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UrbanTheEmcee

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860

 

Satanic Athiest quotes

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atheism is actually less satanic than christianity since you believe that satan exists, we dont.

Edited by 860

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XAF226

 

^I am bothered by those Satanic Athiest quotes earlier. Get a good idea of Christianity before you rail against it. It's good, not bad...the whole concept is based on Love....something the world lacks.^

Come on old man, I believe in God but Atheists don't believe in any type of religion, so how can they be Satanists? icon13.gif

 

 

You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f*cking fingers, and say that's the bad guy.

 

 

At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love.

 

 

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

 

 

It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.

 

 

The problem with our role is Americans live in a world of illusion.

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ScratchCard

 

Regardless if he killed a woman his accomplisments out shine that.

 

Nothing wrong with some patrionism, but this.. dontgetit.gif

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_-=Zombie=-_

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. -Sigmund Freud

 

 

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860

 

Regardless if he killed a woman his accomplisments out shine that.

 

Nothing wrong with some patrionism, but this.. dontgetit.gif

i dont think defending a politician has anything to do with patriotism.

 

EDIT: and yeah that quote is f*cked up.

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Star-Lord

 

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer J Simpson

 

 

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

 

 

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

 

 

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

 

 

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles.

 

 

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

 

 

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.

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iSarcasm

“I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire.” - Howard Hughes

 

"A wrong decision is better than indecision." - Tony Soprano

 

"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. " - Tyler Durden

 

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. " - Tyler Durden

 

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*cking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. " - Tyler Durden

 

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. " - The Narrator

 

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - Vito Corleone

 

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - Michael Corleone

 

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Alfred Pennyworth

 

"You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!" - The Joker

 

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. " - Harvey Dent

 

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left. " - Bertrand Russell

 

"Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country." - Bertrand Russell

 

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered

automatic weapons." -General Douglas MacArthur

 

 

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Vive La France

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice"

 

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chris

We stay spoon nigga, frosty - Beto

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philster_12

Make Earth your Heaven - Company of heroes

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UrbanTheEmcee

“I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”

 

(Genghis Kahn)

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Guns N R0se

 

"Nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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Fnorg

 

He not busy being born is busy dying.

 

That one's stuck with me for quite some time now.

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Lethal Nizzle

"The motivation for me was them telling me what I couldn’t be." ~ Pharell Williams from the song "So Ambitious" with Jay-Z

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Cheat
F*ck me sideways.

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ZombieFrogger

From Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

Anna: The Maria Narcissa.

Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.

Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.

Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.

Anna: Fisher!

Sam Fisher: Sorry.

 

House of the Dead overkill

(When you shoot the clown at the start of The Carny level)

Agent G:Stop Clowning Around.

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lambo205

News station reports on missing woman...

 

Bartender: "I wonder where that poor girl could be..."

 

"...She's at my house." chuckled Ed Gein.

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Carnage1120

"What country you from?"

 

"What?"

 

"THAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?"

 

"w-what?"

 

"ENGLISH MOTHER f*ckA DO YOU SPEAK IT!"

 

Love that movie.

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lambo205

"Hard takes a day, impossible takes a week." ~ Jay-Z

 

"I did your wife, ya poor bastard." ~ Tommy Vercetti

 

"You like my asshole always holdin' up sh*t." ~ a ped form GTA: SA

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Claude Speed.

"Losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity; you don’t realize how irritating it was ‘til it’s gone."

 

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." Mark Twain

 

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization” George Carlin

 

 

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Cheat
"When you're winning, keep on going like you're losing."

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lambo205

"I'm that badass nigga that your mom warned you about." ~ Cop in GTA4

"I can sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took

a crap on you" ~ Tenpenny

 

Love that last quote...

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Claude Speed.

 

"I can sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took

a crap on you"[/i] ~ Tenpenny

 

Love that last quote...

Actually it was:

'We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think god himself has crapped on you.'

I love it too! lol.gif

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lambo205

 

"I can sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took

a crap on you"[/i] ~ Tenpenny

 

Love that last quote...

Actually it was:

'We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think god himself has crapped on you.'

I love it too! lol.gif

For real? Oh, my bad. Haha! Yeah it is a good quote...

 

"I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge" ~ a ped from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

 

Another good quote... lol.gif

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ZombieFrogger

Evil Dead Fistful of Boomstick

 

Ash: Say, if I may say so, you look pretty sexy behind bars...

Trisha Pettywood: Not now Ash. We got locked when the security system kicked in. You have got to let us outta here!

Ash: Hey, don't get your panties in a twist, I'll get you out... you are wearing panties aren't ya?

Trisha Pettywood: Ash! This is no time for this...!

 

Ash: Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless

 

Ash: [after a policeman kills a teenage Deadite] Kids these days, huh?

Policeman: What are those things? It's like all hell's broke loose!

Ash: Gee, ya think?

 

Ive played the game so much,i never get tired hearing the funny lines from Ash Williams

 

 

 

 

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13-37

"Nothing's gonna Change my world"

--Across the Universe -- song --

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Ari Gold

"If I could gouge out Terrence McQuewick's eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies in a White Slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. And Lloyd?! That little queen, who I welcomed into my home, and allowed to play with my children and care for my dog and who left me for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and allow the entire Screen Actor's Guild to anally rape him if not for the fact that I know he would enjoy it. I hate 'em all, and yes, I want to see them destroyed." - Ari Gold, Entourage.

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lambo205

"I replaced my severed leg with a second penis so I could DP chicks on my own." - Me

 

"I bet that guy has breath like hot garbage. His teeth look like a row of baked beans." - Me

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smeagol
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

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ghost of delete key

 

Progression is not proclamation nor palaver. It is not pretense nor play on prejudice. It is not of personal pronouns nor perennial pronouncement. It is not the perturbation of a people passion-wrought, nor a promise proposed. Progression is everlastingly lifting the standards that marked the end of the world's march yesterday and planting them on new and advanced heights today.

 

 

 

 

I'm 12, and what is this?

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