenty

 

Y.M.C.A.

 

Fudge Packie

biggrin.gif fudge packie

 

willie and gracie reminds me of adam and steve.

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Duxfever
Three Leaf Clover: Banking In

Diamonds In The Rough: One Deal Lost

Collector's Item / Museum Piece: Work of Art (or Art Work)

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Diamonds Aren't Forever

Those are nice titles.

Yeah I really like Diamonds Aren't Forever its kinda simplistic yet effective like Ivan The Not So Terrible.

 

2 guys one club is good aswell... very clever just like a gta mission title should be.

 

A possible title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission could be: "Deal or No Deal"

Yeah great titles, but Luis in the sky with diamonds gets my vote whether its actually in there or not icon14.gif

thanx gaiz

 

MOB, Deal or No Deal is pretty clever wink.gif And Luis in the Sky with Diamonds is sillilly enjoyable to read/hear. :B

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ArcaneKnight

Fruit Loops

 

Gaping Trainhole

 

Fudge Packer

 

Getting Your Lunch Pushed In

 

Booty Loose

 

Dildo Delivery

 

Cocktail Sucker

 

 

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EzaH

F'd in the A'

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MC.

+1 on Diamonds Aren't Forever

 

Nice one. icon14.gif

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crazz13

im sure there will be one called tony's new pearl necklace. lol.gif

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rota

some of these are way to funny hahaha fudge pakie and luis in the sky light for diamonds are great icon14.gif

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Money Over Bullshit

 

some of these are way to funny hahaha fudge pakie and luis in the sky light for diamonds are great icon14.gif

I think there might be a title about Evan Moss like "Evan Sent" or "Evan and El" (starring El Burro in his fourth appearence lol)

 

An Idea for a mission could be Luis taking out a load of guys at the Pier in Algonquin Called "Pier As Folk"

 

Or an alternative Title for the Diamonds in the Rough Mission is "Diamonds From Sierra Le Wome" assuming of course that Wome actually has something to do with the Diamonds being brought into Liberty City.

Edited by Money Over Bullshit

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ChrisMathers3501

Brown Eye for the Queer Guy.

 

Butt Buddies.

 

Smokin' Pole.

 

Pirates in Mens' Pants.

 

Sausage Fest.

 

Ass Backwards.

 

Hole in One.

 

Homoerotic Asphyxiation.

 

The French Tom Connection.

 

Tony's Testes.

 

Ultimate Disc in the Dark.

 

Return to Gender.

 

Bareback Mounting.

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Tyla

A mission for Gay Tony? "Killer Queen" (as in the Queen song)

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Brown Eye for the Queer Guy.

 

Butt Buddies.

 

Smokin' Pole.

 

Pirates in Mens' Pants.

 

Sausage Fest.

 

Ass Backwards.

 

Hole in One.

 

Homoerotic Asphyxiation.

 

The French Tom Connection.

 

Tony's Testes.

 

Ultimate Disc in the Dark.

 

Return to Gender.

 

Bareback Mounting.

hahaha french tom connection is great! Altho the game already has a mission called "puerto rican connection".

Also "bareback mounting", very witty inded biggrin.gif

 

Mine would be "Assault on station 13" for a mission in a fire department. Also jackyfiend posted a while ago a good one "three card monte" where Luis is the jack of diamonds, Bulgarin is the King and Tony is the Queen. biggrin.gif

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Astrixone

The first mission: Turning gay

Three leaf clover: One time only or St. Michael

Diamond in the rough: The snitch

Museum Piece: Kill and take

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Black ice

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Money Over Bullshit

Other possible titles for Three Leaf Clover is "The Big Withdrawl" after the Album that never was by Rapper Lloyd Banks. "Money in the Bank" after several songs and a 1942 Novel where a guy loses some Diamionds and acts as a servant to a family (Like Luis). "Taking The Micks" after the the slang for Irish people and also another way of saying taking the Piss because your Taking the Irish guys money, one of them is called Michael and also the bank robbery is one of them times when u just think "Ah You Must Be Taking The Mick!!"

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foohy

Friends in Rear Places-

You are the chase driver for Bryce Dawkins in a convoy (by request of Bernie Crane). The convoy is attacked and you must protect Bryce.

 

Supply Time on the High Seas -or- High Crimes on the High Seas-

You ride out into sea north of Algonquin on a yacht where you are to oversee a shipment of...something being delivered to your employer. Before the goods can be transferred to the yacht FIB and Noose show up with boats and helicopters to break up the party. You must defend the yacht for as long as you can before it (inevitably) succumbs to damages just off the north coast of Algonquin and you must escape via jet ski.

Alternate ending:

You defend the yacht for as long as possible before there is an explosion on the boat and it crashes into a rock off the north coast of Algonquin (or Bohan) you are knocked unconscious and arrested. You must accept a deal from a dirty cop (Francis) to get out of jail.

 

I'll add more as I think of them

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Money Over Bullshit

What about Dog Day Afternoon (for Three Leaf Clover)

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Astrixone
Other possible titles for Three Leaf Clover is "The Big Withdrawl" after the Album that never was by Rapper Lloyd Banks. "Money in the Bank" after several songs and a 1942 Novel where a guy loses some Diamionds and acts as a servant to a family (Like Luis). "Taking The Micks" after the the slang for Irish people and also another way of saying taking the Piss because your Taking the Irish guys money, one of them is called Michael and also the bank robbery is one of them times when u just think "Ah You Must Be Taking The Mick!!"

sh*t, i like it very much.

Cant you send this to R* or something?

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buffalosoulj4h20

I am Rockstar, that's why I'm asking this. I'm suppsed to come up with mission titles, but I ran out of ideas, so keep working!

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foohy
I am Rockstar, that's why I'm asking this. I'm suppsed to come up with mission titles, but I ran out of ideas, so keep working!

haha rahkstar2.gif

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What About: Don't Worry be Gay icon14.gif

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DR.CHILL

three leaf clover: right place, right time

 

diamonds in the rough: this is too much

 

museum piece: AK's and artwork

 

diamonds are a girls best friend: girl but no Grand.

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