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UrbanTheEmcee

Your Favorite Quotes

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The Horror Is Alive

"Take your best shot, flatlander woman!" - JC Denton, Deus Ex.

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manofpeace
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!'

Vito Corleone(I think)

Sun-Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about warfare than you because he invented it! /TF2 reference

 

Nah but Sun-Tzu did say that first, in like 400 B.C..

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Mcquiz

George. W. Bush said once "I have a dream that people and fish can live in peace together" biggrin.gif

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Slamman

I don't know if he flubbed there, he DID try to joke on occasion. Those real speech flubs are PRICELESS!!!

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Clem Fandango
George. W. Bush said once "I have a dream that people and fish can live in peace together" biggrin.gif

I've always been curious as to what the context of that quote was.

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Menaced

 

Pwns all other quotes.

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Slamman
George. W. Bush said once "I have a dream that people and fish can live in peace together"  biggrin.gif

I've always been curious as to what the context of that quote was.

I'm guessing he was at his ranch and recreating, but then again, he flubbed many a statement he made!

 

I use this REAL CLASSIC all the time in regular speech, while, mostly to myself, but still comes up with little prompting.

 

"And now for something COMPLETELY different"

 

Vintage immortal Monty Python's Flying Circus

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chris

Has "I'll be back..." been mentioned.

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Jean Capel

My mind is a machine gun, my body are the bullets, and everyone is my target. - Me (Technically I modified it, but meh.)

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trip

This one is credited to my wife

"I'm not bitching at you, I'm just correcting you"

 

too many good music based quotes

"I lost one round, but the prize wasn't anything - a knife in the back and more of the same"

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Skimask101

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

 

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

-George Carlin

 

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

-George Carlin

 

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

-George Carlin

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Slamman

"Bump"

that's a good one.

 

 

Long Live the Loud

you can't kill rock n roll

eat, sleep, and play guitar

 

 

All printed somewhere, not just made up by me! haha

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Seachmall

"The only logical end to defensive warfare is surrender" - Napoleon Bonaparte

 

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people." - Karl Marx

 

"I have heard an atheist defined as a man who had no invisible means of support." - John Buchan

 

"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." - Christopher Hitchens

 

"If we don't play God, who will? " - James D Watson

 

"It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to Infidelity. " - Abraham Lincoln

 

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. " - Steven Weinberg

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XXI Inc

I agree with all the quotes you posted, Seach.

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abcadgfawghaeheheahaeh

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes" G-man

 

i think this is the best quote from a game.

Edited by kimr120

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philster_12

 

there is no "I" in Teamwork

both literaly and figuraly

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D- Ice

 

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people." - Karl Marx

 

That is actually so true - from my experience most religious people are people oppressed/broken, and take the only means to fix their problems which seem to have no end is to do those worthless rituals in order to reaps a much deserved rewardin the afterlife - whether that be heaven or reincarnation into some carefree animal or something.

 

It is also an attempt to redeem their own person as they know they are lacked and are still lacking in something which they either do not want or cannot change.

 

 

"If we don't play God, who will? " - James D Watson

 

That is something else that never ceases to piss me off. We were having a similar discussion in a medical ethics kinda small-goup discussion/seminar and the girls I was kinda trying to date comes up with something like "I believe it is wrong for us to pay God".

Being the hot-headed arab I am, I prompty replied with something like:

"I'm seeing my fellow country members being butchered by terrorists in the name of God, yet he is doing nothing to stop it. Surely if he can sink Sodom and Gamorah, it wont be past hi to somehow block the borders so they stop pouring in from Pakistan and Iran. I'm also seeing people starving to death in Africa? Why isn't the God who turned 1 fish into 500 for a bunch of generally well-fed Palestinians so they believe in his on not doing the same for millions of starving Africans, vitually all being loyal followers of him, to save their lives? If he really enjoys being worshipped that muh, surely it's a good investment to increase their lives so they can worship him for longer."

 

She replied with the whole "I believe God works in mysterious ways, and it is caused by humanity's own evil - God is does not get involved in solving that."

 

"Then if God works in mysterious ways and doesn't get involved, then surely geneticists aren't playing God - they aren't doing anything mysterious, and they are involved to help humanity." I say.

 

After being told that it is a good arguement and that some people still believe that it is wrong to give ourselves the power similar to God in changing/meddling with things. I am safe to say that we never ended up properly dating, nor would she ever consider hanging around me too much. tounge.gif

 

 

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. " - Steven Weinberg

 

This is truth. I hate it when some religious people claim it is religion that causes people to do good deeds - without it we all all be degenerate typed like the people in Mad Max films, or the Raiders in Fallout 3 or something. There will always be good people doing great things, and bad people doing evil - hell - loads of the evil in the world today is being done in the name of religion, as well as many of the good. Remember:

"Behaving well from a fear of god is far less noble than behaving well because it's the right thing to do."

 

People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within. -Ramona L. Anderson

 

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. -John Burroughs

 

"If you want to know someone's true personality, just watch them drive."

Amazing just how true this holds out!

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Carnage1120

I agree with everything the above poster said(didn't wanna quote the long post)

 

I pretty much agree with every single quote in the COD games when you die.

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joemcg15

Martin Luther King, Jr.:

 

If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well."

 

Muhammad Ali.:

 

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion."

 

Groucho Marx.:

 

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

 

 

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XXI Inc

I heard one funny quote in a machinima made by BenBuja 'GTA IV Glitches and Silly Stuff 6'. The quote was: 'f*ck me sideways, the cops!'.

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philster_12

life is just a game, its either you win or lose - Gregory House

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poopskin
"Gibson! my god, it's Gibson! His head's been torn right off!"

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philster_12

Freedom isn't free-US FORCES (marine and army)

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Carnage1120

The reporter from the hindenburg distaster

 

"OH THE HUMANITY!"

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Darren.

"Imagination rules the world" - Napoleon Bonaparte

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philster_12

The Truth hurts thats why we lie - LIFE

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Warplay3r

"For good nurture and education implant good constitutions." - Plato

 

"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine." - Socrates

 

"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone... " - Michael Corleone; Godfather II

 

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

 

"For death begins with life's first breath, and life begins at the touch of death." - John Oxenham

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iamanevilbastard

"We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world" "The stuff you own ends up owning you" Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Pain is all in the mind" My dad

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body"

"Walk softly, carry a big stick: a shooting stick"

"Lifes a bitch, then you die"

"Its the soldier, not the poet, who gives us freedom of speech"

 

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Slamman

Life's a Beach...and then you Swim! haha

 

I love the one that ALMOST caught on as a catch phrase,... the later comedies with Walter Matthau, basically his character in Grumpy Old Men would say "Eat My Shorts!!" Instead of cursing, this is actually fun to say because you envision him saying it, and it just puts a grin on your face.

 

 

^I am bothered by those Satanic Athiest quotes earlier. Get a good idea of Christianity before you rail against it. It's good, not bad...the whole concept is based on Love....something the world lacks.^

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Xeon 

 

^I am bothered by those Satanic Athiest quotes earlier. Get a good idea of Christianity before you rail against it. It's good, not bad...the whole concept is based on Love....something the world lacks.^

As you should get a good idea of Atheism before calling it "Satanic". It really has nothing to do with worshipping the devil, or anyone for that matter. Telling people to learn more about a belief while making such an ignorant comment towards another is a bit hypocritical.

 

Some Epictetus quotes:

 

"Do not seek to bring things to pass in accordance with your wishes, but wish for them as they are, and you will find them."

 

"Freedom is not procured by a full enjoyment of what is desired, but by controlling the desire."

 

"Difficulties are things that show a person what they are."

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